Year of Hogwarts; Third
Hobby; Biology & Fanfiction
Favorite Author; J. K. Rowling
Pet Peeve; Stubborn Stupidity
Fanfiction Pet Peeve; Misspelled Words / Horrid Grammar
Animagus; African Grey Parrot
Patronus; Antipodean Opaleye Dragon
Thank you QueenHal!
Summary: This poem is set at the ending of the fifth book. Dumbledore wrestles with himself about whether to tell Harry about the prophecy while he is so distraught from Sirius's death.
Summary: Harry gets his first pair of glasses, and Petunia vows never to take him shopping again.
Summary: "Monty Python and the Goblet of Fire" explores the profound question of what scenes from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" would be like if they were done as Monty Python sketches. Here the fic begins. A parody of the "Swedish subtitles" bit during the beginning credits of "Monty Python and The Holy Grail." Written for a GoF parody challenge. Rated PG-13, because I'm unsure of the language factor. (Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Monty Python, JK Rowling, or the owners of the Unofficial Monty Python site, who helped me out enormously. I'm making no money from this)
Summary: Based on the Lion King on Broadway's song 'the Madness of King Scar'.
"Peter," Voldemort moaned sadly, "Peter? Why am I not... loved?"
Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!