Okay. Me. I have an undying obsession with the Harry Potter books and Sirius Black. I am Sirius's woman through and through!! I'm also Dumbledore’s woman through! My favorite movies are Harry Potter (duh), Phantom of the Opera (yey Andrew Lloyd Webber), Lord of the Rings, Matrix, and many more.
My Favorite books are Harry Potter (again, duh), Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Narnia, The Da Vinci Code,
Quidich Through the Ages, and many more (there are too many to list. I'm an, as Kevin says, 'book-aholic')
I like playing the flute in my school band, Sirius, reading, going on the internet, Sirius, Chocolate, books, watching things explode (mostly on movies like 'True Lies' 5 explosions in 5 minutes near the end), Fireworks, Dan Radcliffe, Sirius, annoying people who don't like HP (like Kevin), reading, writing, and Sirius
My all-time favorite character is CRAZZZY Garry Oldman (AKA Sirius), although since he- he- *starts an insane crying fit* is g-gone My favorite character is good ol' Dumby (Who was played much better by Richard Harris). But he's- He- too *Goes into another crying fit *. Now I guess my favorite live character is Hagrid. Other favored characters include Tonks, Fred, George, Mrs. Weasley, Mr. Weasley, Draco, and Luna. My favorite character, dead or alive, is Sirius.
There are a few characters that I really don't like. They are He-who-must-not-be-named, Snape, Lusious, Bellatrix *Grrrr*(DIE BELLATRIX DIE!!!), Wormtail (DIE), and Pansy
I Ship Draco/Hermione. Yes i do know that R/Hr are meant to be but Ron is to normal, shallow, and moody. I also ship H/G L/J T/R.
I obsess over many things. They include: Harry Potter(duh, yet again), Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Sirius, Phantom of The Opera, Daniel Radcliffe, and Sirius
My favorite quotes are:
"If I were a superhero, I'd be Cashmere Man"
-Clinton, What Not to Wear
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it"
"I was no more than an almost innocent bystander"
"If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You"
"If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem"
“Touch me, and that hand hand will never touch anything again”
-Trinity, Matrix Reloaded
"gaurd the boat, mind the tide...dont touch my dirt"
"I’m not crazy just ask my camel Steven"
“I know you’re in there. I can hear you careing.”
-Dr.House, House MD
“If I was president I would live at White Castle instead of the White House.....I'd be so much cooler”
“The needle on the ‘Hankey Panky Meater’ is all the way up to ‘Pankey.’”
-Fez, That 70’s Show
"Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!!"
“Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweek!”
“Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death and judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.”
“Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands.”
"Eat mor chikn"
"If you don't want me, you can't have me"
-the song, 'Yah, Toast'
Sirius is mine, so back off. *hiss* *hiss*
Sirius is awesome
Yay Mini Moo
Snape is actually a good guy (I know I said I didn't like him, But I don't. He is a snarky Potter-hating, git)
Sirius is actually alive (I know. false hope)
R.A.B is Regalas Black
Snape dose (or did at one point) like Lilly.
LotR fav list:
1) Pipin **he so totally rox he is cute and kinda slow. I love it!!**
2) Legolas **so hot!!!!!)
3) Sam **such a loyal friend :D)
Dan is HOT!
Sirius is HOTTER in my mind!!
I LURVE the Phantom of the Opera.
I LURV watching Stargate SG-1, American Idol, South Park, House MD, and the Young and the Restless.
in SG-1 i am a compete Sam/Jack shipper.
Teelk is kool.
Jack is kooler.
I Am on the soul Patrol, so I decided to get vaccinated 4 McPheever. American Idol Roughing:
I am a total Carmen/Forman shipper on House.
I think Gregory House is awesome
Chase is Hot
Dan Is hot.
Sirius is MINE!!!
I hope that Philis's baby is Nick's, because Jack is...Jack
What's your HP life!? (girls only. srry boys)
You got Harry!W/ people think:Harry: She's perfect! I'd die for her!Ron: Great friend, would've asked her out but...Hermione: MY BFFGinny:..Hate herDraco: Hot.. so very Hot.Crabbe/Goyle: *too busy eating.. thank God*Pansy: Draco likes her; I HATE HERProf. Dumbledor: Great student. Terrific!Prof. McGonagal: Great!Prof. Snape: despicably annoying.. but hot. *ew.. problems much?*Hagrid: Wonderful! Lover like a daughterStory:You were sitting by the black lake. It was the Yule ball, but you were miserable. You had no date, your friends ditched you, and so you came to sit out here in your beautiful blue gown. Your mascara was running down your face from crying. You were just about to head back inside when Harry came and sat beside you.'Hey ____''Hey Harry''Listen, ____, I'm sorry for ditching you.' 'It's alright.. I'm used to it.''Well I was wondering if you would come inside and spend the rest of the dance with me?''Like.. a date?''Yea, i really like you..''ME TOO!'You both went in and since that day, you spent the rest of your life together.About you:You're in Ravenclaw.You look like you do in real life.Year: 7th (yule ball happened again) *...*Take this quiz!
