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Obstruction of Justice by BeautifulDreamer07
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Hermione and her two best friends, Harry and Ron, are on a trip with their sixth year Herbology class to Bodmin Moor. While searching for magical plants, Hermione stumbles on a door in the ground that leads her and the boys to the crumbling mansion of the time-travel obsessed wizard, William Rashleigh. After her encounter with Rashleigh, Hermione finds herself trapped in a time where magic is feared, witches are hunted, and the punishment for being able to do magic is death. Can Hermione survive The Salem Witch Trials?







A/N: This story is not for the faint at heart. The descriptions of death in the fic will be somewhat graphic and not suitable for young and impressionable readers.







I am BeautifulDreamer07 of Gryffindor House rising up to the answer the prompt. A Shift In Time, in the Spring Challenge.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 10616 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/19/07 Updated: 05/16/07


A Fainting Fancy by Kayonaise
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: A year and a half after the end of the war, everything is going well for Tonks; she’s newly married and has recently been promoted. But is all the hard work beginning to take its toll? Mindless fluff. RL/NT.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1726 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/29/07 Updated: 05/06/07


Nymphadora Tonks Loves Her Mother by Seren
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Her mother gave her her name? The madwoman? The one that, she now hears, cursed at her sister and disowned her? Seven cycles in the life of Nymphadora Tonks.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2338 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/28/07 Updated: 03/28/07


Easier Said Than Done by SpikyBlackQuill
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 61]

Summary:

It started as a rant: I was tired of the re-occurance of cliches in fan-fictions. But then realization dawned on me: Was it possible to write a story entirely in figures of speech?





Combine a new author, a book of cliches, and hours to kill. The result is comical blend of Easter Bunnies, out-of-character moments, and sixty-seven cliches.





One-shot


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 965 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/22/07 Updated: 03/23/07


One White Pawn by Ravensgryff
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary: Past Featured StoryRon Weasley has started having some very odd dreams. What do they mean? More importantly, can they help the trio to finally defeat Lord Voldemort? A Ron-centric fic written for HP Quills for a Cause.





Dedicated to my husband who always helps me see the big picture.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 9593 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/07 Updated: 03/11/07


We Can't by RupertsPheonix
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: During a late night Order discussion between the two, Tonks and Remus get sidetracked, but Remus pulls things to a stop when he thinks of the possible consequences. Will an argument arise? And if one does, what will come of it?

Missing-Moment Scene.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 899 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/07 Updated: 02/08/07


Spell Checker by MollyCoddles
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: After the war, Snape is on sabbatical and Remus is filling in for DADA. Wading through scrolls of assignments, he begins to suspect one particular essay is wifely mischief managed.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3161 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/09/07 Updated: 01/09/07


Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.

EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1224 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Fire and Ice by he he helupin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Remus Lupin sits by a fire and ponders over his life, wife, and child.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1053 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/20/06 Updated: 11/23/06


No More Excuses by A House Elf
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: "Molly, she'll get over it. After a long time, the pain will leave and she'll be left with-"

"Nothing. Can't you see? She's given it all to you."

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2219 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/09/06 Updated: 09/20/06


Truth by Mistletoe
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: He looked down at this feet and let out a faint laugh. “You know Tonks, you’ve got a lot in you. I’ll see you around.” And with a smile and a wink of the eye, Remus Lupin vanished.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6723 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
11/27/05 Updated: 06/21/06


Summary: The war is over, and newlyweds Remus and Nymphadora Tonks have decided to take a well deserved holiday. Too bad for Severus Snape that he just happens to be heading in the same direction. Warning: A bit of sexual innuendo and some references to gambling. Posted prior to DH.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3306 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/08/06 Updated: 06/10/06


Missing Scenes by MoonysMistress
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 145]

Summary: In every story, there are missing scenes: smaller stories that don't make it into the main plot, but that subconsciously happen all the same. Harry Potter is no different — behind the scenes were the makings of a love that surprised us all.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 29424 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/13/05 Updated: 06/08/06


Waiting for Her by wulf
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 28]

Summary: Remus worries why his wife comes home late so often.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1293 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/23/06 Updated: 05/31/06


Wolf's Bane by Cherry and Phoenix Feather
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 145]

Summary: All his life, Remus has known one thing: Love is not his friend. Love is the enemy for someone like him, which is why he denies it to himself. However, that denial could prove fatal as he and the woman he loves are sent on a mission that risks everything.

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A/N: Rated 6th-7th years for later chapters (violence, mostly, but concepts that kids can't comprehend, like noble sacrifice and possibly some sexual content).

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 20244 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/24/05 Updated: 04/26/06


Gambit by harmony_bites
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices and options. HBP Spoilers.


Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1437 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/06 Updated: 04/16/06


Summary: Tom believes he can seductively coax secrets from Dumbledore's most trusted student...

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 989 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/13/06 Updated: 02/13/06


The Art of the Quill by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 118]

Summary: *One shot* It is Lily and James's fifth year, and they have to endure many extremely dull classes. To pass the time, they swap notes. This is a collection of most of those notes ... and the madness that inevitably ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2218 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/06 Updated: 01/04/06


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