I AM ANNA!
I LIVE IN AUSTRAAAALIA.
I like reading, writing, doing role-plays, playing the guitar and eating soup.
All at the same time.
I am more than slightly obsessed with Neil Cicierega, Colin Firth,
Michael Ball, the Discworld series and classic novels written by such names as Jane Austen, the Bronte sisters and Victor Hugo.
I quite like science-fiction novels, too. And fantasy novels...
I like to knit. Knitting is an immensely relaxing hobby.
I also have a strange addiction to Orange flavoured tictacs.
Freshness in 2 calories!
I found a box of tictacs in Target the other day, and it was THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF A NORMAL PACKET OF TICTACS!
I ate the whole thing in an hour...
I absolutely adore musical theatre, and secretly sing along to my favourites out in my garage when I think no-one is listening.
Yes, my life is that sad.
I have a crazy Math teacher who is obsessed with failing me because I write fanfiction in my Math book instead of actually doing the Math work assigned.
I don't actually publish my fanfiction, because it's mainly full of ninjas and obscene things like that.
If you haven't noticed already, I get off topic quite quickly. This doesn't happen when I'm verbally talking, but it happens quite often when I'm typing.
I have two cats that like to sabotage me while I'm on the computer by sitting on the keyboard right in my line of vision of the screen.
I also enjoy writing pointless bio's on sites like these, because half the information I write in them is pointless, and no-one ever reads them.
If you do ever end up reading this, good for you. You have just wasted at least 5 minutes of your life.
I apologize for any inconveniences I may have caused.
Have a nice day!
3rd-5th Years • 305 Reviews
Lindsey Tonks appears to be a normal, almost invisible Hogwarts student, but underneath her is someone far from normal. What the world doesn't know is that Lindsey is the daughter of two well-known imprisoned Death Eaters, and has an identity she must hide from the world. Underneath Lindsey is a girl named Lyra Lestrange, a girl who is meant to be a secret forever. But will it last forever?
*Begins in GoF and follows the series through DH.
**Will appeal to fans of the Black family! Prominent characters are Bellatrix, Tonks, Andromeda, Sirius, and (to an extent) Narcissa.
Part Four Synopsis:
It's the summer after Albus Dumbledore's death, and the whole world is falling to Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Broken-hearted Lyra, unable to return to Hogwarts, must go into hiding with her family. It doesn't last long, and eventually Lyra is faced with a choice: join or die. Lyra's decision comes with many surprises, including a new ally who follows her to the final battle of good versus evil. While Lyra's path may seem clear, she finds herself torn between two sides for the final time, and in the end, despite tragedy and loss, Lyra accomplishes the impossible...which defies all of the agreements she and her family ever made.
Three years later, the fic has been completely finished! Enjoy reading it without having to wait for new chapters. Thanks to those who patiently waited and faithfully reviewed!
6th-7th Years • 205 Reviews
Summary: Harper Riley
is one of the most gifted young witches of her generation. However, since the traumatic events of the Battle of Hogwarts, she has not spoken a single word. Her Muggle parents were killed, along with her two wizarding brothers, and she is on the run from her squib guardian, a sinful and harsh man with a strong hatred of magic.
Harry Potter is recently married and settled, however, his life seems to take on another dramatic turn when he and Ginny find Harper. Her refusal to speak makes things a lot harder for them to discover how to help her. Luckily, Harry knows someone who owes him a favour. Someone who he and Ginny may not like, but they trust. Someone whose profession is to help those who suffer from the Battle of Hogwarts, no matter their story…
If anyone can get her talking again, it’s Blaise
"I don't want to forget that night...but I don't want to remember it either."
A Blaise Zabini/Original Character romance
This story has the characters: Blaise Zabini, Harper Riley, Jimmy Peakes, Harry Potter, Ginny Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Weasley, Isabella Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Dennis Creevey, Leonard Wilkes, Theodore Nott and Minerva McGonagall plus many more.
3rd-5th Years • 392 Reviews
Summary: 2009 QSQs: Runner-up: Best Romance - Other Character Story
Add together one ladies' man, one Quidditch player, one werewolf, and one soon-to-be traitor. Then, mix in one imaginative idiot, one fiery redhead, one clever Ravenclaw, and one blonde artist. Stir counterclockwise until trouble occurs, and you are dealing with one of the best-loved group of friends in Hogwarts history. Follow the story of the four Marauders and four equally troublesome girls. See them deal with their first encounters of love, sorrow, heartache… and Death Eaters. How will these future Order members cope with the ordeals that life throws at them? Will love blossom in what was once thought a highly unlikely place? What do you do when the person you care about most in the world doesn’t seem to notice you at all? Will a well-kept secret shatter the foundations of a seven-year friendship? Follow the lives of these friends through their last year at school to the dramatic final battle with Lord Voldemort two decades later.
Warnings are for later chapters, and any sexual situations are very minor.
Chapter Twenty Two: "The Snakes Strike" is in the queue. Excerpt:
Perfume filled his nostrils as Emma walked passed and Rosier’s gaze lingered on her bare, pale legs as the group headed outdoors. “Don’t you just love summer?” he inquired of Regulus, a hungry sneer lighting his face.
“This is ridiculous,” Regulus announced in a furious whisper, “we’re never going to get them alone!”
“Have faith, Black,” commanded Rosier smoothly. “Girls are well renowned for their desire for girly chats. I’m sure they’ll slip off the shackles of their chaperones soon enough.”
6th-7th Years • 416 Reviews
It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.
*Winner of the 2010 Next Generation QSQ award*
1st-2nd Years • 1010 Reviews
After the trauma of his sixth year Harry and his friends enter into their last year of magical education at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The trio try to balance passing their exams with fighting Voldemort and planning their futures. Despite all that, romance will fill the air with wedding bells ringing out. This year Harry is in more danger than ever when his enemy finds new ways to try and get the Boy Who Lived. Voldemort’s presence will be felt more than ever as he steals more lives; can Harry find himself before its too late? And what adventures will he have along the way?
If you haven’t read Harry Potter and The Girl Who Lived then I would strongly urge you to do so because if you don’t then this story probably won’t make any sense to you. Be helpful to writers by Reading and Reviewing!
The very last chapter of this fic has been reworked. Please re-read there's more about the kids in there! Also my author's notes on the final chapter have also been added. Ten part fic related to this going up shortly!!
Professors • 763 Reviews
Hermione and Draco - an unlikely pair - go from intense dislike to true love in this story.
1st-2nd Years • 84 Reviews
"I'm Harry. Harry Potter," the man smiled as he reached out a welcoming hand, "and who are you?" "Brian. Brian Harrison," the boy lied. He could feel the sadness rise in him as they shook hands, as if meeting for the first time.
1st-2nd Years • 401 Reviews
Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.
Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?
In short - will either of them survive?
The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.
1st-2nd Years • 265 Reviews
My very first fanfiction I've come to create after pining away the days to the coming sixth book...sigh...
Harry and his friends return to Hogwarts after a very intense fifth year, and find themselves once again amidst the harsh realitites of the coming Wizarding World war. Lots of action, danger and maybe even a little unexpected romance...(What else would it be for Harry?) Read and then review if you'd like! ^_^