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Hi.... I'm Lyndsie. I really love reading fanfics... especially humor, Post Hogwarts, AU, and Mauder's Era. I don't write HP fanfic.... but like I said before, I LOVE to read it!
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Summary: This is an alternate version of Book Seven. Harry reluctantly returns to Hogwarts to train with a new DADA teacher, one appointed in specifically for Harry in Dumbledore's will. As the rest of the Wizard World reacts to Dumbledore's defeat, Harry develops the skills he needs to fulfill the Prophecy--including mastery of the Kedavra curse.

Mysteries are explored along the way, particularly the "missing 24 hours" from 1981--the span of time between Hagrid taking Baby Harry from the ruins of Godric's Hollow on Halloween Night, and his arrival to hand off Baby Harry on Privet Drive the following night. The Veil Room in the Department of Mysteries is also revisited. A traitor is uncovered, and Dumbledore's wisdom comes into question. And even when all goes as planned, things are not all they seem.



Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Student/Teacher Romance

Word count: 330304 Chapters: 52 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/14/06 Updated: 11/17/08


Life is But A Dream by Pondering
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 145]

Summary: When Sirius passes through the veil, he ends up in the Realm of Dreams. He manages to wake up. But when he wakes up, it’s the 30th of October 1981. The past fourteen years have never happened. He has a chance. Will it all be for naught?



Note: The word count for the story is incorrect, it should read around 21096 words. I arrived at this amount by adding the word count for the individual chapters together.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death

Word count: 24276 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
05/10/06 Updated: 10/17/07


Summary: Harry faces his final and most difficult year at Hogwarts, will he come through the year with his NEWTs or more importantly, with his life?



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Chapter 11, The Meeting should have been Chapter 10 and Chapter 10, Confession Confection should have been 10 so I have swapped them

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 14797 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
04/03/06 Updated: 07/31/07


Tom Riddle and the Deadly Mallows by Zetera
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 46]

Summary: Sequel to the parody 'Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince', which I am proud to state won the 2006 Quicksilver Quill award for best humor. Prior reading is advised, but not absolutely necessary.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4086 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
05/08/07 Updated: 06/27/07


A Different Reality by Gmariam
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 233]

Summary: Harry has just witnessed the death of Professor Dumbledore, and chases after the murderous Snape before he can escape the grounds. But the former potions master easily captures Harry, and takes him back to Spinner’s End along with Draco Malfoy. What happens to Harry at Spinner’s End? Will Snape cement his allegiance to the Dark Lord and turn Harry over to Voldemort? What happens to Draco Malfoy? Will Voldemort punish him for his failure on the Tower? And what about Severus Snape - will Harry learn the truth about the former Death Eater at last?

This story is now complete, and presents an alternate ending to Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince, in which Harry learns more than he could have ever imagined about Professor Snape and Professor Dumbledore. He must abandon many of his old convictions and come to an understanding of a new and different reality before setting out on his final journey to vanquish Lord Voldemort in Book Seven.


Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 43474 Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/18/06 Updated: 02/14/07


Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns

Episode 9 is up!

*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****

"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”

“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.

“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.

“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 21269 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
01/11/06 Updated: 01/13/07


Cupid's Liquid Arrows by moonbeamfairy16
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 153]

Summary: What happens when Fred and George test a love potion on Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Trouble happens of course!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 12545 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/17/06 Updated: 11/04/06


Harry Potter and the Darkest Hour by Stormy
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 358]

Summary: Harry is entering his 6th year at Hogwarts. NEWT classes, Quidditch and a new DADA teacher all add up to a seemingly normal year. But what is Voldemort up to now? Where are his Death Eaters? Tortures and killings have started, but how much of it is all just a decoy in the great scheme of things? This time, Harry must leave the comfort of his friends and face his darkest fear.


Featured story April, May and June 2006 and nominated for the Quill Awards!

The final chapter is now up! The sequel has been submitted! Please R/R!


Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 56770 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/05/05 Updated: 06/28/05


Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


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