Penname: clumsywerewolf2438 [Contact]
Real name: Call me Remora
Member Since: 11/29/07
Website: http://clumsywerewolf.proboards42.com
Beta-reader: Yes
Status: Member
Bio:
No, I'm not a parasitic fish, I'm a hyper, klutzy, random sophomore girl. Anyway, I'm really random and know all the words to "Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (love that movie), as well as most Les Miserables songs, by heart! I also want to be either a web designer or a writer of some sort when I grow up, but working with dolphins would be fun, too! I can solve a Rubik's Cube in 53 seconds and I LOVE chess. I also love my school's chess team captain. So is it any wonder that I love chess? Well, I didn't know he was the captain at first, so it's more like an added perk...

I am a proud Slytherin on the Forums. I banner and beta.

Favorite characters: Remus, Tonks, Luna and Sirius

OTP: Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna, Tom/Minerva (Schmergo's drabble convinced me of this), Dumbledore/McGonagall and Sirius/Luna

Favorite creatures: thestrals and basilisk

Favorite writers: J.K. Rowling (of course), Victor Hugo and Dave Barry, all of whom I wish I could have just a shred of their talent!

I also write original fiction at The Red Chair. I'm Remora_The_Random. And feel free to add me on Live Journal, if you want. Just let me know how I know you so I don't go into cardiac arrest.

I may strike you as insane, but that's fine. I am, after all, the girl who named her rubber chicken "Gaylord Fontaine II," named the basilisk in COS Joe and gets up on her chair at lunch and sings random Monty Python and/or Les Miserables songs, as well as shouting things like "I'm on tv!" "You're my grandpa?" and "I'm magic!" in the middle of school, though none are strictly true. Yup. That's "Remora in a nutshell." Emphasis on "nut."

In closing, I would like to leave you with these words of wisdom: the coconut doesn't have a zipper.

Remora the Random

If you want me to beta for you, you can either PM me on the Forums, post in my beta thread, or click the contact button here to email me.

Contact form. You must fill out all information to contact me.
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest? (AKA: Why are you contacting me?)
3. What is the capital of Assyria?
4. Why is "nyroca" so fun to say?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. Are you allergic to peanuts?
7. Describe, in no less than twenty words, James Norrington's awesomeness.
8. Am I the craziest person you've ever, sort of, met?
9. Do you ever feel the urge to scream "Kamakazi!"?
10. Well, that's it. Any questions?

Random stuff!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that darn Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, clumsywerewolf2438

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a feminist and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. GIRLS RULE!

If you hate Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

James Norrington has got to be one of the coolest characters from PotC! If you think James Norrington is a STUDMUFFIN, put this in your profile.

If you've ever galloped through the streets/hallways banging two empry halves of a coconut together, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's fun, trust me) (Just ask Katie/Voldamortisevil19)




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Obstruction of Justice by BeautifulDreamer07
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Hermione and her two best friends, Harry and Ron, are on a trip with their sixth year Herbology class to Bodmin Moor. While searching for magical plants, Hermione stumbles on a door in the ground that leads her and the boys to the crumbling mansion of the time-travel obsessed wizard, William Rashleigh. After her encounter with Rashleigh, Hermione finds herself trapped in a time where magic is feared, witches are hunted, and the punishment for being able to do magic is death. Can Hermione survive The Salem Witch Trials?







A/N: This story is not for the faint at heart. The descriptions of death in the fic will be somewhat graphic and not suitable for young and impressionable readers.







I am BeautifulDreamer07 of Gryffindor House rising up to the answer the prompt. A Shift In Time, in the Spring Challenge.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 10616 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/19/07 Updated: 05/16/07


A Fainting Fancy by Kayonaise
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: A year and a half after the end of the war, everything is going well for Tonks; she’s newly married and has recently been promoted. But is all the hard work beginning to take its toll? Mindless fluff. RL/NT.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1726 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/29/07 Updated: 05/06/07


Nymphadora Tonks Loves Her Mother by Seren
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Her mother gave her her name? The madwoman? The one that, she now hears, cursed at her sister and disowned her? Seven cycles in the life of Nymphadora Tonks.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2338 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/28/07 Updated: 03/28/07


Easier Said Than Done by SpikyBlackQuill
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 61]

Summary:

It started as a rant: I was tired of the re-occurance of cliches in fan-fictions. But then realization dawned on me: Was it possible to write a story entirely in figures of speech?





