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So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.

A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore

"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore

“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.

"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.

She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.

'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"What?"
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" -Ron W.

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.

Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.

"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black

"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood

"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood

"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape

"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape

"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape

I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall

"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -R. Hagrid

"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid

"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid

"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid

"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood

"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus

"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge

"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin

"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley

"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley

There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley

"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.

" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."

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Heavily run the theories and conclusions dreamt out of whims, but know that what you hope lies most likely not within.


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But I won't tell you how, and I won't tell you when. Just know your illustrious Bartender has done it yet again


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Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

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Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

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A/N: Rated 6th-7th years for later chapters (violence, mostly, but concepts that kids can't comprehend, like noble sacrifice and possibly some sexual content).

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Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1262]

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Summary:

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Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 16793 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
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