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I am FireboltCrasher for two reasons: first, I love Quidditch; it's awesome, even though I can't play it. (Obviously, because broomsticks don't exist, nor do Bludgers, Quaffles, or anything else related to Quidditch.) The second reason I chose this penname is because I'm extremely clumsy and have slow reactions, so I'm the last person you should let near a broomstick! I'd probably crash, and that wouldn't be good for me or whatever people/things that happened to be in the way.

Random facts about me:
1. I'm a really tall girl.
2. I have read the Harry Potter books more times than anyone should.
3. I consider myself a school-freak, because I have never failed a test in my life.
4. I am the most random person in the world.
5. I DO NOT LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS.


My life has been pretty hectic lately, so I haven't had time until recently to read the updates of my favorite fanfics. I have temporarily lost my imagination, I believe, because I am unable to think of anything to write. This is a crisis!


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Summary: Past Featured StoryThe summer after fifth year, Severus Snape realises that he has to decide between Lily and his Dark companions and pursuits. Now all he has to do is get used to life at Hogwarts with no friends, get over his fascination with the Dark Arts, survive the Marauders, and convince Lily to acknowledge that he's alive.

Easier said than done.



Categories: Severus/Lily Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Character Death, Mental Disorders, Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 97828 Chapters: 18 Completed: No
Published:
03/25/08 Updated: 10/27/11


Summary: For the past six years, Lily Evans has put up with James Potter's pranking. But as her seventh year commences, she decides it's time to give James a taste of his own medicine.


Chapter 7 has finally been submitted!

A tiny sneek peek:

"Oh, come on now! Lily thought. “Just kiss me already,” she said audibly. James froze at her words and she, embarrassed beyond belief that her thoughts had spilled from her mouth, sat entirely still."



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 17538 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/03/07 Updated: 07/28/11


Summary: The Dursleys have left Privet Drive and are in hiding with Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. Hestia and Mr. Dursley are constantly fighting, Petunia is avoiding the wizards at all costs, and Dedalus is trying to make them all the best of friends. Meanwhile, Dudley discovers he has an interest in Harry's world, but his parents are less than pleased when they find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 37701 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
09/27/07 Updated: 06/18/11


A Different View On Love by helz_belz
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 364]

Summary: James would do anything to get inside Lily’s head. Lily would do anything to get away from James. Lily was brewing a banned potion. James went to find her. Lily made a mistake and the potion exploded. James got his wish, but is it much more than he bargained for?

Now Complete!



After a year the Epilouge is now up! Come read for a bit of fun!!

Runner up QSQ - Best Chaptered Canon Romance


Reason for Nomination:
This is the most unique take on how James and Lily really got to know each other. The story is hilarious and keeps you laughing throughout, but it never lets you forget the serious stuff. Plus, she somehow manages to end each chapter with a nice cliffhanger.

~~hestiajones

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 51560 Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/23/08 Updated: 04/08/11


Daughter of the Dark Side by Lyra Lestrange
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 305]

Summary: Past Featured Story

Lindsey Tonks appears to be a normal, almost invisible Hogwarts student, but underneath her is someone far from normal. What the world doesn't know is that Lindsey is the daughter of two well-known imprisoned Death Eaters, and has an identity she must hide from the world. Underneath Lindsey is a girl named Lyra Lestrange, a girl who is meant to be a secret forever. But will it last forever?

*Begins in GoF and follows the series through DH.

**Will appeal to fans of the Black family! Prominent characters are Bellatrix, Tonks, Andromeda, Sirius, and (to an extent) Narcissa.

Part Four Synopsis:

It's the summer after Albus Dumbledore's death, and the whole world is falling to Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Broken-hearted Lyra, unable to return to Hogwarts, must go into hiding with her family. It doesn't last long, and eventually Lyra is faced with a choice: join or die. Lyra's decision comes with many surprises, including a new ally who follows her to the final battle of good versus evil. While Lyra's path may seem clear, she finds herself torn between two sides for the final time, and in the end, despite tragedy and loss, Lyra accomplishes the impossible...which defies all of the agreements she and her family ever made.

Three years later, the fic has been completely finished! Enjoy reading it without having to wait for new chapters. Thanks to those who patiently waited and faithfully reviewed!



Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death

Word count: 156762 Chapters: 57 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/25/08 Updated: 03/05/11


Learning To Live by MarauderWannabe
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 56]

Summary: Learning to live, just might cost them their lives.

Lily Evans needs to learn how to really live. Not her imitation of living. Real living doesn't involve homework, school, following the rules, or playing it safe. Real living is taking risks, breaking the rules, being spontaneous, and going to fast. And there is one person that is going to show her how. One summer and James Potter later and Miss Lily Evans might not recognise herself. Too bad, all good things must come to an end.....

"Lily, we're friends. I would never betray any of my friends. Plus, you honestly think I would let old Moldy-shorts get to me?" he joked.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 17483 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
11/14/07 Updated: 10/13/09


Rewriting The Song by Angel of Dreams
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 44]

Summary: She said he couldn't change. Discovering his true heart's desire made him want to try. Can Severus Snape reclaim what was lost before it's too late? LE/SS

Categories: Severus/Lily Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 78852 Chapters: 13 Completed: No
Published:
11/19/08 Updated: 08/06/09


The Unknown Heir by mudbloodproud
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: It has been eighteen years since Abigail left England for America, never to return.

