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~This adorable banner was made by my dear friend Sekhmet!

Hear ye! Hear ye!

This is your conscience talking. Also your sense of humour, your sense of pride, and your intuition, and we all say you should read The Harry Potter Literary Storm!

*M_O_M enters*
Me? Have anything to do with your conscience, sense of humour, sense of pride and intuition telling you to read the humour story Iím proudest of? I donít know what youíre talking about. But, you know, they are pretty important aspects of you, so for the sake of them, Iíd say why not try it? After all, if your conscience, sense of humour, sense of pride and intuition abandon you in protest of you not reading Happyís story, itíll be far worse than (almost) anything that could happen as a result of you reading it. Right?

Right?

Anyway, my nameís Georgia, Iíve recently fallen in love with the Prewett family, I have a long term humour story which you may have noticed Iím attempting to promoteĖ

I mean, which your conscience, sense of humour, sense of pride and intuition think you should read, of course-

And I like to hide behind supposedly witty remarks and a bent sense of logic.

To avoid digging myself into a deeper hole, Iíd like to dive in and tell you about my stories.

Prewett'd: Wedding Tears, Funeral Tears

This is my entry to the third run of the Gauntlet. It's from Gideon's perspective (thus the 'Prewett'd' bit), and is the darkest piece of writing I think I've ever put together. I'm really, really proud of this story, and really hope people read it - although it was for the Gauntlet, this is now a part of the lifetime of (my version of) the Prewetts.

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The Harry Potter Literary Storm
Itís an ongoing humour fiction starring an OC called Happy OíBrien, who, in this alternate universe, is responsible for the creation of Harry Potter. He and his assistant Jackie van de Geissen and crack team of anonymous authors have put together the Harry Potter books in a very different way to what youíre used to.
The rumours are true, the first drafts are too, and this story had been nominated thrice for best humour fiction.

THATíS RIGHT, NOMINATED THRICE FOR BEST HUMOUR FICTION; can you believe it? *Will never get over the flattery*

and the lovely Schmergo put in nomination for best OC too, with Happy.
*Pats Happy on the head*

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Prewettíd : Gucky and the Fork Tree
Itís a one shot of pretty good length, about Gideon, Fabian and Molly as children, submitted for the One Shot Challenge: Muggle Artifacts. Itís the first story Iíve written about the Prewetts, and certainly not the last.

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Ö And he Turned Around Snobbily and Walked Away
Another one-shot, inspired by the quote from Prisoner of Azkaban, when Snape accuses James of strutting. Good for a grin or two, or so Iíve been told.

Ginny's Midnight Drama
One-shot; basically a gag in story form. It was my first submitted story, and will always be special. Good, special ficlet. *Pats*

The Letter-Opener
Definitely more serious, and certainly not a humour story. But it came third in the One-Shot Challenge: Borgin and Burke's. Just thought you should know.
NOTE: INCLUDES CHARACTERISATION OF YOUNG VOLDEMORT
Well, itís a big thing for me. I find Tom Riddle difficult to write, at any age.

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~Thank you to joanna!

The Acromantula and its Ability to Consume the Most Repulsive Beasts on This Earth
This is a fun story about Draco Malfoy being cocky ^^

Nothing for Chrismas
Chaptered, and complete. It's light and fluffy and about the Weasleys. I like it more now, because it mentions Gideon and Fabian Prewett, and even Morticia, an OC of mine.
Oh, and that was nominated (by the fantastically wonderful HermyRox12) for the Quicksilver Quills best General Fiction award.

T'was but a Puddle
It's a poem, and I think it's fun. ^^
And this was nominated for Best Poem. Thank you, HermyRox12!

COMING SOON
 The last part of chapter seven of The Harry Potter Literary Storm. The very last. Eep!

 A ballad about a gnome called Gary the Green

 And most likely, plenty more Prewetty stuff.

Somehow, I doubt anyone will read this. Ever. But if you did, well done, congratulations, thank you, and Iím sure youíll enjoy my stories a lot more. So please, scroll down a bit and read about them all over again. Maybe even read the things themselves! *Noting pointlessness of having just written all of this*

Anyway, a nice day to all, and to all a nice day!
~MOM
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It Begins This Way by Zetera
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 105]

Summary: A Marauder tale set during the first war. A story of love, hate, friendship and betrayal; and how, at the end of the day, you only have yourself, alone.

There is a LOT I would add to this now that DH has been released, but what's done is done.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18078 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/15/05 Updated: 04/28/06


A Battle Of Laughter by onmyway
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 89]

Summary: Fred and George have an unexpected customer who has seriously underestimated their dueling skills...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 988 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/06 Updated: 04/18/06


The ode to Odo by Erik
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: This is my verison of the song Slugtorn and Hagrid sang that night after Aragog's funeral. Odo himself, as well as the entire last paragraph, belongs to Rowling.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 693 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/05 Updated: 12/11/05


Not Going to Happen, Chica by Eilime
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 172]

Summary:

One shot fanfiction

This
fanfiction
is the traditional
Draco/Hermione romance
story. All the basics (Head Boy
and Girl, shared common rooms, suddenly
and quite unexpectedly they're highly attracted to
each other etc. etc.), but how likely is this stuff anyway?
Realistic? Each their own mind. But read the fic
and tell me if you too want to see
Draco/Hermione fanfics with
more to the plot than
the basics.

Everyone is slightly - well, maybe very - OOC in this fic. You have been warned ;)

1st story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2433 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/05 Updated: 08/14/05


Summary: Remus Lupin and Severus Snape, framed for murder and sharing a cell at recently overcrowded Azkaban. Will the dysfunctional pair make it out of their cell before the wolf comes out during the next full moon? ::set in a hypothetical sixth year where Dumbledore has vanished and Regulus Black, who returned mysteriously from the dead weaves a dangerous intrigue::

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 42382 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/14/04 Updated: 07/06/05


Swapping with Snape by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 401]

Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.

Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?

In short - will either of them survive?

The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 35656 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 06/29/05


Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


What Would Be A Drill? by Kelsid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: COMPLETED! When Harry goes to Uncle Vernon's work for the summer, odd things happen, including beating Ron at drill questions, sending millions of letters to Vernon and making Dudley wear a cotton candy outfit!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8488 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/28/05 Updated: 06/04/05


Summary: The final battle against the Dark Lord has come. Harry is just about to take revenge on Peter Pettigrew, when suddenly Dumbledore reminds him of the big plan - the magnificent plan! ::all Harry Potter conspiracy theories ever compromised in one hilarious story!::

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2398 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/18/04 Updated: 12/18/04


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