Penname: HagridsTheMan [Contact]
Real name: Well wouldn't you like to know?
Member Since: 01/06/08
Status: Member
I like Harry Potter. Yeah, I know, pretty obvious. But, yeah. I like other things, too, though, like Disney movies, Hagrid, good music, and mashed potatoes. I really only read humor fics, and I hope to get more of my own up here soon. :) (And I'm pretty big on the little smilies, too. ;) ) Oh, and in case you were wondering, I'm a teenage girl, if that makes any difference to you whatsoever.

Some more about me: I'm a Ravenclaw (and proud of it!) and HP personality quizzes tell me I'm either Hermione or Ginny. So, yeah. =)

My favorite characters are as follows: Sirius, Ginny, Harry, Hagrid (though of course I love them all).

Thanks to Schmerg_The_Impaler (see my favorites), whose profile I got these cute things from:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, HagridsTheMan
"Love is like oxygen.... All you need is love." --Moulin Rouge

"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway." --Mary Kay Ash

"An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent." --Dr. Seuss
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Favorite Stories

The Dark Lord's Letter by Scheherazade
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary: What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way? Write a letter and complain to the author, of course.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1304 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
02/02/08 Updated: 02/20/08

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.

WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.

RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06

Late-Night Antics by FlooCrookshanks
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: Snape chasing Fawkes, drunken parties in Gryffindor Tower, marigolds, cats, phoenix poo, floo powder, Dumbledore's false teeth, and eyeballs. Discover the bizarre events you never knew happened at Hogwarts!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8574 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
11/06/04 Updated: 02/22/05

Summary: Hermione has somehow found a secret room inside the Slytherin common room. A place where the Slytherins can, shall I say, let loose and get a little crazy...and get crazy it shall. (A/N: All characters and settings in my story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11364 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
11/16/04 Updated: 01/12/05

A Very Harry Christmas by Jase
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 203]

Summary: A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)

The first story: "The Flightmare Before Christmas". Ron gets the bright idea to try Christmas this year, and does this with the help of a magical horse that can fly.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18765 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
11/15/04 Updated: 12/01/04

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