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Real name: You-know-who
Member Since: 11/08/05
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Website: Right now, my DeviantArt account, which sucks cuz my scanner doesn't like my fast new computer. Leave a comment anyway?

Real Name: Comes in three parts and doesn’t include ‘Lissa’, ‘Cassandra’, or ‘Reynolds’, forcing me to create an online persona with that name.

Eyes: On my head and the color of mud.

Hair: Shorter than I would let them cut it in seventh grade and only a little different from my eye color.

Height: Shorter than you, unless you’re my sister, one of my brothers, or my boyfriend when I’m wearing heels. (Hah!)

Age: As old as my nose and a little older than my teeth.

Relationship status: Taken. Go away. *wonders why anybody wants to date her in the first place*

Fave non-HP books: Here There Be Dragons, Alice in Wonderland, etc., The Hobbit, etc., The Chronicles of Narnia, The Great Tree of Avalon, Surviving the Applewhites, and many more I can’t remember. Sorry.

Fave music: Anything written before I was 8-ish, but especially Queen, Nirvana, Green Day, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, System of a Down, John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, Primus, Flyleaf, Offspring, Linkin Park, Van Halen, Drowing Pool, Evanescence, and many more I can’t remember. Sorry.

Fave non-HP movies: Star Wars (but not so much the trilogy they just made), The Princess Bride, Beauty and the Beast, Pirates of the Caribbean (*gazes at Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom*), Lord of the Rings...um...I’m not much of a movie watcher. Anyway, same general rule of thumb for the movies as for the music.

Favorite Ships: (This is the part where I prove just how strange I am)

Draco/Ginny (*hides from my sister*)
Severus/Lily
Remus/Tonks
Ron/Hermione
Dobby/Winky
Luna/Ron (but only one-sided)
Moaning Myrtle/Harry (again, only one-sided)
Moaning Myrtle/Draco (one-sided, I guess)

Favorite Characters: Sirius, Bellatrix, Remus, Tonks, Ron, Sev Snape, and Moaning Myrtle





Sob. Cry. Sniffle. You lead an awful existence, tortured by those such as your father, your House, Harry, Voldemort, Snape, and the list goes on. Often going hand in hand with Slashy!Draco, you are usually paired up with either Harry or (ew) Lucius. Sometimes suicidal, sometimes just very fond of how blood looks on your pale skin, you bitch and whine throughout the whole story. How depressing.

Find out which Draco you are.


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How Predictable! by HPwizzzard
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 126]

Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1721 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06


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