Penname: JPLBMX [Contact]
Real name: Jeff
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Ok so I will straight out tell you I hated the last two books, HBP and DH, hated them. I also hate Ginny, Ron, Moll Weasley, and Dumbledore, Snape and Draco Malfoy.

I love H/Hr and love an independent, smart, manipulative, and/or dark Harry.

I just can't read stories written by ten year old fan girls where in the Final Battle no one dies except Voldermort and all the Death Eaters repent and go to jail. Then like the Mrs. Weasley always wanted theres one big, happy Weasley family. I hate that kind of stuff. The only two characters in the Weasley family I like and enjoy reading about are Fred and George.

Sadly one day I was obviously brian washed and wrote the story that you can see below, I honestly hope no one seriously likes it because honestly I hate it and I'm the author.

Well there's my little rant I guess. Thanks for reading I guess,
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Dear Dumby by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 715]

Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!

Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18182 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/05 Updated: 09/08/06


Reign O'er Me by cts
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 267]

Summary: A sixth year fic that explores what might happen if Harry moves past the angst and starts to put his life together and has a few things break his way for a change.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 322473 Chapters: 35 Completed: No
Published:
12/05/04 Updated: 11/24/05


Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


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