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Heiress of Evil by voldiexx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Whew, those thirteen years were nasty, but Voldemort's back and better than ever. He's got plenty to do, consolidating a power base, punishing traitors, and not letting the haters get him down, but he's spared some time to look over the custody agreement he signed fourteen years ago...

Annabel Curry wanted to spend the summer getting a tan, perfecting her Cheering Charms, and ensnaring Terry Boot. Instead, she's spending it with her dad the mass murderer and his unshaven goons. Oh yeah, and the shower doesn't work, AND NO ONE BUT HER SEEMS TO CARE.

First dates. Sparkly nail polish. Magical plumbing fiascos. Some heartwarming father-daughter moments. And some not-so-heartwarming ones.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 5004 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
08/03/11 Updated: 03/30/14


48 Hours of Power by Snidgetgirl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Lily Evans unknowingly purchases a not so normal quill. She has no idea what it does until it's too late! Watch as Lily creates a world of her own. Crazy students, hilarious situations and Professors in their underwear! Read on as the craziness continues!

Over 2000 reads!! Wohoo! Thanks everyone! (Pictures the little aliens from Pizza Planet in Toy Story) I am eternally grateful! :) I love all of your lovely reviews!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5105 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/14/12 Updated: 05/16/12


The MacGuffin Hunt by Inverarity
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Draco has one key to Helga Hufflepuff's Three Lock Box, and Harry has another. Harry and Pansy both have a brilliant idea, and it doesn't involve teaming up to find the third because that wouldn't be as amusing.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 8884 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/24/11 Updated: 11/25/11


The Revenge of Mark Evans by goldensnidget92
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: Mark Evans, one of Dudley's many victims, is a wizard. A wizard who wants revenge for the months of suffering Dudley Dursley put him through one summer before he attended Hogwarts.


This is part of the Court Case that dealt with the apparent acts of Muggle-baiting that he committed, with statements from Mark Evans and Dudley Dursley; and from the witnesses, Petunia Dursley and Harry Potter.


Warning: includes general silliness, sickly language from Petunia Dursley, and one allusion to strong language.

This story was nominated for a Quicksilver Quill Award 2012: Best Humour

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1613 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/04/11 Updated: 10/06/11


From the Inside by bellatrix-black-lestrange
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: Not many eleven-year-olds can say that they were born in Azkaban to parents, who have been sentenced to a lifetime of imprisonment. Not many eleven-year-olds know of their sisters and yet do not know them. Not many eleven-year-olds wish for Voldemort’s return. But Cassiopeia has never been like many eleven-year-olds.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3351 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
06/25/11 Updated: 07/05/11


The Other Potter by georgeisholey
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 185]

Summary: My name is Rose Evans. My parents were Lily and James Potter, and Harry Potter is my twin brother, though he didn't know. I was raised by Severus Snape. This is my story.

RECENTLY NOMINATED FOR 2011 QSQ BEST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!! Thank you, grangergirl35!!

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 40897 Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/09/11 Updated: 06/21/11


Snape Didn't Die by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary:

Winner of the First-Annual Ravenclaw Quicksliver Quill Award for Best Humor, Wittiest Writing!


Snape didn't die, he simply joined the Witness Relocation Program. A funny slogan for an avatar, but what if some crazed author somewhere decided to write the story behind it?

On the run from all those who would want to see his head on a platter, Severus Snape is put through a series of tests. But between scantily-clad Ministry agents, seeing-eye elves, and an all-witch school and all the drama that goes along with it, he is beginning to wonder how much worse the alternative would really be.

Happy Birthday, Chante'!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 39652 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
12/23/08 Updated: 06/18/11


The Dark Lord's Letter by Scheherazade
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary: What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way? Write a letter and complain to the author, of course.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1304 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/08 Updated: 02/20/08


Easier Said Than Done by SpikyBlackQuill
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 61]

Summary:

It started as a rant: I was tired of the re-occurance of cliches in fan-fictions. But then realization dawned on me: Was it possible to write a story entirely in figures of speech?





Combine a new author, a book of cliches, and hours to kill. The result is comical blend of Easter Bunnies, out-of-character moments, and sixty-seven cliches.





One-shot


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 965 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/22/07 Updated: 03/23/07


Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 7566 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 11/05/06


Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Evil Claw Machines by aquariusbaby205
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Ever wonder why Tom Riddle turned evil? Well, here's the answer. Written by my friend Jenna and I

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 840 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/08/05 Updated: 01/08/05


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