i am megan Aka moony, and lets just say i'm a big dits. if u don't know what that means then i'll tell u. it means that i'm just plain not smart. if u ask any of my friends about me . . . they'll proablly tell u that i suffer from insanity. but i ensure you that its not true, i enjoy my insaity, not sufer from it!!! my favorete key on my keyboard is the squiggley(this thing ~). i enjoy talking (even if i don't know what i'm talking about!), talking to myself in third person, talking, making a fool out of my self in various public locations, talking,and laughing at my own stupid mistakes ... and talking (did i say that already?). well thats tipical!!!
Hello! Padfoot speaking(FYI my names Grace) Sorry for Moonys freaky weirdnessiness (ha is that FUN!!!)but were all like that.I am quite spunkyful though.Fear my amazing power to talk to people and make them laugh forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever ect. I had this dream about a duck once and thats pretty much all you need to know . i enjoy reading acting danceing sleeping eating drinking laughing and annoing Prongs!!
Hey! prongs here. My name is Sara. i don't know what moony and padfoot would do with out me. actually, i do. im up there being stupid with them so i gues it doesnt make a difference. they'd just miss me alot. i'm moony's spell and grammer checker since she can't do either of those worth crap. (just kidding moony)but it's hard helping someone who enjoys insanity. padfoot's favorite hobby is annoying me, but hey, everyone needs a comic relief. i get stupider by the second and often i get those looks from Padfoot that are like, "Om My God! I can't believe your just said/did that!" i enjoy hanging out with moony and padfoot, singing & listing to music, eating, having third person conversations with moony, and laughing with padfoot at moony's stupid mistakes.
PS: there's two types of people on earth: stupid and dumb. now u don't want to be dumb, cause thats dumb. now if your stupid, thats cool.see while being stupid, u can be other things too. 4 example, strange-stupid, weird-stupid, silly-stupid, funny-stupid, and just plain stupid-stupid, we the marauders maidens, including moony, padfoot, and prongs, are in fact all of the above!!!
brought to u by pamper, mommy wow, i'm a big kid now!!! sponcered by . . .
tic tacs, entertain ur mouth
lays chips, get ur smile on
cisco snack, snack happy
sub way, eat fresh
this messages posted by moony, told u i enjoy my insanity
P.S.S Dude I have sooo much homework I don't even have time to eat pizza!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S.S. ohh that would be absolutely terrible if padfoot didn't get her pizza. what is the world coming too?!
P.S.S.S.S.S-the slinky is an ingienus invention. i mean it so simple yet so fun. i mean, what other toy can walk down stairs? "it's slinky! it's Slinky! it such a wonderful toy! it's Slinky! it's Slinky! fun for a girl or a boy!" yep thatt would be the comersail for it. and i know my advertisments,ok
~Moony . . . again~
God shut up about Slinky just cause my milkshke brings all the boy to the yard(and damn right its beter than yours)dosent mean that McFlurries aren't in the running
-Padfoot (Again.....and again)
i happen to admier the person who invented the slinky. the slinky it awesome! it is just so slinky-ey. you don't dis the slinky padfoot!
THANK U PRONGS!!! (i thought i was the only one)
youre quite welcome moony. i would never abandon you. (ok, maybe i might but only when you deserve it)
this is moony saying that i cange my mind. logs are all the rage. its log! its log! its big its heavy its wood! its log! its log!its better then bad, it good!!!
i'm still sticking with the slinky!
yeah ur right prongs! logs can roll over ur dog (sorry padfoot) but they can't walk down stairs!
finally someone is seeing things from my perspective unlike a cerain fury friend of mine. can you guess who? it starts with a P and ends with a adfoot. *caugh*padfoot*caugh*
April 1st : Just to let you know the Marauders are off at work so far we(padfoot's idea)have unscrewed cairs,greased desks,skipped around random people,dropped oatmeal ballons,and put numerous amounts of sand in peoples food.Those are just pre-April fools pranks more to come thanks to my amazing geunis!
hey! me and moony are very insulted. you are not the only amazing geunis here. you are so full of yourself. grrrness ( the 'grrrness' was supplied by moony)
april fools day update- we have done numerus things to prank our familys. butter on the frigalater door handal, the clasic hot sause on the tooth brush, super slipery lotion on toothbrushes, penut butter on the doors, clear plastic rap on the toilet seets and my favorette baby powder in the blow dryer!
? moony & prongs----posted by moony
P.P.S.S.S.S.etc. april fools day update. yes, as moony said we planned our april fools day pranks together. mwa ha ha ha ha ha. m favorite has to be the clear plastic wrap on the toilet though. *bursts out in histerical laughter* it was hilairous! well, im off to do more pranks!
Ha ha ha ms. ryans gay she dosne't even know I'm on mugglenet and hacking into her files during he class HAHAHAHAHA Oh I rock!
-Padfoot the Prankster
yeah she is gay. remember when we unplugged the whole computer lab? she didnt even know. oh and u dont rock any more than we do but me and moony love u anyway.
PADFOOT THATS THE WRONG CAR!!!
beacause of my dumbness (i as in Moony) we had to go back to the movie theater to get my purse. we walk back out and to the spot we got droped of at and tryed to get in, but it was locked!!! i look in and seen a little kid and realized what was going on. i TRYED to pull padfoot away(but that didn't work!!!) she looked at me like "what the hell are u doing" and continued trying to get in the car. the ladie in the car put down the window, and padfoot finaly got what i was trying to say!!! IT WAS THE WRONG CAR!!!
i know!!!! that was the funniest thing i ever saw in my life. i was hilairious. padfoot and moony are so stupid. ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was watching from the car they were supposed to get into. oh, and before we left the first time, there was this kid in a white hat who was being weird and clapping with us when we were watching the movie. he was awesome! at the end end, he high-fived us and yelled "good game!" i got high-fived first! (ha! take that moony and padfoot)
i seen it, caught it, TOOK it and now i'm throwing it right back at u!!! u may have been first but mine had more meaning!!! so wanna know what we're gonna do? we're gonna bild our own tri pods ....... only ours will have four legs!
