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Hi peoples! Its me, the most amazing flying fairy pig ever!

About me:

fave shipping (chosen by me): D/Hr
fave ice cream (eaten by me): strawberry cheesecake
fave HP book (read by me): Deathly Hallows
fave character (made by Mrs. Rowling): Luna Lovegood
fave word (chosen by me): floccinaucinihilipilification - the estimation of a thing as worthless

Why I Chose Fan Fictionism (is that a word?)
Its fun. I can make my favorite characters do anything I want. (DANCE MY PUPPETS, DANCE!!) *watches as Hermione does the moonwalk while Harry and Ron tango and Dumbeldore breakdances as Snape does some ballet moves* MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

hermione and draco romance
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A Black Tonks by Mistletoe
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: It's the biggest battle I've ever faced in my life: my blood or my love? The two can be ambiguous, but in my case, they are black and white, day and night. I had been seemingly repressed by my family for too long, so I did the one thing that allowed me a choice. I ran away.

TT/AB

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4403 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/08 Updated: 02/04/08


Rain by ravenclawslostdiadem
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Andromeda Black had always been different, and that got worse when she was sorted into Ravenclaw. Shunned from her family, she leans on a boy named Ted Tonks for support. *ONESHOT*

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1607 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/30/08 Updated: 02/02/08


P.S. I Love You by annie
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: One hundred letters, written back and forth between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy over the course of twenty-five years.

Categories: Harry/Draco Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 7926 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/17/08 Updated: 01/17/08


Sirius's Riddle by R_Ravenclaw
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: What happens when a Ravenclaw catches Sirius Black's attention? He has a riddle to solve, to find out.

All you have to do is read this story.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3184 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/03/08 Updated: 01/08/08


Ghost Stories by pandafan81
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary: A Spooky SPEW for the wonderful and amazing Beth!

James and Lily spend their first Halloween together as a couple. While James endeavors to find out what scares Lily, the couple learns more about each other.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3238 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/19/07 Updated: 12/28/07


The Flying Lesson by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 49]

Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.

Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1618 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/07 Updated: 08/30/07


Screams in the Night by Sarakime
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Her cries echo in the dark drawing room; her screams vibrate from within. He had to help her, to save her, to get her out - but how could he, when he himself was just as confined, just as lost, just as helpless?

Written for the OWL Romance Class Week 5. Not a lot of romance, but it is pretty dark.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1901 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/11/07 Updated: 08/17/07


So Good by Valentinia
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Potter and Malfoy have always been enemies. This time it starts out as just another fight. Just another attack. But something is different this time, and Malfoy doesn't know what, but somehow, even though it's wrong, it feels so good.

A pretty dark take on this pairing, sort of a "What if?" moment from anywhere after HBP.

Categories: Harry/Draco Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Slash

Word count: 2457 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/25/07 Updated: 07/14/07


A Death Eater Handbook by Scheherazade
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 133]

Summary: Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....



Rated 6th-7th years for mild language and slight innuendo.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1670 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/14/07 Updated: 05/29/07


Summary:

He was Muggle-born, a Hufflepuff, and a slob. Andromeda Black could not understand why a boy with messy hair and untidy ways was so popular until she realised no one enjoyed life like Ted Tonks. It wasn't a secret that he liked her...and she didn't like his girlfriend.



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1988 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/03/07 Updated: 04/03/07


Trees But Not Forests by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 79]

Summary: One hot summers day, all is unusually peaceful for the Marauders, as they laze about in the Grounds. Of course, they can’t possibly stand for that sort of thing, so James decides to begin a word game with his friends that ends up with Lily being kissed, Sirius running for his life, and Dumbledore remembering his youthful days ... it could only happen to the Marauders!

Now available as AudioFiction Episode #100!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1641 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/21/07 Updated: 02/28/07


Sit Down Potter by Starmom
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 45]

Summary: We love writing stories about our favorite characters in our favorite universe. But what do those characters DO when we're taking a break, suffering from writer's block or abandon a story? A 'behind the scenes' look with a lot of cliches.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 4404 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/06 Updated: 12/05/06


The Unseemly Proposal by sparx
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5422]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 154682 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
Published:
01/17/05 Updated: 05/22/06


What's Left of Me by annie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 60]

Summary: After a year in Azkaban, the day of Draco Malfoy's execution has finally arrived. As he makes the long journey from his prison cell to the execution room, he reflects upon what was and what could have been.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3828 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/04/06 Updated: 02/14/06


Kissing Harry by Kerichi
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 56]

Summary:


A kiss is not just a kiss. After a disastrous Valentine's date with Cho, Harry finds himself alone with Luna and discovers what a kiss should be. Humour and Romance in a story that started with canon and went What If?

 



Categories: Harry/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1912 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/05 Updated: 11/28/05


Where Do We Go From Here? by ColorOfAngels
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 67]

Summary: This is a one shot that has been floating around my mind since before the release of HBP so it is slightly AU but that doesnt affect anything......... Hermione is having a bad day...when Ron takes notice can he do anything to help?

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2822 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/21/05 Updated: 09/21/05


Summary:

It was a game of silence and a challenge to get the other to speak.




Runner-Up in the He Had It Coming Awards for Best One-Shot


Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3910 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/23/05 Updated: 06/23/05


Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05


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