wotcher im megan or lola witchever you prefer GET IT? WITCHever wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *wipes tear from eye*
well now that ive introdued myself:
now abit more about the one they call lola:
i have a dream to be an actress(broadway here i come)
i just turned 13 i am now one of those wonderfull , EEEEVVVILLLLL TEENAGERS MMMWWWAAAAAHHHHHAAAAA AAA TEE HEE*ahem hem*
i love poetry
(William Sakespear invented the word weird)(hey weird thats me!!!)
i am a total fashonista(go project runway)
and i day in day out try(with help from Jesus) to please the Lord in all i do
my fave stuff
Fosters home for imaginary friends
Dancing with the stars
i love Lucy
confessions of a teenage drama queen
harry potter (all of em)
pirates of the carabbean(all of them)
pride and predudice(keira knightly)
sabrina(audry hepburn rocks)
funny face(i'll say once more audry hepburn ROCKS)
raise your voice(*lola cries* in a good way)
legaly blonde 1 & 2 (love it)
the sound of music(lalalalalalalalalaLA sry i had to)
hilary duff(ive got all her CDs)
JONAS BROTHERS(so crazy cute)(do you agree?)
aly and aj(one word awesome)
the beatles(the forefathers of all rock *grins*)
superchick(an awesome christian rock band)
YAY now onto harry potter characters woopee
1.Ron you gotta love ron i mean sweet and cute??? theres a combo ya usally dont get
2.luna she's kinda my alter ego its freaky
3.ginny she has my personality only on me its majorly Exaggerated like majorly
4. hermione we have the same hair exept i have uncovered how to keep it somewhat under control i mean c'mon hermione youre a witch just magicly straten your hair GOSH
5.fred and george in my eyes theyre a 2 4 1 pakage so when fred died i did too
6.james and lilly i think they should get some credit i mean hello if they didnt exist the onderfull world we know as harry potter wouldnt exist either (doi)
7.belatrix everybody has evil somewhere in there and i think my evil is just like bella *evil grin*
8.narcissa the narcissus is my birth flower and i really like narcissus she was so sweet in th 7th book cause she didnt care about hwo braty Draco was she loved him for him awwwww
9.neville hes so sweet i mean poor thing all clumsy for 6 books and then all of a sudden hes mr. brave and hes like the new leader of the DA its awesome
10.prof. m. mcgonagall she is like an old witch version of wonder woman she is incredible oh
okay my least fav hp characters *heh heh*
1. UMBRIDGE HATE HATE HATE HATE AAAHHHHH
okay i could go on and on and on and on and on about her but i wont so ill simply say why did she have to be there THAT TERIBLE EXUSE FOR A WOMAN IS AN ABOMANATION TO ALL OF man/creature KIND EEEWWWWWWWW *ahem thats all*
2. voldy who likes this guy anywho other than bellatrix i mean C'MON
3. peter petigrew EEEEWWW UUGGHHH AND YUCK okay if ths dude would have found some GUTS and stood up to tom then harrys parents would more likley than not be alive and harry wouldnt have had to go through all this crap (sry Cal) by hisself and i know he really didnt go trough it by hisself but if lilly and James were alive then he'd have a family *pant* *pant* okay im okay
4.fenrir greyback i cringe every time he comes in folks im afraid of him!!!!!!!!!!! *aahh*
5. im really sry but snape i know hes actually good but hes so ccrrreeeeppppyyyyy uuuggghhh
my fave color is pink(doi) some people will go as far as to say i actually am pink *hahahahaha*
my fave poem is "curly locks" by James Whitcomb Riley
alright now that weve covered the sweet stuff lets go to the nasties
my pet peeves (ha look peeves you know the poltergiest)
little brothers NO THEYRE NOT CUTE
people who boycott poodles becuse theyre "sissy dogs"
i hate it when women wear their shirts tucked into their pants now if you wear shirts tucked into a high wasted skirt thats okay but otherwise EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate it when people dont read/watch HP because of the magic or because its evil or "not christian" I MEAN C'MON YOUR MISSIN OUT BIG TIME AAAHHHH *hem* im okay
okay ive got one story im working on and three other ideas
and i want to say love you to my best friends charlyne,ally,Cal(who is also on this site) ,rosa and patrick YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME *kisses*and one more thing "NEVER TICKLE A SLEEPING DRAGON" *wink*
alright after reading my bio you are thinking one of the following:
(a) shes nuts
(b)what a weirdo
(c)OMGOSH i love gilmore girls too
(d)OMGOSH i love project runway too
(f)errrrrm uhhhh oohh hmmm errm oh gosh wow
(g)I LOVE HER!!!!!!
