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Real name: UMMMMMMMM....WHY?
Member Since: 04/25/06
Website: http://www.fanfiction.net/~plumcherries2
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0`~'0 thats an upset face for those of you who dont know.


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HAIR: very messy at the moment.

Eyes :yes , i am huan u know

Heght:?

fav series: Charlie Bone , Harry Potter , Lord of the Rings , Royal Diaries books (personal fav of particuler series: Mary , Queen of scotts

THINGS I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND!!!!!!!!: arrogance , the arrogance of Potter (i much prefer the weasleys preferably George +Ginny) , sluts , mainstream celebrities like those fools from HSM , (no offense to them really (- Zac Efron y Asheley tisdale y Corbin Bleu) its just their publicity that bugs me , . ...

FAV HP CHARACTER: Hermione

I normally read regullar fan fiction for CB but i consider everything but Humor Romance fic funny.NOW IM BORED !!!!!!
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Cliché Nation by just_the_contrary
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 329]

Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?

The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.

Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.

Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6689 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/03/06 Updated: 09/29/06


Mary Sue, I love you! by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 84]

Summary:

Once upon a time in the far, far, away land of California, Miranda Aramintha Rowena Ysabella Slyvia Ursula Evangelista- Mary Sue, for short- accepted an invitation to Hogwarts. As she searches for her one true love, will her soul mate be Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George? or...gasp...Voldemort?

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Humour Fiction.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 6895 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/01/06 Updated: 06/03/06


Summary: Featuring: Harry on his never-ending quest to brush his hair, and Voldemort's attempt to stop him. Also featuring: a certain geometry teacher, Charlie Brown, the actual sparkly hairbrush, and much, much more! Other chapters include more random events, and none of them have to do with anything even remotely important. YAY!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 8722 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/29/04 Updated: 08/28/05


What Would Be A Drill? by Kelsid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: COMPLETED! When Harry goes to Uncle Vernon's work for the summer, odd things happen, including beating Ron at drill questions, sending millions of letters to Vernon and making Dudley wear a cotton candy outfit!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8488 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/28/05 Updated: 06/04/05


The Great Valentine War by CarrickORourke
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: It seemed so simple. Give a valentine card to a friend that you hope (if you dare admit it) just may be a little bit more than a friend someday soon. But nothing is ever that simple between the four of them, is it? Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione as well as a good dose of many other familiar characters.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12521 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/05 Updated: 02/01/05


Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05


Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 985 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/30/04 Updated: 11/30/04


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