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Ok so I will straight out tell you I hated the last two books, HBP and DH, hated them. I also hate Ginny, Ron, Moll Weasley, and Dumbledore, Snape and Draco Malfoy.

I love H/Hr and love an independent, smart, manipulative, and/or dark Harry.

I just can't read stories written by ten year old fan girls where in the Final Battle no one dies except Voldermort and all the Death Eaters repent and go to jail. Then like the Mrs. Weasley always wanted theres one big, happy Weasley family. I hate that kind of stuff. The only two characters in the Weasley family I like and enjoy reading about are Fred and George.

Sadly one day I was obviously brian washed and wrote the story that you can see below, I honestly hope no one seriously likes it because honestly I hate it and I'm the author.

Well there's my little rant I guess. Thanks for reading I guess,
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