(h)i cant wait to read her fan fics
(i) OMGOSH i love the jonas brothers
if you are thinking(a)you are sadly mistaken im alergic to nuts
if you are thinking (b) i enjoy being weird
if you are thinking (c) yay you are cool
if you are thinking (d) yay you are cool
if you are thinking (e) yay me i made you smile
if you are thinking (f) is ok i scare lots of people
if you are thinking (g) yay you like me!!!!!
if you are thinking (h) coolio they'll be up soon
if you are thinking (i) dude i like you
I AM SO GLAD YOU TOOK TIME OUT OF YOUR LIVES TO READ MY BIO *hugs*
okey dokey here is some stuff that is like copy and paste stuff the first one is writen by moi *grin*
Nobody is normal
Because everyone is different
So unless being different is normal nobody is or will ever really be normal
If you believe this fully copy it onto your profile
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
anybody who is ove 12 and love vedgie tales copy this into your profile *grins*
Which HP Kid Are You?
Please do not delete
3rd-5th Years • 661 Reviews
My take on the first of those 'nineteen years' between the 36th chapter of DH and the epilogue.
Warnings: contains an unusually-shaped ring, a nosy neighbour, a rude shop assistant, shaving mishaps, thoughtful gestures, threatening goblins, and, unexplained appearances of Romantic!Ron and Romantic!Harry. You have been warned.
Rating is for *mild* innuendo and *mostly* innocent interactions but I wouldn't let my 9 year old read it.
Professors • 426 Reviews
Voldemort's rising reign of terror, NEWTs, death attempts, a Headship, a tangled affair with James Potter, hilarity, grief, love, secrecy, maddness... it's almost hard to believe that I've survived to graduate. I am Lily Evans, and this is my 7th year.
3rd-5th Years • 523 Reviews
What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?
3rd-5th Years • 185 Reviews
Lily has planned this meeting from the day she and James began dating. First, there would be the greetings between James and her parents. Then, dinner would come. This would be closely followed by a time to just chat and have her parents and boyfriend become acquainted with each other. Everything would be perfect. But this all changes after her sister’s insufferable boyfriend shows up, “Black” magic goes haywire, and her parents don’t return from ‘their honeymoon all over again’ until the next day. Couples battle it out, and it seems no one will make it out in one piece after three arm wrestling matches, a bounding black dog, and an angry exchange. This meeting is certainly not going as planned...Chapter 7 Updated!!
6th-7th Years • 375 Reviews
Harry and Ginny are happily married with a baby on the way. When they manipulate Ron and Hermione into both meeting them for lunch, the last thing anyone expected was for Harry and Ginny to be kidnapped.
Suddenly Ron and Hermione are left with nothing more than a note and the realization it’s up to them to follow the clues and rescue the couple they both love and adore. If only the clues weren't nonsense. If only they knew who could possibly have taken Harry and Ginny. If only they didn’t hate each other. If only they hadn’t once loved each other.
Life just got a whole lot more complicated for Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.*Completed*"Harry was right: there was no such thing as understanding girls, no matter how old a bloke got."
3rd-5th Years • 30 Reviews
Summary: “I’m willing to die for this war but I’m not willing to sacrifice my life for it! And maybe you don’t understand, but it’s not the same thing, James; it’s not the same thing!”
In the middle of the first war against Voldemort, James and Lily Potter's world is crumbling in around them. Will their marriage crumble as well? *one-shot*
3rd-5th Years • 168 Reviews
So, it’s James and Lily’s last year at Hogwarts.
All the year ahead of them full of spells, arguments, Quidditch, arguments, detention, arguments...But, this time, something is different. James Potter is more determined than ever to win Lily Evans’s heart and she seems to be considering.
Maybe, just maybe, a year of rule-breaking, rule-following and fighting for their lives will liven up the romance at Hogwarts...
A story that’s centred on the (inevitable!) romance of Lily and James but also one that goes into the darker sides of that last seventh year. Prepare yourselves for a little R.A.B. , a few Horcuxes, a dash of lovesick Severus and more than a few brilliant moments between the fights, the laughs, the fluff and the danger!
Warnings for extra funny Sirius and Remus moments (that include a love-potion gone wrong and marriage proposals due to drink) , alarming giggling spells from a character who bears more than a resemblance to our own Loony Lovegood, Quidditch talk from a fun Alice Vance, evil Bellatrix and Narcissa, and Lily and James in the middle of it, falling in love without knowing...
