Penname: Occlumens99 [Contact]
Real name: Sophia
Member Since: 08/10/09
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Why hello there.
I'm Sophia, you can call me Sophster. :P
HP has always been a huge part of my life, and since I enjoy writing, roll em together, voila. Here I am.
Have a nice day.
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Snape Didn't Die by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary:

Winner of the First-Annual Ravenclaw Quicksliver Quill Award for Best Humor, Wittiest Writing!


Snape didn't die, he simply joined the Witness Relocation Program. A funny slogan for an avatar, but what if some crazed author somewhere decided to write the story behind it?

On the run from all those who would want to see his head on a platter, Severus Snape is put through a series of tests. But between scantily-clad Ministry agents, seeing-eye elves, and an all-witch school and all the drama that goes along with it, he is beginning to wonder how much worse the alternative would really be.

Happy Birthday, Chante'!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 39652 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
12/23/08 Updated: 06/18/11


Summary: The Dursleys have left Privet Drive and are in hiding with Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. Hestia and Mr. Dursley are constantly fighting, Petunia is avoiding the wizards at all costs, and Dedalus is trying to make them all the best of friends. Meanwhile, Dudley discovers he has an interest in Harry's world, but his parents are less than pleased when they find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 37701 Chapters: 16 Completed: No
Published:
09/27/07 Updated: 06/18/11


A Popped Bubble by youngrowling
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 64]

Summary: After having suffered years of torment from working in one of the lowest possible positions in the Ministry of Magic, Hermione’s dreams were finally coming true. She had been assigned to train side-by-side with one of the leading heads in the Ministry. Nothing could have burst her bubble of happiness, well, at least until she discovered the name of her new “boss”.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 21629 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/05/09 Updated: 05/28/10


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