Penname: clumsywerewolf2438 [Contact]
Real name: Call me Remora
Member Since: 11/29/07
Website: http://clumsywerewolf.proboards42.com
Beta-reader: Yes
Status: Member
Bio:
No, I'm not a parasitic fish, I'm a hyper, klutzy, random sophomore girl. Anyway, I'm really random and know all the words to "Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (love that movie), as well as most Les Miserables songs, by heart! I also want to be either a web designer or a writer of some sort when I grow up, but working with dolphins would be fun, too! I can solve a Rubik's Cube in 53 seconds and I LOVE chess. I also love my school's chess team captain. So is it any wonder that I love chess? Well, I didn't know he was the captain at first, so it's more like an added perk...

I am a proud Slytherin on the Forums. I banner and beta.

Favorite characters: Remus, Tonks, Luna and Sirius

OTP: Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna, Tom/Minerva (Schmergo's drabble convinced me of this), Dumbledore/McGonagall and Sirius/Luna

Favorite creatures: thestrals and basilisk

Favorite writers: J.K. Rowling (of course), Victor Hugo and Dave Barry, all of whom I wish I could have just a shred of their talent!

I also write original fiction at The Red Chair. I'm Remora_The_Random. And feel free to add me on Live Journal, if you want. Just let me know how I know you so I don't go into cardiac arrest.

I may strike you as insane, but that's fine. I am, after all, the girl who named her rubber chicken "Gaylord Fontaine II," named the basilisk in COS Joe and gets up on her chair at lunch and sings random Monty Python and/or Les Miserables songs, as well as shouting things like "I'm on tv!" "You're my grandpa?" and "I'm magic!" in the middle of school, though none are strictly true. Yup. That's "Remora in a nutshell." Emphasis on "nut."

In closing, I would like to leave you with these words of wisdom: the coconut doesn't have a zipper.

Remora the Random

If you want me to beta for you, you can either PM me on the Forums, post in my beta thread, or click the contact button here to email me.

Contact form. You must fill out all information to contact me.
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest? (AKA: Why are you contacting me?)
3. What is the capital of Assyria?
4. Why is "nyroca" so fun to say?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. Are you allergic to peanuts?
7. Describe, in no less than twenty words, James Norrington's awesomeness.
8. Am I the craziest person you've ever, sort of, met?
9. Do you ever feel the urge to scream "Kamakazi!"?
10. Well, that's it. Any questions?

Random stuff!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that darn Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, clumsywerewolf2438

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You havenít played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a feminist and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. GIRLS RULE!

If you hate Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

James Norrington has got to be one of the coolest characters from PotC! If you think James Norrington is a STUDMUFFIN, put this in your profile.

If you've ever galloped through the streets/hallways banging two empry halves of a coconut together, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's fun, trust me) (Just ask Katie/Voldamortisevil19)




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Summary: After being hooked up with a job teaching at Hogwarts by her little sister, Muggle Chastity Fagman is the first Muggle Muggle Studies teacher Hogwarts has ever seen. But after the Headmaster slips about her strictly non-magical status, all of her students know that she can't do anything magical. What will happen in her first class?

This story contains some language not suitable for younger readers and crude humor. Maybe.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1184 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/23/08 Updated: 03/24/08


More Than A Game by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: “Lord Voldemort has never had a friend, nor do I believe that he has ever wanted one.” -Dumbledore, HBP, ch. 13

Dumbledore was rarely wrong, only once did Lord Voldemort desire a friend. It started out as only a game…

First place winner in the Color of Love Challenge.

Nominated for Best Romance Between Other Characters in the 2008 QSQs!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 9119 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/24/08 Updated: 03/24/08


Family Truce by Cheshlin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: After a plea from a friend, Remus and Nymphadora Lupin set off to help. Nymphadora finds herself separated from Remus. As she searches her belongings and the area around her, many surprises come about including some unlikely allies.

I'm Cheshlin from Slytherin, and this is my entry for the 5th Gauntlet

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7605 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
02/22/08 Updated: 02/23/08


The Dark Lord's Letter by Scheherazade
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary: What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way? Write a letter and complain to the author, of course.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1304 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/08 Updated: 02/20/08


Summary: Eleven-year-old Teddy Lupin is having a bad day when he wanders into the Forbidden Forest. There a strange event happens and he meets people he never thought he would see...

