So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.
A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:
"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy
"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore
"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore
"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore
"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore
“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.
"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.
She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.
"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.
'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.
"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.
"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins
“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.
"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.
"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.
"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.
"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.
"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" -Ron W.
"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.
"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.
"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.
Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.
"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black
"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black
"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black
"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood
"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood
"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape
"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape
"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape
I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall
"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall
“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall
"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall
"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -R. Hagrid
"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid
"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid
"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid
"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody
"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood
"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley
"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus
"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge
"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick
"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin
"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley
"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley
There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley
"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.
" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."
Summary: Remus Lupin is a man with a tragic past, filled with pain, suffering and sorrow. But it is also a past filled with great adventure, true friendship and…love? Even though the odds were against him, Remus found happiness at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He had the Marauders, he was a prefect and his transformations were less horrible, thanks to his Animagi friends. What more could a teenage werewolf want? And how long could his happiness last? Remus and the Marauders prove that in the saddest of lives and darkest of times, there can still be moments of bliss.
Remus centric but with a lot of the other Marauders. This story is a romance, but has almost as much general Marauder era background and side story as romance.
Pre-HBP and DH, so some things from DH will be disregarded, as the warning indicates, but some Spoilers will be incorporated.
Summary: When Ginny Weasley becomes Draco Malfoy's wife, he suspects neither her true identity nor her dangerous motives. But when all Hell breaks lose and their relationship takes unexpected turns, there is more at stake than preserving their marriage--namely, preserving their lives.
Summary: When Draco Malfoy finds himself falling for the Gryffindor know-it-all, he convinces himself that it’s merely witchcraft. But when they both finally come to terms with the truth, nothing can stop them from being together. This is a tale of forbidden love and dangerous passion weaved into the Half-Blood Prince, where circumstances beyond their control might tear Draco and Hermione apart forever… Check out the long awaited sequal Fatum Amoris...The Fate of Love about Medea Malfoy and Patrick Potter now appearing in the other pairings section.
Summary: Jemzi Zabini is the seventeen year old daughter of Blaise Zabini and his wife Harper, and is about to join her fellow witches and wizards at Hogwarts for their final school year. Jemzi is famous for being the once best friend of Albus Potter. However, a mysterious argument last year that only the two of them were witness to has ruined their friendship and they are now practically enemies. No one knows the reason for their fall out, only that it has caused a great divide in their friendship group.
Jemzi's best friend and Albus' cousin, Rose, suspects that their friendship expired because of strange and unwanted feelings between them. Feelings which, despite their fall out, have not gone away. Feelings that are similar to those she has for a certain Slytherin...
So can the next generation of Hogwarts students learn to forget past actions and forgive?
Nominated for "Best Next Generation Story" and "Best Other Character" in the 2010 Quicksilver Quill Awards
This story features Harry Potter, Ginny Potter, Lily Potter, Luka Krum, Blaise Zabini, Harper Zabini, Zacharias Smith, Leon Holmwood, Tristan Wells, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Jemzi and Albus plus many more.
Summary: 2009 QSQ Awards Winner for Best Chaptered Canon Romance
Before the chosen one was ever born, his parents had to meet, fall in love, and defy Voldemort three times. Easier said than done. Things were never easy for Harry Potter's parents, but it gets a whole lot harder when Death Eaters kidnap Lily. This is the story of Lily and James, the trials they face, and how James finally wins Lily's heart. (pre-Deathly Hallows)
“I’ll always protect you.”
Summary: After the downfall of Voldemort, Hermione decides to take a break and return to the Muggle world. Deciding to go on a Muggle cruise, Hermione realizes that it was the biggest mistake of her life. Now, she's stuck on a boat with her worst enemy. Fights and bickering continue to take place between them and maybe a little something else too...
Hermione makes new friends and meets up with an old friend, Jessie: an arrogant girl who treats Hermione like dirt and desperately tries to seek Draco's attention. (Slightly AU)
Thanks to some of my awesome readers, this story has been translated into Chinese and Vietnamese. For information on how you can see the translated version, please check my profile!
Status: Working on chapter 26. In the meantime, you can have a look at my new one-shot, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang!
Please note that the date of my last update is incorrect. Apparently there are some glitches in the system regarding to this. Chapter 25 was updated on the 7/09/09!
Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill award in the Non-Canon Romance category
Please leave a review before you leave! It means a lot! You can check out the banner of this story on my author's page!
Summary: This story begins immediately after the conclusion of Harry Potter and the Forgotten Solution. While it would be helpful to know some of the background from TFS, it is not critical. Original characters used in this story from TFS are Diane Bradley, Jason and Jack Graham, Max Diggory and Tré Mellanson.
