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Hi! This is actrually two people using one account! READ OUR STUFF! they are masterpieces! or eat me! ......cuz by the way im a ya. OK, our stories will be really weird! An most likely all in the humor section! But we hope you with a weird sense of humor enjoy!
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After the Die is Cast by Mudblood428
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 596]

Summary: Since the tragedy at the Astronomy Tower, Harry has become an even more formidable wizard, but a shocking revelation may mean the difference between life and death for The Boy Who Lived. It is the final stage of Harry's quest to destroy Lord Voldemort - can he save the Wizarding World and those he loves from the treachery of the Dark Lord... and also save himself? [Action takes place in media res towards the end of Harry's Seventh Year at Hogwarts (Post-HBP).]

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 72692 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
08/28/05 Updated: 01/07/07

Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07

The Fifth Horcrux by king
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 307]

Summary: This story is a sequel to an earlier story of mine called: Harry Potter and the Needed One. You will need to read that one first for this one to make sense. Harry learns that Hermione loves him and admits that he loves her. Unfortunately Harry has a lot of powerful enemies and an awful job that he must do. Harry must become a killer or a victim and he doesn't want a girlfriend. Hermione learns a horrible truth about the Fifth Horcrux. She must help Harry in his quest to destroy Voldemort and at the same time keep Harry alive.

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 107853 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
02/01/06 Updated: 12/29/06

The Deepest, Most-Desired Wish by Obliviate
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 339]

Summary: Harry Potter has many secret dreams. He wants to be a normal teenage wizard. He wants to attend school without his life being in danger. And he would like to someday marry Ginny Weasley. But he has locked away some of his desires so deeply that he will rarely admit them to himself. He has never shared them with anyone. But one late night trip to the Room of Requirement may change things forever. The second of three stories in this series. Sequel: "A New Childhood"

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 55061 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
05/27/05 Updated: 05/23/06

Summary: Mere weeks after OOTP's end, we find Harry in his room. He is unwilling to do anything but lie in bed, demoralized by the loss of Sirius. That is until he receives a letter. This is an AU fiction with some anghst and pairings of Hermione/Ron and Ginny/Harry. Humor is my primary focus however. Story complete. There is a sequel: "The Deepest, Most-Desired Wish." You can find it in the Dark/ Angsty section.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Violence

Word count: 55076 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
01/17/05 Updated: 03/14/06

Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 595]

Summary: Past Featured Story*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 39421 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
02/02/05 Updated: 08/28/05

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Gelido Dormitabis (An Icy Slumber) by Nagini Riddle 3rd-5th Years
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After working late one Christmas Eve and missing yet another day out with his...
Winter at the Castle by Oregonian 1st-2nd Years
The winter solstice, the shortest, harshest days of the year. Would you have...
A Passing Fancy by HalfASlug 1st-2nd Years
The Yule Ball is on the horizon and Neville knows only one girl that he wants...
Four Christmases by Squibstress 6th-7th Years
Minerva attempts to teach Severus Occlumency and perhaps something more.