~moony the idiotic
? ? ? †
that sort of defeats the meaning of tripod. i love it. why are we so weird when we're not under supervision but then again we act weird when we are under supervision and then we get in trouble for acting overly weird so i guess it doesn't make that big a difference. and isn't it weird how i can go on for hours talking about something or even absolutely nothing and just keep blabbing on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and use the same words over and over? how weird.
prongs? ur the weird one! need proof re-read ur last entry! totaly insane!!! me and padfoot are the normal ones!!! right padfoot?...........padfoot? *crickets*
~moony the lonsome and afraid of crickets
WEEEEEEEEE!!! I LOOVE THE EASTER HOLIDAY!!! (or at least i like the chocolate that the easter bunny left me!)
wat easter bunny? its the easter elephant remember? gosh, you people r so stupid!
OK! WHO LET THE DOG HAVE CHOCOLATE!!!!!! now she's hyper beyond beleife! wait. . . . . never mind! Padfoot is ALWAYS like that!
we are going to the movies again and this time i am buying moony and padfoot leashes and keeping them with me at all times! instead of getting into the wrong car they can get yelled at by the security guard with me again! woopee! that was fun!
five people in the back of a small car.....it doesn't quit work. but no.....no one could have sat in the frount seet? we had to all squish in the back. this is how we'll get out....i'll open the door and we'll all fall on prongs. that will work! "get ur wenius out of my face!!!!"
~ moony ?
of course no one was going to sit in the front. who wants to sit by my dad?! well, me being me, i have to the the detailed description of how it happened. we all ran to the car and jumped in the back seat at the same time. (mind you, it wasn't the biggest backseat in the world) padfoot was squishing me against the door and someone had their wenius in moony's face. we had to get out so i reached behind me to open the door and fall out backwards, headfirst. meanwhile, padfoot is hanging out of the car on top of me and moony is still trying to get the wenius out of her face. me and padfoot crawl out onto the street on our hands and knees and moony practically just falls out. it was like how they stuff, like, 15 clowns in a minivan. wow, i have to start writing shorter descriptions of things.
what about after padfoot got out & i was laying across all ur laps and when we got to my house every one dissided to throw me out the door!!! "hey this looks fimilialer....is that my cat? hi cadie...." hmmm...... my mind draws blank.....thats odd...
sorry moony. i forgot. yeah that happened too.
and padfoot. i cant believe you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o.k. so i got on your account on the computer and you see and mrs. ryan gets all pissed and yells alot because you just had to say for the whole world to hear, "sara get off my account!" meanwhile i come back to my regular computer and what does the screen say???????!!!!!!!!! PADFOOT RULES! thats what it says!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- A very angry and distressed Prongs
hay that wasn't very nice Padfoot!!!! every one knows that Moony rules the best!!! (just not at basket ball........)
? Moony ?
Mind you all they I am now smater than Prongs Because today Megan was like"We're the three amigos,the three muskaters,three peas in a pod! What else comes in threes?"So Prongs after thinking a bit screams "Shoes!!!"
Summary: Reuniting after a ‘friendship hiatus’, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione are entangled once again in a mystery that involves an ex-lover, disappearing girls, and a mysterious, magical potion causing all sorts of problems.
This Post-Hogwarts fic focuses on Ron and Hermione’s ‘budding’ relationship while the four friends attempt to solve a mystery in a club called ‘Boundaries’. Will the boundaries that Ron and Hermione have barricaded themselves behind survive the ‘knock, knock’ of true love attempting to beat them down?
This fic is the sequel to Internal Battles also by Emily Jayne.
This story is now complete.
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Post-war. Based somewhat on the story of the Phantom of the Opera. Also contains R/Hr, so don't read if you can't stomach that ship.
Status: Complete. Thanks for reading, everyone!
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Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!
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The last chapter of this story has been posted! Thanks for reading :)
Thank you to everyone who voted "The Sweetest Sin" as the Best Tearjerker in round 4 of the Dramione Awards!
Thanks to some of my amazing readers, The Sweetest Sin has been/is being translated into seven languages: French, Italian, Russian, Portuguese, Czech, Latvian, and Chinese. If you would like the links to any of the translations, please e-mail me or leave a review :)
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James laughed, "Meant to be."
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As time progresses into Voldemort’s ‘reign of terror,’ the two have to learn to trust, tolerate, and love each other.
Please note, this story is incomplete, and will likely remain so for a long time. I apologize!
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Please re-read the first three chapters guys, i have made new revisions so that it fits with the HBP! THIS STORY CONTAINS HBP SPOILERS!
Hermione knew this thing she had with Malfoy was purely physical. She knew she shouldn't have fallen in love with him. And she knew that when he said he loved her too, a dozen misfortunes would befall them. Yet they both did admit it and just when she thought this temporary relationship might just last, she was left all alone and he?...Well he became one of Them.
RUNNER-UP in the Dangerous Liaisons Awards for "The Where Did That Come From Award" (Best Twists and Turns) and WINNER in the He Had it Coming Awards.
I also want to add that all this support you all have given me is just fabulous. Thanks a lot. I love you guys!
Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
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