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Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns

Episode 9 is up!

*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****

"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”

“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.

“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.

“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 21269 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
01/11/06 Updated: 01/13/07


Lily by Secret Lily
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 479]

Summary:

Lily Evans is not the sort of girl who would normally be found writing in a diary. Yet, when she starts, she finds that the easiest way to overcome all the obstacles in life is to let her emotions out onto paper.



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 24727 Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/28/06 Updated: 09/27/06


Dear Dumby by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 715]

Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!

Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18182 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/05 Updated: 09/08/06


Summary: If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for 7-years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.




**This story was written in collaboration between me and the wonderful author, Crimsonphoenix1.**

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6659 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/10/05 Updated: 12/21/05


Summary: A Shakespearean Parody written in a style akin to the original (well almost) featuring Fred and George Weasley
This crazy author was bored ^_^ This is my laughable attempts to massacre some the famous play-wright's most notable lines. ^_^

Act 1 Scene 3 - Validated!



Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1834 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
06/02/05 Updated: 09/28/05


Schools of Magic Convention by Imp
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Professors Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall take a vacation to Hawaii at the expense of an unwitting Ministry of Magic. Immaturity, drunkeness, and chaos ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3714 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/16/05 Updated: 09/16/05


S'mores by Crystallic Rain
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 115]

Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7592 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/31/05 Updated: 09/02/05


Summary: Past Featured StoryGiving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 29400 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 07/25/05


I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1772 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/04 Updated: 12/19/04


Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 985 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/30/04 Updated: 11/30/04


Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 626 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/04 Updated: 11/28/04


Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4502 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/24/04 Updated: 11/24/04


Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3511 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/11/04


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