Hello, hello, the lovely, intellectual Cherubim is within the archive, finally! I enjoy all forms of art, singing, algebra (yesh!), chocolate, observing and analyzing others, and ESPECIALLY writing and drawing. Music is good, too. You can guess the rest.
Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.