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Real name: Menka...Malfoy
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Okie for all those who want to read my Marauders Map fic (4th chappie - Albus Dumbledore is almost done + 3rd chappie - Harry Potter is up) you can find it here :

www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid=200283

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Inbred by Sirenny
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 81]

Summary: It is a well known fact that all the Pureblooded families are inbred, but it is not until the issue of marriage arises that Draco realises just how out of hand the problem has truly become.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations

Word count: 13856 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
09/26/07 Updated: 02/18/08


England's Got Evil by Just Tink
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Now that the Wizarding world is safe, Fudge needs a job. So when he's offered the opportunity to host the new Wizarding reality show, 'England's Got Evil', he realizes that it is a chance he can't miss. But will he be able to keep it together during the final episode where Bellatrix Lestrange, Amycus Carrow, and Fenrir Greyback compete to add a hot tub to their Azkaban cell? And who in the name of reality shows everywhere are the Stage Handz?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2223 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/04/07 Updated: 09/10/07


Home Improvement by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 62]

Summary: When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.



Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...



Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1580 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/07 Updated: 09/04/07


Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?



It better be just like this.



No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)



You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.



P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3145 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/28/07 Updated: 08/29/07


The HMS Lockatrix by HeRmYgInS
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Bella is in St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries’s insanity ward where she meets the love of her life, Gilderoy Lockhart.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1169 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/17/07 Updated: 07/20/07


To Make Stone Blush by coppercurls
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 81]

Summary: Past Featured StorySelina, a third year Slytherin wakes up one day to discover she is bleeding. Convinced death is imminant, there is only one person she can talk to- her Head of House, Professor Snape.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1881 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07


A Death Eater Handbook by Scheherazade
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 133]

Summary: Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....



Rated 6th-7th years for mild language and slight innuendo.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1670 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/14/07 Updated: 05/29/07


The Firebolt's Lament by LoOnY_for_Harry
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: This is a poem about the thoughts and daydreams of Harry's treasured Firebolt as it lies alone and abandoned, hoping to, someday, once again be of use.



Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 277 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/21/07 Updated: 03/25/07


Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.

EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1224 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/06 Updated: 12/07/06


A Letter Never Read by beauty and brains
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 64]

Summary: A motherless child. A heart-broken father. A box filled with long lost treasures. And a letter holding all the secrets that have been buried for over ten years. Will Harriet discover why her father has kept her in the dark for so long? Will she finally come to know her mother…through a letter never read?

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 4292 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/04/06 Updated: 12/06/06


Sit Down Potter by Starmom
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 45]

Summary: We love writing stories about our favorite characters in our favorite universe. But what do those characters DO when we're taking a break, suffering from writer's block or abandon a story? A 'behind the scenes' look with a lot of cliches.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 4404 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/06 Updated: 12/05/06


Invincible by annie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: In the midst of a war-torn world, Harry lives carrying the wizarding world’s burdens, while Draco willingly follows his leader in darkness. When they meet one evening in the most unexpected of places, however, they find that their differences can be put aside, even if just for one night. Based on the song “Invincible” by Jesse McCartney.

Categories: Harry/Draco Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 4621 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/01/06 Updated: 12/02/06


To Be Or Nott To Be by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 57]

Summary: Theodore Nott has never had much respect for anyone but himself. But after being summoned by Lord Voldemort to join the Death Eaters, his world turns upside down, and he finds himself questioning everything, including his own values and beliefs. Darkish, but with surprisingly light and fluffy bits, kind of like my Dad's pancakes or a truly hideous dress that my Mum once bought for me.

Written by Schmerg_The_Impaler from Hufflepuff House for the Gauntlet's 3rd run. Whoot!

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6599 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/06 Updated: 11/16/06


Summary: Lucius Malfoy's appealing to the Wizengamot after being caught in the Department of Mysteries, trying to convince them that he's not evil.

Quite silly, really.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 157 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/03/06 Updated: 11/06/06


Summary: Three-year-old Draco goes trick-or-treating for the first time. His mother takes the opportunity to teach him some lessons and Malfoy family values that she believes will be important to her son later in life. This depiction of Draco is VASTLY different from the version of him that I write in "The Dark Lord's Blog."

Ridiculously short one-shot.



Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 983 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/26/06 Updated: 10/29/06


In A Nutshell by hearyoume
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Dumbledore is going senile, Ron's eating is out of control, and poor Hagrid... will he ever realize his true strength before he kills someone?? This starts off at the beginning of the school year and ends with a detailed account of how Harry finally defeats Lord Voldemort. I poke fun at stereotypes and clichés in fan fiction, and even joke about some things in the actual books. It’s pretty much everything – in a nutshell (or is it nuthouse?).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 2765 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/15/06 Updated: 10/22/06


Saying Goodbye by Breakaway615
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: I, James Potter, will not cry. I am practically uncryable, and yes, I know that is not a word. Don’t rub it in. To hell with that. The Titanic was practically unsinkable, and it sank! How is Lily not crying, and I’m over here, building a river? Well, not building...more like creating...whatever. I guess I’m not very good at saying goodbye...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2234 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/02/06 Updated: 08/08/06


Roses and Fire by hermy_loves_ron
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 31]

Summary: One-shot. Two parts, first Ron/Hermione, then Harry/Ginny. Both parts take place at sunset after Bill and Fluer's wedding.

This is my first fan fiction on these boards, so please read and review!

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1140 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/01/06 Updated: 08/08/06


Say the Right Thing by Bianwen
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: Ron practices what to say to Hermione in front of his mirror. How should he greet her, while letting her know he thinks of her as more than a friend?

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 217 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/04/06 Updated: 07/05/06


The Riddle of the Gaunts by gryffindor_lion
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: This poem follows the tragic story of Merope Gaunt as she leaves her family, marries her love, and starts something that will change the course of the rest of the world.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 338 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/19/06 Updated: 06/21/06


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