I never know what to say in these.
Well... I'm 16, 5"6 and in the midst of my GCSEs. I'm from Essex in England (20 miles from London).
I think people on here would be surprised at the contradictory of my accent and the way in which I write. If I was to write like I spoke, it would sound like this:
So then Harry was like, "What the hell? No way, that's just stupid." Hermione looked at him all funny and was like, "No, seriously mate. I'm not joking. Isn't it well strange?" Ron looked at them both weirdly, and was like, "I think you're both proper mental."
I have a pile of Vogues that are as tall as me, and I love Jarvis Cocker and Stephen Fry.
Oh, and Harry Potter, obviously.
Summary: After being hooked up with a job teaching at Hogwarts by her little sister, Muggle Chastity Fagman is the first Muggle Muggle Studies teacher Hogwarts has ever seen. But after the Headmaster slips about her strictly non-magical status, all of her students know that she can't do anything magical. What will happen in her first class?
This story contains some language not suitable for younger readers and crude humor. Maybe.
Summary: “Lord Voldemort has never had a friend, nor do I believe that he has ever wanted one.”
-Dumbledore, HBP, ch. 13
Dumbledore was rarely wrong, only once did Lord Voldemort desire a friend. It started out as only a game…
First place winner in the Color of Love Challenge.
Nominated for Best Romance Between Other Characters in the 2008 QSQs!
Summary: Post Hogwarts: Ron and Harry are sent to America for Auror training. Ron spends his last night in England with Hermione, and after returning two years later, he finds Hermione with a fifteen-month-old baby ...