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Real name: Rebecca Waite
Member Since: 01/05/08
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Hey all,
I'm an eighteen year old girl who is absolutely shocked and astonished that people like to read what she writes, but it's happy shock! I have been completely addicted with anything Harry Potter for eight years now and still think they are the best books around! I am a huge Harmony shipper and proud of it! Also, Snape/Lily forever!!
If you want to contact me for any reason just send me a quick little email to rebeccawaite3@gmail.com
Favorite books beside HP: Inkheart, Jane Austen, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel
Favorite HP book: Order of the Phoenix
Favorite ships: Snape/Lily, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Draco/Ginny
Favorite movies: Alice in Wonderland, Pirates of the Caribbean, Beauty and the Beast, Phantom of the Opera, Wuthering Heights
Favorite actor: I am in love with Johnny Depp. We're only 30 years apart. ;)
Favorite color: Green
Favorite fan fiction category: Humor
Favorite characters to write: the Marauders

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Arthur's Obsession by hogwartsbookworm
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary:

Arthur Weasley has an obsession. He can’t keep it off his mind. It tinges every thought in his head and consumes his dreams. He can’t concentrate on anything else. His friends, the ones who haven’t given him up as a bad job, tell him he’s crazy and he knows they’re probably right. But that’s not even the worst part. Do you know what the worst part is?

She’s completely oblivious.

…And you thought it was Muggle Studies he was obsessed with.

Chapter 6: Quidditch and Kids is up!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11353 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
07/06/10 Updated: 03/01/11


Summary: Little Teddy gets a bedtime story from his parents. It is a story that we know parts of from the Harry Potter series. It is the story of Remus and Dora, and how they fell in love.

I don't own Beauty and the Beast or Harry Potter.

Chapter 2 is here!

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5323 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
07/02/10 Updated: 07/27/10


Teaching the Dark by BittersweetLove
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 113]

Summary: Hermione usually prides herself in being able to ignore boys and study instead. But tutoring Draco Malfoy may just get in her way. The real question is, how will Ron take it?

Rated 3rd- 5th years for future chapters ( I think?)


Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 16377 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Published:
03/27/07 Updated: 02/02/10


Summary: In the dead of the night, someone steals Harry's Marauder's Map.

What happens?

Insanity, hilarity and catastrophe, of course! (This wouldn't be a humour story if it didn't, would it?)

As different people try to activate the Marauder's Map, the four infamous Marauders answer back, in their own wonderful style.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 886 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
07/17/08 Updated: 07/20/08


Trees But Not Forests by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 79]

Summary: One hot summers day, all is unusually peaceful for the Marauders, as they laze about in the Grounds. Of course, they can’t possibly stand for that sort of thing, so James decides to begin a word game with his friends that ends up with Lily being kissed, Sirius running for his life, and Dumbledore remembering his youthful days ... it could only happen to the Marauders!

Now available as AudioFiction Episode #100!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1641 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/21/07 Updated: 02/28/07


Summary: Pygmy puffs, both sides of Fred's buttocks and music. You would think that there were more important things in Harry's life.

Be amazed as Ron, Hermione and, of course, Harry attempt to write Harry's life story with a musical touch.

Warning: Involves out of tune Neville in later chapters. Disregards Deathly Hallows.

The next few chapters are now in the process of being written as I have a sudden breakthrough for a storyline. Thank you for your patience.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 4723 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
03/05/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Cliché Nation by just_the_contrary
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 328]

Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?

The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.

Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.

Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6689 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/03/06 Updated: 09/29/06


Dear Dumby by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 715]

Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!

Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18182 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/05 Updated: 09/08/06


Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3994 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/04 Updated: 05/28/06


S'mores by Crystallic Rain
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 115]

Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7592 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/31/05 Updated: 09/02/05


Summary: Featuring: Harry on his never-ending quest to brush his hair, and Voldemort's attempt to stop him. Also featuring: a certain geometry teacher, Charlie Brown, the actual sparkly hairbrush, and much, much more! Other chapters include more random events, and none of them have to do with anything even remotely important. YAY!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 8722 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/29/04 Updated: 08/28/05


Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


The Founding of Hogwarts by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 161]

Summary: During their third year at Hogwarts, Harry plays with Hermione's time turner and accidentally brings him, Hermione and Ron back to when Hogwarts was founded. The newly founded Hogwarts is even more confusing than present day Hogwarts. Includes some very intense betting and a highly competitive eating contest.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 19213 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/03/05 Updated: 04/25/05


Next Game! by Liisa
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: The Marauders and Company get their hands and some muggle board games. Hilarity ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3095 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/18/05 Updated: 01/18/05


Summary: Hermione has somehow found a secret room inside the Slytherin common room. A place where the Slytherins can, shall I say, let loose and get a little crazy...and get crazy it shall. (A/N: All characters and settings in my story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11364 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/16/04 Updated: 01/12/05


The Harry Potter Code by dink
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 68]

Summary: I've spent many hours trying to crack the code that JKR cunningly hid throughout the Harry Potter series, concentrating mostly on The Goblet of Fire and The Order of the Phoenix. After weeks of painstaking research, I feel that I'm finally able to reveal the truth of what lies between certain selected sentences from each of these books.

Certain characters' personalities have been utterly transformed by the code-breaking process. Read at your peril ...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11899 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 11/28/04


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