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You are Moony! You love to watch James and Sirius make fools of themselves, but usually, it can only go so far and you'll have to step in and try to resolve the prank. You are the intellegent one, the one everyone runs to when they are sad or need a hug. It doesn't matter what anyone says, you're biggest fear, even bigger than Voldemort hurting people, is rejection. It's sad but you just break down if someone rejects you. That's why you tried to keep your big secret from the other three, but of course it only made your friendship with them stronger.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
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6th-7th Years • 667 Reviews
When Draco Malfoy finds himself falling for the Gryffindor know-it-all, he convinces himself that it’s merely witchcraft. But when they both finally come to terms with the truth, nothing can stop them from being together. This is a tale of forbidden love and dangerous passion weaved into the Half-Blood Prince, where circumstances beyond their control might tear Draco and Hermione apart forever… Check out the long awaited sequal Fatum Amoris...The Fate of Love about Medea Malfoy and Patrick Potter now appearing in the other pairings section.
Professors • 1181 Reviews
Summary: Chapter Thirty-Eight in Queue!They say someday your life will flash before your eyes...
The Marauders. The name alone strikes fear into the hearts of teachers and makes girls swoon. Watch as Sirius, who has always kept his emotions locked up in a box, finally finds the girl that has its key; as James masterminds everything, except how to win over the girl of his dreams; as Remus finds love, but learns it's just as hard to keep it going, and as Peter tries to prove he's just as good as the other four, no matter what he has to do. They're unstoppable, and it's safe to say that once they're gone, Hogwarts will never be the same again....let's make ours worth watching.
6th-7th Years • 197 Reviews
Summary: A SEQUAL TO LOVE IS PAIN: "If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was." (Richard Bach)
Draco’s death hit Hermione like a steam engine. Since the day she found his casket delivered to her doorstep, her life has slowly been wilting. She now lives, as Harry Potters’ wife, in a life slowly turning into death. What she doesn't know is that Draco is not dead, although close to it. He wakes up to find himself locked in a dungeon with not but his father, the Cruciatus Curse and many others to keep him company. As Draco struggles to grasp onto life, so does Hermione. Can Draco find Hermione and recreate the love they used to share? Would she even forgive him if he did? And if he somehow found a way back to Hermione’s side, would he even want to be with her after finding her with “Saint Potter?” Through these pages, love’s secrets await…
Chapter 9: Validated!
“I want nothing less then to leave you here, destined for death,” she divulged in a hush. “I wish with all of my heart you could suffer the same pain I have.” Her feet concluded their progress across the room and she simply stood there, towering over his body.
“But I know you never could.”
See A/N for challenge info in chapter 9!
1st-2nd Years • 236 Reviews
NOTE: CHAPTER 19 IS COMPLETE; CHAPTER 20 HAS BEEN STARTED!
It is Hermione Granger's seventh and final year at Hogwarts. When she and Draco Malfoy are together more often than either would like, Hermione asks herself: "Can a leopard change its spots?", as Draco wonders: "Will any sort of relationship with Granger be bad for my health...?"-----------------Please note: this story, while having some humor and mystery, really is a romance...!
**BE SURE TO READ MY OTHER FAN FIC, IN THE 'GENERAL FICS' SECTION!**
3rd-5th Years • 189 Reviews
Join in the twisted fun and scandal with this Harry Potter Soap Opera!. ***Thank You to My Wonderful Helper, Black Ink!***
3rd-5th Years • 378 Reviews
Sirius was killed by Bellatrix. When he lands headlong at his dead best friend’s feet, he is a little perplexed. All is soon explained, however. He has reached Heaven, and James is here to welcome him. Before he can begin to get used to life in Heaven, he must first “watch his life” on the large screen in front of him, because it will help him understand things better. And so, that’s what he does. From the very beginning, to the very end. You too, can follow him through the ups and downs. Follow him through the highs and the lows. Follow him through the laughter, the pain, and the romance. Follow him through the story of his life. This fic is a tribute to Sirius Black. It is not all marauder-era, although a bulk of it is, and that is why it’s in this category.