Combine a new author, a book of cliches, and hours to kill. The result is comical blend of Easter Bunnies, out-of-character moments, and sixty-seven cliches.





One-shot


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 965 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/22/07 Updated: 03/23/07


One White Pawn by Ravensgryff
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary: Past Featured StoryRon Weasley has started having some very odd dreams. What do they mean? More importantly, can they help the trio to finally defeat Lord Voldemort? A Ron-centric fic written for HP Quills for a Cause.





Dedicated to my husband who always helps me see the big picture.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 9593 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/07 Updated: 03/11/07


We Can't by RupertsPheonix
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: During a late night Order discussion between the two, Tonks and Remus get sidetracked, but Remus pulls things to a stop when he thinks of the possible consequences. Will an argument arise? And if one does, what will come of it?

Missing-Moment Scene.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 899 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/07 Updated: 02/08/07


Spell Checker by MollyCoddles
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: After the war, Snape is on sabbatical and Remus is filling in for DADA. Wading through scrolls of assignments, he begins to suspect one particular essay is wifely mischief managed.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3161 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/09/07 Updated: 01/09/07


Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.

EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1224 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Fire and Ice by he he helupin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Remus Lupin sits by a fire and ponders over his life, wife, and child.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1053 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/20/06 Updated: 11/23/06


No More Excuses by A House Elf
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: "Molly, she'll get over it. After a long time, the pain will leave and she'll be left with-"

"Nothing. Can't you see? She's given it all to you."

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2219 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/09/06 Updated: 09/20/06


Truth by Mistletoe
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: He looked down at this feet and let out a faint laugh. “You know Tonks, you’ve got a lot in you. I’ll see you around.” And with a smile and a wink of the eye, Remus Lupin vanished.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6723 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
11/27/05 Updated: 06/21/06


Summary: The war is over, and newlyweds Remus and Nymphadora Tonks have decided to take a well deserved holiday. Too bad for Severus Snape that he just happens to be heading in the same direction. Warning: A bit of sexual innuendo and some references to gambling. Posted prior to DH.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3306 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/08/06 Updated: 06/10/06


Missing Scenes by MoonysMistress
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 145]

Summary: In every story, there are missing scenes: smaller stories that don't make it into the main plot, but that subconsciously happen all the same. Harry Potter is no different — behind the scenes were the makings of a love that surprised us all.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 29424 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/13/05 Updated: 06/08/06


Waiting for Her by wulf
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 28]

Summary: Remus worries why his wife comes home late so often.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1293 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/23/06 Updated: 05/31/06


Wolf's Bane by Cherry and Phoenix Feather
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 145]

Summary: All his life, Remus has known one thing: Love is not his friend. Love is the enemy for someone like him, which is why he denies it to himself. However, that denial could prove fatal as he and the woman he loves are sent on a mission that risks everything.

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A/N: Rated 6th-7th years for later chapters (violence, mostly, but concepts that kids can't comprehend, like noble sacrifice and possibly some sexual content).

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 20244 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/24/05 Updated: 04/26/06


Gambit by harmony_bites
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices and options. HBP Spoilers.


Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1437 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/06 Updated: 04/16/06


Summary: Tom believes he can seductively coax secrets from Dumbledore's most trusted student...

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 989 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/13/06 Updated: 02/13/06


The Art of the Quill by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 118]

Summary: *One shot* It is Lily and James's fifth year, and they have to endure many extremely dull classes. To pass the time, they swap notes. This is a collection of most of those notes ... and the madness that inevitably ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2218 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/06 Updated: 01/04/06


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