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Hi! I am a HUGE fan of the Harry Potter series, but a first-time fic writer for Muggle Net. My other interests (besides HP, of course) are poetry, basketball, science, and reading. I'm a really bubbly and comical (in an awkward way) person, and I'm sure that my personality will be reflected in all my fics.
Please check out these fics of mine:

-Hermione's Books- a poem about the darker side of Hermione's reading obsession...

Little note: My friend Marisa illustrated my poem for me; she created an absolutely AMAZING picture of Hermione which perfectly captured the meaning of my poem. Please visit--http://wishcometrue.deviantart.com/art/Hermione-s-Books-83707490 -- to see the drawing. Marisa is a super talented artist, so please leave her a comment... or you could mention her artwork in a review of Hermione's Books, and I'll inform her of your kind words. Thanks so much!

-I Am Just- A rather dark poem about the human side of the Dark Lord, from the perspective of You Know Who himself. VALIDATION ACHIEVED!

Thanks for visiting my author's page! : )

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Snape Speed-Dating by Bethywoo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 87]

Summary: After losing a bet, Professor Severus Snape is forced to accompany Professor Filius Flitwick on a speed-dating event. Will he manage to survive the witless witches and the maddening MC? Or will he leaved with more than he bargained for?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6249 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/08 Updated: 07/21/08


Begin and End by Magical Maeve
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Harry chooses life.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 104 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/08/08 Updated: 05/08/08


Sonnets for Voldemort by Flobberworm93
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 50]

Summary: A collection of sonnets that would be very, very fun to read to Voldy, that is, if you don't mind the getting killed part. If you don't know, a sonnet is a short fourteen-line poem that takes less than thirty seconds to read. I know. I timed myself. It's great for people with short attention spans. If you have a really short attention span, read a haiku.





Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 668 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
06/08/06 Updated: 01/07/08


Summary: Past Featured StoryFred is dead.

But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...

Oh, the possibilities!

Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 9446 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/29/07 Updated: 10/31/07


Wazlibs' Wizzil Woozis by Amara Anon
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 31]

Summary: It's Ron's first disastrous day working at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. If things weren't bad enough, a very peculiar customer shows up... post-DH,
pre-Epilogue. [Oneshot]

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1283 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/01/07 Updated: 09/05/07


Summary: Past Featured StoryThis tale of the teacher whom everyone loathes,
Accounts for his anger and elegant clothes.
It dripped through my mind when, too scantily cloaked,
I got caught in a rainstorm and throughly soaked.













WARNING: Despite the glints of humour, you will need a handkerchief.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5092 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


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