3rd-5th Years • 1741 Reviews
For the rest of the Ministry, the interdepartmental challenge was merely a failed attempt to restore trust between workers. But for Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, it was the catalyst for an unexpected relationship built on passionate letters, concealed identities, and secret meetings – and the beginning of an end that neither of them could ever have imagined possible, not even in their wildest dreams.
Post-war. Based somewhat on the story of the Phantom of the Opera. Also contains R/Hr, so don't read if you can't stomach that ship.Status:
Complete. Thanks for reading, everyone!
3rd-5th Years • 155 Reviews
What happens when Fred and George test a love potion on Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Trouble happens of course!
6th-7th Years • 1413 Reviews
A Sequel to Born the Day You Kissed Me
After losing Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger is determined to have him back…so determined that she will go as far as inventing a spell that reverses the affects of the “Obliviate” curse. In this anticipated sequel, Hermione and Draco’s lives will collide, along with opportunities for Hermione to perform her new creation on her most valuable subject. However, when a new relationship between the two forms, will Hermione be able to summon the courage to expose their lost love? Will she reveal to him the missing portion of his life? Or will she simply accept the new Draco and without spells, attempt to revive the love that she knows is buried down deep in his soul....
This story is pre-HBP/DH
CH 16 Coming Soon
3rd-5th Years • 329 Reviews
A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?
The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.
Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.
Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!
6th-7th Years • 724 Reviews
In this riveting
sequel to the "acclaimed" Veiled Revelations, Voldemort has risen to his full strength and is threatening both the wizarding world and the muggle world in an attempt to gain total control. A small group of people - the Order of the Phoenix - are all that stand in his way. Join James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Lily Evans as they battle the most evil wizard the world has ever seen. (Reviews are always nice and appreciated - and Erik has rated this story 6th-7th years as a result of her incorrigible pride).
1st-2nd Years • 650 Reviews
"Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
1st-2nd Years • 37 Reviews
On the last Hogwarts Express ride home, a certain Slytherin has very regretful thoughts.
Book 6 Disregarded
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1st-2nd Years • 61 Reviews
Hermione Granger, a young woman of 25, is dreading the child custody case she about to delve into.
It was typical, she thought, that he was late. Lack of commitment, lack of respect, lack of general concern. Yes, how typical. Their meeting was to start in four minutes and he had better to turn up on time.
She couldn’t believe she was here, though, in the first place. It was very typical of him to want to claim what was rightfully his, or whatever nonsense he had thrown her way the other day when he had contacted her. His sense of pride, possession and monopoly astounded her. And over a human being, at that?
Hermione sighed as she reached out for her purse, opened it and pulled out her wallet from which she produced a small photograph taken of her and Isabelle just a week after her birth. That she may have to part with her daughter, if only part time, was devastating.
6th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots
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1st-2nd Years • 145 Reviews
In every story, there are missing scenes: smaller stories that don't make it into the main plot, but that subconsciously happen all the same. Harry Potter is no different — behind the scenes were the makings of a love that surprised us all.
1st-2nd Years • 22 Reviews
Harry Potter plunges headlong into a Pensieve and discovers the shocking reason exactly why Albus Dumbledore trusted Severus Snape
6th-7th Years • 1263 Reviews
I was born the day you kissed me...
I died inside the night you left me...
But oh how I lived while you loved me. . . .
The sequel Agapanthus is up!
1st-2nd Years • 42 Reviews
A storm is falling over Hogwarts and the events that occur could jeapordize a strong friendship. What happens when two best friends think they are in love with the same girl? How do past experiences affect their better judgement? Who does Hermione love in return and can she choose between them?
1st-2nd Years • 158 Reviews
Summary: Chapter 13 is written and in the queue....again....Hopefully it will go through this time?
Draco Malfoy has painted a perfect bad boy reputation, he has put defenses around his weaknesses so that no one can learn of them. But his greatest weakness is one that cannot be swept away. His greatest weakness, his greatest love, Hermione Granger. PG for insults, no swearing.
Disclaimer: I do not own the HP characters. They belong and always will, to the honorable J.K. Rowling.
3rd-5th Years • 28 Reviews
Fourteen months after leaving Hogwarts, Sirius takes it upon himself as a seasoned veteran of love to educate a "naïve" Remus on the dark, inner workings of the female mind when the former receives a letter from a girlfriend demanding his time. Pointless, yes, but Erik enjoys procrastinating.