I never know what to say in these.
Well... I'm 16, 5"6 and in the midst of my GCSEs. I'm from Essex in England (20 miles from London).
I think people on here would be surprised at the contradictory of my accent and the way in which I write. If I was to write like I spoke, it would sound like this:
So then Harry was like, "What the hell? No way, that's just stupid." Hermione looked at him all funny and was like, "No, seriously mate. I'm not joking. Isn't it well strange?" Ron looked at them both weirdly, and was like, "I think you're both proper mental."
I have a pile of Vogues that are as tall as me, and I love Jarvis Cocker and Stephen Fry.
Oh, and Harry Potter, obviously.
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