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Let's see...where to begin, where to begin?

My Name is Kelsey, I'm 14 and am going to be a freshman in highschool come August. I love dancing, writing, reading, listening to music, and drooling over Orlando Bloom.

Some things about me...
Favourite Non-HP Movie(s): Pirates of the Caribbean Triliogy, Titanic, A Walk to Remember, Phantom of the Opera, Anchorman, The Invisible.
Favourite Non-HP Book(s): The Boyfriend List, The Boy Book, Caribbean Cruising, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels, and anything written by Mary Higgens Clark.
Favourite Non-HP Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean.
Favourite Ships in THAT Fandom:
Will/Eilizabeth.
Jack/Elizabeth.
Norrington/Elizabeth.
Davy Jones/Calypso.

Now, Moving on to HP...
Favourite HP Book: Order of the Phoenix.
Favourite HP Movie: Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite HP Ships:
Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, Neville/Ginny, Neville/Luna, Fred/Angelina, Tonks/Lupin, Lily/James, Sirius/OC, Ron/Luna.

And also a HUMONGO THANK YOU! To my betas, beauty and brains, Ron x Hermione, and Urban Legend!


Stories in Progress:
Best Friends [H/Hr]- Chaptered.

Stories In Que:
Last Kiss [H/Hr]- One-Shot, Song-Fic

Posted Stories:
Just Another Love Story [L/J]- Completed, Chaptered.
Last Christmas [H/Hr]- One-Shot, Completed, Slightly AU.
Trouble in Paradise [L/J]- One-Shot, COMPLETED.
Best Friends, Chapter 1 [H/Hr]- In Progress, Chaptered.
The Escapades of Lily Evans- Gauntlet Challenge Fic, Completed, Two-Shot.

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Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."

After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...


"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 46326 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
11/29/06 Updated: 09/18/11


Luna's Truth or Dare by Hutchinson
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 523]

Summary: What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 28986 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Published:
01/23/08 Updated: 01/14/09


Lovers in the Moonlight by beauty and brains
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 31]

Summary: Irene Mahavior had always taken a fancy to the quiet Remus Lupin. She liked the soft spoken boy, as she had grown up with her rather raucous Irish family. Irene couldn’t though, for the life of her, figure out where Remus disappeared to once a month. Not thinking anything of it, Irene decided to take a moonlit stroll out on the grounds one night. This one mere urge would seal her fate forever.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Self Injury, Violence

Word count: 17904 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/04/07 Updated: 01/13/08


Stranded by Queen of Serpents
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 528]

Summary:

She was drowning, a damsel in distress, awaiting her knight in shining armor to come rescue her. It was then he came, her savior, but a villian in reality, an evil devilish boy by the name of Draco Malfoy.



Now, they are left, lost and forsaken amidst a sea of chaos.







Pre-HBP



Ch. 9 - 20% complete


Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 34637 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
12/28/04 Updated: 09/20/07


Summary: It is the Maruader's Seventh Year. With it comes more problems - Voldemort is gaining power, danger is rising, and James still cannot get Lily to go out with him. Join us as we explore the little-known story of James and Lily's past. **Although this is a James/Lily fic, the Marauders also star in it as well.

3/12/10 I've been editing and I'm pretty sure I'm going to take this up again...

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations

Word count: 29231 Chapters: 13 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 06/12/07


Summary: There are many hidden secrets deep within the Department of Mysteries, few of which we will ever know. Helga thought there might be a room for her to fulfill her darkest wish- revenge. Someone close to her heart was murdered, and she intends to find a way to punish the murderer.

I am beauty and brains of Gryffindor House.

Won second place in the fourth Gauntlet Challenge!

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 6686 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/20/07 Updated: 05/23/07


Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)

Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.

With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.

Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.

If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.

This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!

Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)


EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4020 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
03/25/07 Updated: 04/30/07


Summary:

He was Muggle-born, a Hufflepuff, and a slob. Andromeda Black could not understand why a boy with messy hair and untidy ways was so popular until she realised no one enjoyed life like Ted Tonks. It wasn't a secret that he liked her...and she didn't like his girlfriend.



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1988 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/03/07 Updated: 04/03/07


Summary: Ron Weasley is getting married to Hermione Granger, so he travels back to the Burrow to tell his parents. But his father has a type of… box in the room, and Ron ventures over to find out what in Merlin’s name it actually is.

Mr. Weasley explains about the “enternet”, and Ron stumbles upon a website that we are all too familiar with…


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1500 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/12/07 Updated: 03/22/07


A Legend Continued by Meryl Montgomery
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 127]

Summary: A story about Harry Potter's children growing up and becoming legends in their own right. Full of heated arguements, glowering girlfriends, and a rival too good-looking to be considered fair.

Chapter Eight Now Up!

Chapter Eight Excerpt:

'"This morning," McGonagall began, her face white. "I was greeted by two hysterical young girls from Ravenclaw. They informed me that they, along with their best friend Melanie Trumpett, were approached by a cloaked figure who appeared to have came from the Forbidden Forest. These two girls tried to persuade their friend to come along with them, as they were cautious of the stranger, but they said that Ms. Trumpett was answering oddly. She didn't look the same, and her eyes looked "funny"...'

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12506 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
07/10/06 Updated: 02/21/07


Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns

Episode 9 is up!

*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****

"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”

“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.

“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.

“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 21269 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
01/11/06 Updated: 01/13/07


Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Take My Heart Away by Hatusu
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 959]

Summary: Past Featured Story Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he ever comes to power. A difficult task, correct? An impossible one, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she has ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make. Will she condemn the Wizarding world to almost certain destruction, or will she take the life of the one boy she has ever loved?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 39417 Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/27/05 Updated: 12/17/06


A Letter Never Read by beauty and brains
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 64]

Summary: A motherless child. A heart-broken father. A box filled with long lost treasures. And a letter holding all the secrets that have been buried for over ten years. Will Harriet discover why her father has kept her in the dark for so long? Will she finally come to know her mother…through a letter never read?

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 4292 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/04/06 Updated: 12/06/06


Cliché Nation by just_the_contrary
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 328]

Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?

The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.

Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.

Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6689 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/03/06 Updated: 09/29/06


Dear Dumby by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 715]

Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!

Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18182 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/05 Updated: 09/08/06


Just Friends by muggle82193
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: My first story!









Lily Evans has always hated James Potter. But she gets to know him, and respect him, respect him as a friend. However, this wasn't what James had intended to happen. Now that they're friends, will she ever like him as anything more? And how far will James go to make Lily like him?









R&R please!








Ok everyone...thanks for all the reviews and I promise I'll post the next chapter soon but I'm like really busy and I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3512 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
07/26/06 Updated: 08/22/06


Love Actually by mysteriousnight
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: James Potter has always loved Lily since the moment he laid eyes on her--everyone knows that. But so has someone else--something not everyone is aware of. What happens when James gives up and Lily gives in? What happens to that someone else?

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5008 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
04/22/06 Updated: 08/03/06


Letters by Sarah Kavanagh
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 408]

Summary: Lily thought she was in for a boring summer... but James Potter had other ideas. Love Letters, with a rather bizarre twist.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6636 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
04/22/06 Updated: 07/26/06


A Hare-y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13378 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/09/06 Updated: 06/16/06


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