Hello. Welcome to my measly little author page.
St. Dymphna, pray for us...
I've had a lot of time off from the site because of RL personal issues, but I've missed you all.;)
Doesn't let me type much here, lucky 4 all of us....
3 upcoming works: 1 ambitious "Literary"( I hope ) novel Lucius/Narcissa
1 Dark and angsty short story about Maudelaine Johnson, a Muggle-Born turning 11 in 1997...
And this is random: Also a lame, low, petty "revenge" crossover fic of Summer of My German Soldier & Hogan's Heroes to obviously be published elsewhere. If anybody from proboards Fairy Tale Forum wants to say hi, I'm gypsysnowwhite.
Thanks for Reading. You guys taught me what fanfic could be and never to lower my standards...
Summary: The Christmas Song, Voldy style!
An entry for Winter Snows, Extra Credit by Sly Severus of Slytherin.
Arabella is a normal girl, from a normal wizarding family. A worry is constantly sitting on her stomach, though, and soon that worry has to be confirmed.
*Profanity minor, and one incident only*
Summary: Remus Lupin is reading in Hogwarts: A History one day when he learns about a magical mirror that shows the soul's deepest desire. He persuades his friends to help him find it and the four boys each look. A story about what the Marauders really wanted and if they got it or not.
Summary: Remus, Peter, Sirius, and James were best friends, but this didn't last forever. The story of the Marauder's summed up in a poem...
Summary: A parody of All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey, sung by Lord Voldemort.
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Summary: Sexuality. I was always so proud of mine. Beauty. I never thought it harmful to be a lovely woman. Marriage. I didn't imagine the wedding bed would make me weak. When I was asked to stand for my blood and prove my worth, I failed. No, it was not because I was weak, but because I was Narcissa Malfoy: a woman.
Summary: A father tells his young son a familar story. A story that has become the boy's favorite. It is the story of the Dark Lord and the evil Harry Potter.
Summary: 1993. The passive-aggressive wife of a Death Eater harangues the passive-aggressive Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts. Hilarity ensues.