Summary: James Potter is running out of time to win the heart of Lily Evans. In a last attempt to make her his, he formulates a secret plan.
Will the whole thing blow up in his face? . . . Or will Lily have some secrets of her own?
Warnings: Excessive amounts of romance, jealousy, and PMS.
I'm a'comin with the newest chapter!!
Summary: Ron and Hermione were all about love, right? But it is now two years after the end of the War and they are reuniting for the first time. Experience, first-hand, as they try to remember that time so long ago when love had trapped them in its spell. Ron wonders if it was Ginny and Harry that drove Hermione away from him. Only time will tell; and maybe a few memories... This is a Ron/Hermione fic, but there are many referances to Ginny/Harry.
Summary: Ginny is now 24 years old. She is well-known and famous. But during a press-conference, memories of her past begin to come back to her. She goes back to the summer she turned 16. The summer that changed her life. But Hermione and Harry are acting strangely. What is really going on? POV of Ginny at first and then changes! HBP spoilers.
Summary: James Potter: Marauder. Lily Evans: Prefect. They're both seventh years at Hogwarts. They're also about to have a pretty interesting year--complete with a few detentions, pranks, confusion, and laughter--in which they get through school, make some trouble and maybe, just maybe, sort out their feelings for each other.
Thanks to all you who have made it possible for this story to be in the Top Tens. It was a very happy moment when I first saw my story on the list, and I love being able to go back and see it there now. Still. Yay!
Throughout the latter half of 2010, and the first half of 2011, I re-edited this story. The changes were mostly to fix stray (and annoying) grammar and spelling errors, but also to rework some plot points in an effort to stay truer to canon. I also updated the style; having written this story so long ago, my writing has definitely developed (and I would say gotten better), so I edited to reflect that. (I apologize for the errors that were in the story before all this editing. I found them immensely distressing when I reread my chapters. Heartbreaking, really.)
Big “thank yous” go to the three people who helped edit/nitpick the first edition of this novel: violagirl, fairiesandcream, and Omagus.
And yes, this story is up on Fanficition.net under the penname: Io.Sono.Emilia.
Of course, as a disclaimer, I’m not JK Rowling. The Potterverse does not belong to me, but I am in it and love it.
Summary: What happens when a spell backfires; turning James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter into girls? Plz R&R.
Summary: Hermione notices a change in Draco Malfoy, and a friendship is established...but is everything as it seems?
Part 1 of a three part Series
Additional Warning: Book 6 disregarded only slightly. the main events in book six are not changed.
Summary: Set Post-Hogwart's, Voldemort has been defeated and the Wizarding world has returned to normal - well, as normal as Wizarding worlds could be. Hermione has a job at Gringott's, the Wizarding bank, but what will happen when an old enemy turns up as a colleague?
Summary: When Harry graduates, he asks Ginny a question. Getting an unexpected answer, he's left to face real life alone. Finally, he must grow up, without Ginny at his side. Sequel to "To See You Through The Dark."
Summary: For the rest of the Ministry, the interdepartmental challenge was merely a failed attempt to restore trust between workers. But for Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, it was the catalyst for an unexpected relationship built on passionate letters, concealed identities, and secret meetings – and the beginning of an end that neither of them could ever have imagined possible, not even in their wildest dreams.
Post-war. Based somewhat on the story of the Phantom of the Opera. Also contains R/Hr, so don't read if you can't stomach that ship.
Status: Complete. Thanks for reading, everyone!
Summary: The most succinct summary ever!! My "Book 7" told with revolving POVs from Hermione, Ron and Harry's perspectives. It's got it all! Romance, mystery, intrigue, Horcruxes, humor, international travel, house-elves, new characters, Voldy, the Burrow, and at least one wedding...
Summary: A Sequel to Born the Day You Kissed Me
After losing Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger is determined to have him back…so determined that she will go as far as inventing a spell that reverses the affects of the “Obliviate” curse. In this anticipated sequel, Hermione and Draco’s lives will collide, along with opportunities for Hermione to perform her new creation on her most valuable subject. However, when a new relationship between the two forms, will Hermione be able to summon the courage to expose their lost love? Will she reveal to him the missing portion of his life? Or will she simply accept the new Draco and without spells, attempt to revive the love that she knows is buried down deep in his soul....
This story is pre-HBP/DH CH 16 Coming Soon
Summary: Can a letter change things? Can the life you have known forever, turn around because of it? Follow the life of Draco Malfoy, after he receives a most unexpected letter.
AU since HBP.