Welcome to my author's page!!! In case you couldn't tell from the huge banner up here, I am the fantabulistic, astronomical, and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious author PadfootBaby!! :D My friends call me Trish, my enemies call me Trish, and my dog calls me Trish, so I guess you can call me... hmm... Trish!!!!! (Waitasecond... something there doesn't sound quite right... I wonder what it is... Hmm...)
I am tall. I have long brown hair. When I was ten years old I had short hair, round glasses, and looked very much like a chubby version of Harry Potter. Which is scary, considering I'm a girl, but anyways... I love drawing in the Japanese manga style, writing, and reading. I am also the GREATEST HARRY POTTER FAN EVER!!!!!! :P
I relate most to Neville and Tonks.
I have written several great and enthralling stories on this site (oh... and I'm extremely modest, too! ;) ) and you should go read 'em! Now! *swishes and flicks pencil*
HP Book: DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!! OMG, that book was AMAZING!!! *squee*
HP Movie: Prisoner of Azkaban
HP Characters: Sirius, Snape, Ron, Fred 'n' George, Neville, McGonagall
Movies: Too many to list, but they include the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Spiderman, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, Beauty and the Beast, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, The Princess Bride, World Trade Center, The Sixth Sense, You've Got Mail, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, It's A Wonderful Life, etc....
Books: Waaaaay too many. I'll just list three of my faves (not including Potter): Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, Arena by Karen Hancock, and The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
Musicians: Superchic[k], All-American Rejects, Mariah Carey, Skillet, Howard Shore, Joe Hisaishi
Manga: Fruits Basket, Fushigi Yuugi, Ouran High School Host Club
Anime: Bleach, Claymore, Ouran High School Host Club
Thanks for reading! Now go read some of my stories instead! And don't forget to review!!!
Summary: A collection of sonnets that would be very, very fun to read to Voldy, that is, if you don't mind the getting killed part. If you don't know, a sonnet is a short fourteen-line poem that takes less than thirty seconds to read. I know. I timed myself. It's great for people with short attention spans. If you have a really short attention span, read a haiku.
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Summary: One-Shot, no ships, mild violence, some strong language, slight suggestion of alcohol abuse.
Sirius Black has been locked away in Azkaban for twelve years, only to escape and be locked away again in the house of his father's, locked away with only an unrecognisable friend and haunting memories for company. The memories can never be erased, the guilt can never be forgotten. But when you have lost everything there is to loose, there has to be something - someone - out there to gain.
a good friend can comfort you...a great friend can understand you...but only a true friend can bring you back
Summary: He had done the unforgivable, he knew that. Albus Dumbledore had died by his wand. But he was no Death Eater, he knew this, Dumbledore had known it, but worst of all Voldemort knew it. Which left him with but one option, an option he nearly hated more than death. His life had been in debt to a Potter before... Severus Snape's fate lies in the hands of the Boy-Who-Lived.
Summary: A parody, obviously, on "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem," by wicked angel of Ravenclaw. Enjoy and a very happy Holiday to all of you!!
Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.
EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Summary: Fifteen-year-old Harry Potter wakes up in his cupboard under the stairs at number four, Privet Drive with no memory of the past five years of his life. What happened to his memory? What do his strange dreams mean? And most importantly, how will he survive in a school for incurably criminal boys?
This is primarily a mystery, with a bit of shippiness thrown in here and there. Of course, if I told you WHO is involved in the shippiness, that would ruin part of the mystery, wouldn’t it?
This story takes place immediately after OotP (and thus disregards HBP).
The Ballad of Lucius Malfoy: An Unappealing Appeal by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 63]
Summary: Lucius Malfoy's appealing to the Wizengamot after being caught in the Department of Mysteries, trying to convince them that he's not evil.
Quite silly, really.
Summary: What to do about your best friend's strange phobias? Remus, Sirius and Peter's method was perhaps not the best, but it had some rather pleasant side-effects...
Summary: It was no wonder my friends had abandoned me to the clutches of this couch that just happened to be in the same room as the girl I adored who just happened to hate me and who wished I had never been born. Definitely not a good day... Flip. That noise was going to drive me crazy, I swear it.
A James/Lily humour story that takes place before she changed her mind about him.
Hermione sighed in relaxation. She was sitting in her favourite café, the cafe latte steaming cheerily on the small, round table as she immersed herself in the news of The Times. As she flipped a page, the newspaper folded annoyingly backwards and revealed the scenery beyond.
Hermione let out a piercing scream.
4th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shot (Check out my author page for more information)
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Summary: Sirius had always hated rain.
Summary: August Worthington, an ordinary Muggle boy, is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and insists that the stories they describe are real. His parents are trying to convince him they're not, but maybe August isn't that ordinary a boy after all...
Summary: On the last day of Hogwarts, James has a surprise for Lily: a proposal.
Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)
Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).
Summary: An Ode to Snivellus, written by the Marauders. Showing their true feelings for him, once and for all.
Summary: Voldemort and crew try to think up a name, they play a death defying game of truth or dare ... etc. READ AND REVIEW and tell me if I should write something else, because I've got some ideas ... liiiiikkkkkeeee maybe Voldemort's first attempt at a bad deed or something. Anyway. Tell me what you think ... READ IT, REVEIW IT!! =P