Penname: KDTheRavenclaw [Contact]
Real name: Kayde
Member Since: 04/07/06
Website: http://kd213.wordpress.com
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Wow. So once again, it has been ages since I've updated this bio. Or my fic. Maybe I should do that now?

Let's see. My name is still KD. I am still a college student who is still obsessed with Harry Potter. I have a crazy golden retriever who hides my shoes, a crazy older sister who is getting married next year, and entirely too much music on my computer. (The hard drive has already died. Twice.)

Oh, and just so everyone knows: I never, ever, ever abandon stories. Even if it seems like it. Chapter 3 is coming, I swear! Follow @kd213 on Twitter for updates!
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Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)

Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.

With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.

Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.

If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.

This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!

Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)


EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4020 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
03/25/07 Updated: 04/30/07


The Young and the Wizardly by Moon110581
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 189]

Summary: Join in the twisted fun and scandal with this Harry Potter Soap Opera!. ***Thank You to My Wonderful Helper, Black Ink!***

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 22906 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
06/04/05 Updated: 04/30/07


Summary:

Featuring...

Moony, the Academics Specialist

Padfoot, the Relationship Consultant

Prongs, the Sports Guide

and

Wormtail, the Hobbies Consultant

Join Ron, Hermione and Harry as they are advised by the Marauders. Wondering how? Read on, then.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3162 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
12/22/06 Updated: 04/21/07


Fading Into Grey by PuckerUpRemus
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 170]

Summary: CHAPTER 10 COMING SOON!!! - THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE COMMENTS! Rating: PG-13



Do you think it’s easy to run from your family?



When Sirius Black is ten years old, everything in his life is black and white. He is a wizard. He is the heir to his most noble house. He is eager to please and willing to be everything his parents have ever dreamt for him.



Then, at Hogwarts with the ability to explore the world differently he starts to question what he has been taught his whole life and finds that even though he is a brilliant wizard and studies and most things come easy to him there is still so much he needs to learn about life outside of Grimmauld Place.



Follow along with me as Sirius Black’s world starts Fading Into Grey.



Disclaimer: not mine etc.





Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Abuse

Word count: 50774 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
02/13/06 Updated: 03/31/07


Siriusly Me by Hallie Black
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 153]

Summary: The story of the wonderful life of Sirius Black told by the one and only, Sirius Black!

CHAPTER 5 SUBMITTED!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15735 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
11/22/05 Updated: 10/25/06


Summary: James Potter and Lily Evans are going to get married in a week's time. They meet in Hogsmeade and reminisce their school days and talk of how the ends met...

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8927 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
02/27/06 Updated: 08/31/06


Summary: Mischief happens; for sixth-year Gryffindor, Andran Audierus, it's somewhat expected. Clumsiness also happens, and for New student Marti Owlsten, it's more of a way of life. Put these two together, and they may end up in over their heads in trouble... and toothpaste. Insults, ransom notes, magical dares, pranks... will they make it to their seventh year in one piece? **This is a post-HP7 fic, by about ten to fifteen years... but that doesn't mean their won't be familiar faces. Lots of humor, butn also a good plot line, too**

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 64692 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Published:
01/20/05 Updated: 08/07/06


Forever Yours by harry_potter_star
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 872]

Summary:
sigh.
Okay. Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay


For all of you who wanted an update, I have a proposition. You may or may not like it, but it's all I can offer.
Check review challenge for the last chapter. details there!


James and Lily Potter were possibly the most famous parents in wizarding history. We know alot about their adult life, but what do we really know about their childhood? Even Harry never knew about the Drama, jealousy, danger, friendships, happiness, sadness, resentment,confusion and love that his parents went through as children. Here, their lives, from when the two of them were eleven to when they were brutally murdered at only 21, is recorded. Lily and James Potter were unsung heros. This is their story.



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 40400 Chapters: 20 Completed: No
Published:
08/29/05 Updated: 07/30/06


The Unseemly Proposal by sparx
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5422]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 154682 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
Published:
01/17/05 Updated: 05/22/06


Banana Twins by Accio_Chocolate
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 89]

Summary: Fred and George babysit for their nieces. Despite being warned not to let the girls test new products, Uncles Forge and Gred do it anyway. I recently added a new rule to what the twins can't do, if you can spot it, you win a prize, but you have to review first! Warning: There is KARAOKE! Set after the final battle, c. 2005.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3262 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
08/03/05 Updated: 04/06/06


Summer Dreams by Accio_Chocolate
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 158]

Summary: Harry and his friends are back at the Burrow for the summer. There are several unexpected guests there as well. Add Harry’s inheritance, new friendships, and budding love, and it all adds up to Summer Dreams. Will be PG-13 in later chapters. Written pre-HBP Chapter 8 is up! Thanks to all my loyal readers and reviewers!

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 17096 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
07/30/05 Updated: 02/03/06


Taste of Revenge by Queen of Serpents
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 259]

Summary:

Bad boy James must be taught a lesson. The game of vengeance begins with Lily's plan to seduce & then dump him and James retaliating when he finds out. But the taste of Revenge is sweet as well as addicting and neither are willing to admit defeat.

Chapter 6 is 40% complete



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14419 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
12/29/04 Updated: 01/12/06


Absolution: A Marauder's Tale by Gemmika
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 71]

Summary: When Harry enters his seventh year of Hogwars a marvelous gift awaits him... Follow Harry as he uncovers the adventures of MWPP and their seven years at Hogwarts! Please re-read the first three chapters guys, i have made new revisions so that it fits with the HBP! THIS STORY CONTAINS HBP SPOILERS!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Abuse

Word count: 10866 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
05/06/05 Updated: 08/28/05


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