AU warning (not for some horrifying reason as you may assume – like Lily dying or Remus turning into a chicken – but because two of the characters – namely Lucius and Bella – are in Lily and James’ seventh year as well when we know from canon that they're older! Just a minor difference but then I really needed some nastiness in the story!)
xxx leighpotter ;)
3rd-5th Years • 49 Reviews
Hermione decides that she's done with Ron and his constant want to pick fights with her. Not thinking that things could get any worse, Ron tells her how he really feels. Cute little One Shot form Ron's POV. Definitely a little fluffy.
Her eyes widened and she opened her mouth to say something. When nothing came out, I removed my hand from her chin, and I felt my face flushing scarlet again.
How could I have been so stupid?
“I understand,” I heard myself saying, but deep down I knew I never would.
6th-7th Years • 440 Reviews
DH SPOILERS! Harry is so consumed with his career as an Auror that he loses touch with Ginny and their children until a letter arrives to help him remember what really matters. But is something sinister waiting out there to take it all away? An escape from Azkaban, the first in twenty years, stirs up Harry's worst fears from the past as those he loves are threatened.
Romance, mystery, and drama combine to make this a story you won't soon forget! Set one year before DH epilogue. Completely canon compliant. All reviews receive responses.
THE EPILOGUE IS UP! I don't know whether to laugh or cry as this story comes to an end, and Harry finally figures out where it's really at. (Thanks again to the amazing mods for your rapid-fire response!)
3rd-5th Years • 49 Reviews
One of Harry's biggest dreams is coming true. A Post DH one shot.
6th-7th Years • 406 Reviews
James Potter is running out of time to win the heart of Lily Evans. In a last attempt to make her his, he formulates a secret plan.
Will the whole thing blow up in his face? . . . Or will Lily have some secrets of her own?
Warnings: Excessive amounts of romance, jealousy, and PMS.
I'm a'comin with the newest chapter!!
1st-2nd Years • 334 Reviews
WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.
Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!
Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.
DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.
Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!
Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...
1st-2nd Years • 50 Reviews
Fred and George persuade a very young Ron to make an Unbreakable Vow with them.
1st-2nd Years • 150 Reviews
Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
3rd-5th Years • 1701 Reviews
James Potter: Marauder. Lily Evans: Prefect. They're both seventh years at Hogwarts. They're also about to have a pretty interesting year--complete with a few detentions, pranks, confusion, and laughter--in which they get through school, make some trouble and maybe, just maybe, sort out their feelings for each other.
Thanks to all you who have made it possible for this story to be in the Top Tens
. It was a very happy moment when I first saw my story on the list, and I love being able to go back and see it there now. Still. Yay!
Throughout the latter half of 2010, and the first half of 2011, I re-edited this story. The changes were mostly to fix stray (and annoying) grammar and spelling errors, but also to rework some plot points in an effort to stay truer to canon. I also updated the style; having written this story so long ago, my writing has definitely developed (and I would say gotten better), so I edited to reflect that. (I apologize for the errors that were in the story before all this editing. I found them immensely distressing when I reread my chapters. Heartbreaking, really.)
Big “thank yous” go to the three people who helped edit/nitpick the first edition of this novel: violagirl
And yes, this story is up on Fanficition.net under the penname: Io.Sono.Emilia.
Of course, as a disclaimer, I’m not JK Rowling. The Potterverse does not belong to me, but I am in it and love it.
1st-2nd Years • 122 Reviews
Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
3rd-5th Years • 62 Reviews
Summary: It started as a rant: I was tired of the re-occurance of cliches in fan-fictions. But then realization dawned on me: Was it possible to write a story entirely in figures of speech?
Combine a new author, a book of cliches, and hours to kill. The result is comical blend of Easter Bunnies, out-of-character moments, and sixty-seven cliches.
1st-2nd Years • 84 Reviews
Well... it's high time that I did something so completely insane that the wizards in white robes dragged me off to the closed ward in St. Mungo's.
So, I spoofed the entire album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles, to be performed by your favourite Dark Lord and choice Death Eaters in the style of a rock opera. Eat your lonely hearts out!
I don't recommend this fic to those who are not at all familiar with the Beatles.
3rd-5th Years • 609 Reviews
What caused Lily to loathe James and James to loathe Lily? How did they come to fall in love? What bumps and bruises did they acquire along the way? From hexing to comforting, this is the way it all started. Endure dangers and hardships, perplexity and mind games, and matters of the heart.
Professors • 101 Reviews
In Lily Evans’ seventh and final year at Hogwarts, she is made Head Girl. While this seems like a dream come true, the fates have dealt her a bittersweet hand. Lily quickly finds that she has met her match in the form of the mysterious Head Boy: James Potter. As he tries harder than ever before to befriend her, she pushes him away with equal ferocity, determined not to fall for everything that she has declared to hate so passionately.