Do not read if you have not read Deathly Hallows!

Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1323 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/21/08 Updated: 02/01/08


HEAVEN by Tonks in disguise
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Tonks has a Question and Remus has the answer... But will he tell her. Bare with me, this is my first fan fic.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 916 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/08 Updated: 01/30/08


Christmas For Lovers by Cwiddy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Its Christmas and Tonks thinks about the past year, fears that have been melted away. The year has brought her a husband and soon a child.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 196 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/23/08 Updated: 01/27/08


A Cold Flame by Hansolohpfrk
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: There's nowhere he can go where she can't follow. Remus/Tonks

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 152 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/21/08 Updated: 01/27/08


Unexpected Love by Cwiddy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Love sees Remus and Tonks into a new year.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 193 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/11/08 Updated: 01/21/08


Monsters Under The Bed by Mistletoe
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."





A wise man had once told Harry Potter this simple phrase. Harry, in turn, passed on this advice to a brooding Teddy, who suffers once again as the Christmas holidays approach. More than he shows, the death of his young parents affect Teddy. They shouldn't have died, it should have been somebody else. Yet, Teddy has been forced to grow up without them, envious of those with loving parents. Victoire can't help but wonder why Teddy is unable accept the amount of love he has around him. Maybe, with a little persuasion and some good advice from a caring godfather, Teddy can finally get over the death of the parents that he never had the chance to know.





Character Death warning for previous deaths. They don't actually occur in the story.





Submitted by Mistletoe of Slytherin for the Winter Tales Challenge.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 15236 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/07 Updated: 01/12/08


Fighting Otter by voldiegirl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Hermione is being tortured into speaking in the Malfoy Manor during Deathly Hallows. Hermione's pep talk to herself not to give away her best friend's secrets.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 109 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/07/08 Updated: 01/10/08


Molded by HorcruxHunter14
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Tonks prepares for the Battle of Hogwarts, knowing not only the dangers she faces, but that she has been molded not to fight.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 234 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/03/08 Updated: 01/07/08


The Twisted Strands by whomovedmyquil
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Severus Snape has always lacked two very important things: respect and power. Seeing Voldemort's ranks as a way to achieve both, he signs up immeadiatly. But when the only person Severus has ever loved is put in danger as a direct result of his actions, can he deal with the consequences?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 3306 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/07 Updated: 12/26/07


Christmas With The Order by star_sailor
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: The Order gathers at Shell Cottage for dinner on Christmas Eve of 1997, in the midst of the Second Wizarding War.


This is star_sailor of Ravenclaw's entry for The Winter Tales Challenge: Here We Come A-Wassailing. This entry also won second place!!

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5693 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/07 Updated: 12/19/07


Being a werewolf by Wolfie Jojo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary:
Just a poem about the trials of werewolf-ness. I hope it inspires a little pity in you, fellow potter-fan.


Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 140 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/24/07 Updated: 12/01/07


I'm Not Sorry by slytherins_queen2
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Remus Lupin writes a poem for his son Teddy.



DH Spoilers obviously

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 260 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/07 Updated: 11/13/07


Beyond King's Cross by PheonixAnimagus
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: The tale of Remus' & Tonks' last night on earth, and after. (Not as depressing as it sounds.) Songfic for "On Top of the World" by Boys Like Girls.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1965 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/20/07 Updated: 10/23/07


When You're Gone by mspadfoot89
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Andromeda Black Tonks loses everyone close to her during the Final War. Will there be anything to hold her up and keep her going?
A look at some of the missing scenes from DH dealing with the death of Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, and the birth of Teddy Lupin.




For the Full Moon Challenge--Topic: Missing you. Written by mspadfoot89 of Ravenclaw.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 2193 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/26/07 Updated: 10/17/07


Summary:
We live. We die. We pass into the Great Beyond...

The Adventure begins.

~Remus/Tonks~
First Place Winner of '07 Autumn Ode Challenge!


Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 345 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/11/07 Updated: 10/17/07


Summary: Oops, forgot my name and house. I'm Flobberworm93 of Hufflepuff.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 104 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/03/07 Updated: 10/17/07


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