Dumbledore- much to the dismay of several students- has decided to throw a Hallowe'en Masquerade Ball. The Trio, along with a few friends, are horrified at the prospect, and immediately resolve to do everything in their power to get out of going. Along the way, they make new friends, form strange alliances, and even find love. A tongue-in-cheek look at various fallacies within the fandom.
Blaise/Hermione, Neville/Padma, Harry/Millicent, and a lot of UST between Ron and Draco. Some OOCness involved (what did you expect? It's a humour fic.)
1st-2nd Years •
Draco Malfoy has just finished his first year at Hogwarts. He must return home to face his father's anger at Slytherin losing the House Cup to Harry Potter. Draco also manages to get himself into a load of trouble when his family stops at a friend's house, and tries to keep a secret from his father about it. Naturally, he fails. ;)