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Member Since: 11/07/04
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nothing much to me. i mostly just smoke and drink and dream. and work. i work a lot. yeah.

also, i'm secretly in love with the writer who goes by the penname "The Savant." shhhhhh!

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Magorian by The Savant
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 131]

Summary: Lowbrow. High-concept. Medium rare. Magorian's back, and he's here to stay! A/N: All right, who stole all my exclamation points!?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 54434 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
11/13/04 Updated: 03/06/06

Highly Improbable by Vocalion
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 478]

Summary: COMPLETE. A woman visits Hogwarts expressly to meet Severus Snape. Her eccentric aunt led her to believe that he was the kindest, handsomest man to ever grace the earth. What will she do when she discovers the awful truth - let a few minor imperfections stand in the way of romance? Highly Improbable has been recognized by the Multifaceted Awards as Winner in the Laughter Category and Runner-Up in the Identity Category (Best Original Character), and also by MNFF's first annual Quicksilver Quills Awards. Thanks, MuggleNet!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 144561 Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes
11/14/04 Updated: 10/14/05

Summary: Hermione has lost the most important people in her life because of the war. She makes a wish and a certain Potions master is the only one who can grant it. This fic is about a student/teacher relationship. If this bothers you, don't read.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5831 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
11/06/04 Updated: 12/10/04

Summary: On the eve of his Dementor's Kiss, Patrick Essex wrote a letter to his captor: “Your wife will bear you a child – a girl with hair the color of butter, skin the color of milk. A girl whose veins pulse with an unbridled passion. I will leave this place, and I will slaughter her. She will die a death so gruesome that Satan himself will pity her, Gabriel Lee. Of this, you may be certain.” But I refuse to die.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 89805 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
11/06/04 Updated: 11/29/04

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