Penname: SnoopyMarauderess [Contact]
Real name: Hey, call me Sidney
Member Since: 02/28/09
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Harry potter fan since 06-07. Formed a "Harry Potter Club" with friends, but it kinda 'drifted', you know? Anyways, I still love Mugglenet and ranting with my friends about HP. I came here when I was feeling very Harry-Potter-ish and this is my escape to like-minded fanatics. By the way, for me to be writing fan fictions is about as deep as I can go. Well, maybe not. (Anyone want Harry-Potter Pop tarts?)

Anyhoo, onto my ships. (That was totally unintentional.) Basically, I like everything canon, you know, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Tonks/Lupin, and the occasional Neville/Luna (as long as its funny. But everything with Luna is either sweet or funny, so no problems there.) Also I like my OC/Remus, but they don't get married.

Just for your boredom, I'm going to continue with random stuff about me. I really like the Beatles, especially George, although I think Ringo's name is awesome. I have this thing about Canada and Britain, and so if anything or anyone is Canadian or British, I automatically think they're awesome unless they're total jerks. And that's strange, 'cause I'm American, although anyone who is a Steelers or Penguins fan is pretty cool by me. I also like Monty Python, which is this British humor TV show that !George!Harrison! once appeared on. Also if I could be somebody, I would want to be Schmergo. (If you haven't heard of her, you're either a newbie, or you read Dark/Angsty Fics, in which case, I don't know what you're doing here. I hate angst.) her username's Schmerg_The_Impaler, and she's hilarious. go read her right now. And then come back and read me. And yeah, I think we are very similar.

Onto Things That Annoy Sidney. Yes, I'm actually doing this, because, really, my friend and i just ranted about thins we hate, and it was actually rather amusing. It's
probably because we were on a sugar high at the time, but never mind. It really annoys me when people write titles like sentences.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, SnoopyMarauderess
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The Thursday Paradigm by Nymphea
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: "Thursday is the only day you can ask a girl out with any chance of success." That's been Sirius' philosophy for as long as he can remember. Now, in their 6th year, James is trying to use that knowledge to win the heart of a certain Lily Evans...and the Thursdays are running out.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3365 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
03/15/09 Updated: 06/28/10


The Same as a Duck by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Luna is always one for being the center of attention, and her classmates are always ones for finding ways for making her such. And when Luna waltzes into Potions class one day with a live duck tucked under her arm, Professor Snape can't help but ask for the reasoning behind it.

A Monty Python-inspired Easter story for Tim the Enchanter

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1671 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/26/09 Updated: 05/07/09


A Marauder's Cliche by KDTheRavenclaw
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 38]

Summary: What happens when our favorite foursome, plus Lily, Snape, and of course some impossibly perfect OCs return to Hogwarts for their 7th year? Why, absolute bucketfuls of drama, angst, tears, jealousy, unrealistic events, and cheesy, cheesy dialogue! Also staggering amounts of random insanity. You have been warned.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2915 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
12/30/08 Updated: 02/28/09


Summary: James Sirius Potter is a mischievous little six-year-old and is rather like his grandfather, James Potter, and also his namesake, Sirius Black. When he has an idea, he is determined to fulfil it to the best of his ability. He drags his siblings Albus and Lily as well as his cousins Hugo and Rose Weasley into his plan while a twelve-year-old Teddy Remus Lupin watches on, amused.







Written for the September Challenge by FlightofthePhoenix of Hufflepuff



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1730 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/17/07 Updated: 10/22/07


Abracadabra by whatapotter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: When Harry was seven years old, he and Dudley were invited to a costume party by a girl in their class. While Dudley wanted to be a soldier, Harry wanted to dress up as a Wizard. As you can imagine, that went down well.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1118 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/02/07 Updated: 09/05/07


Click! by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 59]

Summary: Before Harry’s fifth year at Hogwarts, he is shown a group photo of the original Order of the Phoenix, back when it was his parents fighting against Voldemort.

But a photo doesn’t show their lives, their personalities, their every day conversations ... or how much organising can be needed to take one single photograph when you have a room full of people – especially when four of whom liked to call themselves “Marauders” back in their school days ...


Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1580 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/23/07 Updated: 08/31/07


The Flying Lesson by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 49]

Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.

Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1618 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/07 Updated: 08/30/07


Summary: Professor RJ Lupin has had a rough life ... except for those precious years he spent as a teenager at school. And now, as he waits to start yet another new life working at the school where he spent so many good times, he looks back on those golden days, and it’s almost as if he’s reliving those times all over again ...


Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2745 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/22/07 Updated: 05/30/07


Trees But Not Forests by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 79]

Summary: One hot summers day, all is unusually peaceful for the Marauders, as they laze about in the Grounds. Of course, they can’t possibly stand for that sort of thing, so James decides to begin a word game with his friends that ends up with Lily being kissed, Sirius running for his life, and Dumbledore remembering his youthful days ... it could only happen to the Marauders!

Now available as AudioFiction Episode #100!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1641 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/21/07 Updated: 02/28/07


Hair of a Dog by Starbuckx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: When Sirius and James hex Remus with a mustache, much fun ensues, and there's revenge to be had... of course. Therapy for those who just HATE the look of MovieRemus!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2235 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/11/07 Updated: 01/11/07


Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


How Predictable! by HPwizzzard
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 126]

Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1721 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06


A Hare-y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13378 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/09/06 Updated: 06/16/06


The Ravenclaw Common Room by Slian Martreb
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: The war is done and a young girl finds herself in what will be her home for the next seven years. What she meets there will amaze, astound and...confuse?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1710 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/30/06 Updated: 04/30/06


Summary: Past Featured Story"Good Morrow dear reader. If you are reading this, you have found the diary of Pugnatious Aramor Weasley. As to how you found this diary I have no idea as I’ve decided to toss the ruddy thing as soon as I become famous for fear that this incriminates me in any fashion. Unless I haven’t become famous in which cause that ruddy well blows doesn’t it?"






Initially written for the The One-Shot Monologue Challenge.

Don't have time to continue this story currently. So consider it a one-shot. If someone else wants to use the character, please feel free :)




Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2367 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/06 Updated: 02/20/06


Summary: Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3339 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/05 Updated: 12/09/05


S'mores by Crystallic Rain
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 115]

Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7592 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/31/05 Updated: 09/02/05


Academic Discourse by adjectived noun
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary: 1993. The passive-aggressive wife of a Death Eater harangues the passive-aggressive Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts. Hilarity ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1835 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/01/05 Updated: 09/01/05


Summary: Attention! You have on your screen an interpretation of the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. But this has absolutely nothing to do with princes and blood. No, this is simply my way of getting Harry to work through his grief of Sirius. Sick of brooding over Sirius, Harry ends up accompanying the Dursleys on a visit to Dudley’s psychiatrist. The results are similar to what you would see in the nuthouse.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 6271 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 05/09/05


The Founding of Hogwarts by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 161]

Summary: During their third year at Hogwarts, Harry plays with Hermione's time turner and accidentally brings him, Hermione and Ron back to when Hogwarts was founded. The newly founded Hogwarts is even more confusing than present day Hogwarts. Includes some very intense betting and a highly competitive eating contest.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 19213 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/03/05 Updated: 04/25/05


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