Hi, I'm Oddish, I'm fortysomething, and I'm into Pokemon and Harry Potter. I write both hardcore parodies and serious fics. Give me a read.
1st-2nd Years •
Snape chasing Fawkes, drunken parties in Gryffindor Tower, marigolds, cats, phoenix poo, floo powder, Dumbledore's false teeth, and eyeballs. Discover the bizarre events you never knew happened at Hogwarts!