Penname: clumsywerewolf2438 [Contact]
Real name: Call me Remora
Member Since: 11/29/07
Website: http://clumsywerewolf.proboards42.com
Beta-reader: Yes
Status: Member
Bio:
No, I'm not a parasitic fish, I'm a hyper, klutzy, random sophomore girl. Anyway, I'm really random and know all the words to "Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (love that movie), as well as most Les Miserables songs, by heart! I also want to be either a web designer or a writer of some sort when I grow up, but working with dolphins would be fun, too! I can solve a Rubik's Cube in 53 seconds and I LOVE chess. I also love my school's chess team captain. So is it any wonder that I love chess? Well, I didn't know he was the captain at first, so it's more like an added perk...

I am a proud Slytherin on the Forums. I banner and beta.

Favorite characters: Remus, Tonks, Luna and Sirius

OTP: Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna, Tom/Minerva (Schmergo's drabble convinced me of this), Dumbledore/McGonagall and Sirius/Luna

Favorite creatures: thestrals and basilisk

Favorite writers: J.K. Rowling (of course), Victor Hugo and Dave Barry, all of whom I wish I could have just a shred of their talent!

I also write original fiction at The Red Chair. I'm Remora_The_Random. And feel free to add me on Live Journal, if you want. Just let me know how I know you so I don't go into cardiac arrest.

I may strike you as insane, but that's fine. I am, after all, the girl who named her rubber chicken "Gaylord Fontaine II," named the basilisk in COS Joe and gets up on her chair at lunch and sings random Monty Python and/or Les Miserables songs, as well as shouting things like "I'm on tv!" "You're my grandpa?" and "I'm magic!" in the middle of school, though none are strictly true. Yup. That's "Remora in a nutshell." Emphasis on "nut."

In closing, I would like to leave you with these words of wisdom: the coconut doesn't have a zipper.

Remora the Random

If you want me to beta for you, you can either PM me on the Forums, post in my beta thread, or click the contact button here to email me.

Contact form. You must fill out all information to contact me.
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest? (AKA: Why are you contacting me?)
3. What is the capital of Assyria?
4. Why is "nyroca" so fun to say?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. Are you allergic to peanuts?
7. Describe, in no less than twenty words, James Norrington's awesomeness.
8. Am I the craziest person you've ever, sort of, met?
9. Do you ever feel the urge to scream "Kamakazi!"?
10. Well, that's it. Any questions?

Random stuff!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that darn Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, clumsywerewolf2438

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You havenít played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a feminist and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. GIRLS RULE!

If you hate Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

James Norrington has got to be one of the coolest characters from PotC! If you think James Norrington is a STUDMUFFIN, put this in your profile.

If you've ever galloped through the streets/hallways banging two empry halves of a coconut together, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's fun, trust me) (Just ask Katie/Voldamortisevil19)




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Even Now in Death by Colores
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Remus Lupin finds himself on the next great adventure. Where will it take him? Will anything be the same?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1781 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/07/07 Updated: 10/08/07


Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.


Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!


Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.


DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.


Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!

Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...


Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 45143 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/18/07 Updated: 10/03/07


Fighting for a Better World by Love_Lupin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: one-shot attempting to answer the question:

What happened in Remus and Tonks final moments?

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1022 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/15/07 Updated: 09/20/07


A Werewolf's Plight by whomovedmyquil
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary: Missing moment from DH: When Harry rejects Remus's offer to help him, Ron and Hermione hunt down Horcruxes, Remus leaves in a rage. He intends to leave Tonks and the child, convinced he'll be sparing her the shame as well of the danger of living with a werewolf. But after another argument with Tonks and a discussion with Ted and Andromeda, he may be changing his tune.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4142 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/09/07 Updated: 09/12/07


Fathers by NikaDawson
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Teddy Lupin's sudden anger at his father causes Harry to reflect on his own unresolved issues with his father James, and about his children and godson. DH Spoilers


Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3471 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/09/07 Updated: 09/10/07


A Cord of Three Strands by Subversa
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Remus knows it was foolish to offer to go with Harry, Ron, and Hermione on their quest. He realises his place is with his wife and their unborn child. The problem is, how will he get past Ted and Andromeda Tonks to plead his case with their daughter?






Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1631 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/03/07 Updated: 09/03/07


The Flying Lesson by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 49]

Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.

Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1618 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/07 Updated: 08/30/07


My Father by Wuff
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 28]

Summary: It's Christmas and Teddy feels lonely. Maybe his godfather can help?

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4096 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/12/07 Updated: 08/19/07


Love Will Never Die by I_LUV_MOONY
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS



Many were heartbroken when they saw Remus and Tonks dead. But how did they die?

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 1312 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/08/07 Updated: 08/15/07


Baby Mine by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 40]

Summary:

Precious to me, cute as can be.... Tonks was supposed to be with Teddy at her mother's. Why couldn't she stand waiting? What caused her to look 'anguished'? Not a deathfic, just a possible explanation of why Tonks 'sped off' to find Remus.





Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1566 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/10/07 Updated: 08/10/07


Falling into Darkness by Chaser921
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Warning: DH spoilers in this story. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE BOOK!!!

A missing moment during the Battle of Hogwarts that follows Nymphadora Tonks.



This was written for Prof. Snape's Talon's DADA first-year class.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 2183 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/01/07 Updated: 08/09/07


It's All in Your Head by Celtic_Jewel
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: Hermione stood, watching the sea dance up and down the beach. As she watched, tears trickled and dropped, one by one, down to the ground.





The Mental Disorders are only slightly suggested at the end.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders

Word count: 1847 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/27/07 Updated: 08/09/07


Minding the Baby by Rhetor
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 45]

Summary: Andromeda is left alone with Teddy, or so she thinks.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3437 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/03/07 Updated: 08/05/07


Summary: This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.

This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?

Deathly Hallows spoilers.

Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 307 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/02/07 Updated: 08/03/07


Summary: We all know Loony Luna Lovegood, the crazy girl in Ginny's year who believes in Nargles and Crumple-Horned Snorkacks simply because there's nothing proving she shouldn't, but in this fic you will meet the loony strong, determined woman who ends up leading an army (despite the fact that the prompts never mention anything like that).

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2435 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/26/07 Updated: 07/26/07


Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1504 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07


Love's Boundaries by tc015
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: 1st One-Shot for ElectronicQuillster's Summer 2007 Romance NEWT class by tc015 of Gryffindor House.

A mother's approval means a lot; Nymphadora Tonks just wished she had her mothers.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2210 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/16/07 Updated: 06/18/07


Remus' Thoughts by Hermione Lurves Ron
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: Remus thinking about Tonks. R/T

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 140 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/13/07 Updated: 06/14/07


To Be One's Self by travelgirl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Remus asks Tonks a very personal question. Will she answer? Set in OOTP.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1108 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/05/07 Updated: 06/13/07


Tonks' Thoughts by Hermione Lurves Ron
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Tonks is thinking about Remus. Very mushy. R/T
Read and review please!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 124 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/13/07 Updated: 06/13/07


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