Skylar was raised hearing how wonderful and brave his father was. Then when he was eleven, his mother told him the true reason his father had never seen him.

Now seventeen, Skylar wants answers. Skylar travels to England to find out about his father’s life and death.

And Skylar Black wants the truth.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Mild Profanity

Word count: 4759 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
10/11/08 Updated: 06/14/09


To Draco, With Love by Hutchinson
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 158]

Summary: Draco somehow managed to get his very own advice column in Hogwarts' school paper, where he gives his sage opinion to those who dare to ask for it. Feel free to write in for advice about love, life, school, family, anything you can think of! But remember... with Draco, you tend not to get the answer you expected!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9984 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
06/25/08 Updated: 12/09/08


Summary: Luke Oakshot and Gordon Owen are best friends, born just a few days apart, living in a sleepy village far from the world of wizards. Yet having spent all their lives together, they now find themselves heading to two different high schools - where for the first time they will be divided.

But there is a third school that is interested in Luke and Gordon. A school that will show and teach them far more than any other school could. In a few short weeks, their eyes will be opened to things they could not have believed before. Yet nothing the school offers is more important than the two staying together, and it is this school, and this world, that will allow their friendship to endure.

Or will it? And what on earth is going on with those cats?

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 68351 Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/26/07 Updated: 11/16/08


Things Lost In The Fire by Hermione_Rocks
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Perhaps Dolores Umbridge didn't just take Moody's eye and stick it on her door because she wanted to spy on her employees. Perhaps Dolores Umbridge wasn't just wearing Salazar's locket because she relished the feeling of power the Horcrux instilled in her. Perhaps there is more to this woman's story than what it might first appear to be.

This is a story of differences, similarities, and love -- a story that goes beyond what the eye can see.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations

Word count: 12590 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/07/08 Updated: 10/19/08


The Boy Can Charm by myprinceonafirebolt
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: Lily Evans has experienced losses of family members and is confused about everything. She feels so lonely in a dangerous world and is tense. That is, until an unexpected boy in the name of James Potter comes into her world and makes her laugh and love. This is the story of Lily and James.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4661 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
08/20/08 Updated: 10/07/08


Shades of Black by megan_lupin
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Sirius Black: A son, a brother; a friend, a Marauder; a prisoner, a fugitive, a godfather. Many roles were played by Sirius, most veiled with tragedy or loss ... But even in dark night skies, there are stars that shine bright.

A short story collection dedicated to Padfoot.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 15055 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
08/28/07 Updated: 09/17/08


A Wounded Beginning by inspireme101
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 38]

Summary: This is a story of great restoration. This is a story that is of how the Wizarding World is to recover after the horrendous reign of Lord Voldemort. This is a story of how the families torn apart, are reunited. This is a story of how Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley truly learn to laugh, love, grieve, hate, long, desire, feel, ache, trust, and most importantly live. This story contains various pairings throughout its chapters, but I try to keep it centered on Harry and Ginny. Second, the Language can heat up at quite sometimes, so be warned. Third, the suicide warning is there just as a notice, I do not describe it graphically in anyway, it is only mentioned/discussed briefly

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Suicide, Violence

Word count: 1756 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
08/07/08 Updated: 09/15/08


The Seven Years' War by Hufflepuff at heart
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: We all know that Lily and James fell in love after years of fighting ... but what about the years before that? Why did they hate each other so intensely? What caused them to argue so much?

Well, those are some of the questions I set out to try and answer!

Follow Lily and James (or Evans and Potter as they like to call each other) through their seven years at Hogwarts; one chapter per year, and maybe we'll find the answers to some of these questions.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2285 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
09/02/08 Updated: 09/13/08


Love Can't Be Stopped by ambush
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 146]

Summary: New year, new start, new feelings. Has James' newly deflated ego and mature attitude finally won over the heart of Lily Evans? With a mixture of embarrassing situations, falling out of bed, and roaming hands, this year could be an interesting one.


My first fanfic everybody, so any criticism is very welcome! enjoy!



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 22333 Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Published:
12/09/05 Updated: 08/24/08


When We Die by x2pttrclue32
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary: Past Featured StoryNarcissa Malfoy sits at her dining room table nineteen years after the final battle at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She is worrying about her son, Draco Malfoy, who has been missing for two weeks when she receives a letter that will change her life forever.



Meanwhile, Hermione Granger sits in her office at the Ministry of Magic, pondering the exact same news, and she awaits the inevitable visit from Narcissa and the troubles she knows must come.



Far away in the Forest of Dean, Harry and Ron are set the task of investigating a mysterious killer. But even more mysterious and shocking than the killer himself is the victim. Can Harry and Ron forget the past in order for justice to be served?



These three tales entwine to form one story of loss, forgiveness, and friendship.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 1158 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
08/11/07 Updated: 08/20/07


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