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Real name: Call me Remora
Member Since: 11/29/07
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No, I'm not a parasitic fish, I'm a hyper, klutzy, random sophomore girl. Anyway, I'm really random and know all the words to "Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (love that movie), as well as most Les Miserables songs, by heart! I also want to be either a web designer or a writer of some sort when I grow up, but working with dolphins would be fun, too! I can solve a Rubik's Cube in 53 seconds and I LOVE chess. I also love my school's chess team captain. So is it any wonder that I love chess? Well, I didn't know he was the captain at first, so it's more like an added perk...

I am a proud Slytherin on the Forums. I banner and beta.

Favorite characters: Remus, Tonks, Luna and Sirius

OTP: Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna, Tom/Minerva (Schmergo's drabble convinced me of this), Dumbledore/McGonagall and Sirius/Luna

Favorite creatures: thestrals and basilisk

Favorite writers: J.K. Rowling (of course), Victor Hugo and Dave Barry, all of whom I wish I could have just a shred of their talent!

I also write original fiction at The Red Chair. I'm Remora_The_Random. And feel free to add me on Live Journal, if you want. Just let me know how I know you so I don't go into cardiac arrest.

I may strike you as insane, but that's fine. I am, after all, the girl who named her rubber chicken "Gaylord Fontaine II," named the basilisk in COS Joe and gets up on her chair at lunch and sings random Monty Python and/or Les Miserables songs, as well as shouting things like "I'm on tv!" "You're my grandpa?" and "I'm magic!" in the middle of school, though none are strictly true. Yup. That's "Remora in a nutshell." Emphasis on "nut."

In closing, I would like to leave you with these words of wisdom: the coconut doesn't have a zipper.

Remora the Random

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Summary: Past Featured StoryCallie and Lia, a Gryffindor and a Slytherin. A lady and a tomboy. Two opposite souls. Two sisters. Separated at birth by circumstances they are determined to discover... and undo. Yes, after being reunited, the siblings plan to reunite their parents as well. Let’s see them accomplish House Unity, too!

“It’s our rule not to dredge up past things, remember?”

This rule is about to be broken.

~Inspired by a worldwide beloved film.



Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 125007 Chapters: 30 Completed: No
Published:
11/19/07 Updated: 07/18/12


Summary: A companion piece to the Potter's Pentagon trilogy... it's better if you've read the Potter's Pentagon trilogy, but you don't necessarily have to.

It's five years after Emma Weasley and her chums graduated from Hogwarts. Ted and Ivy are married, Haley is working at Madame Puddifoot's while trying desperately to break into show business, Jordan's doing whatever it is he does, and Emma is an Auror trainee working as a guard at the Chudley Cannons' stadium. The Cannons have actually been doing much better lately, due to their new star Beater, Tyrone Thomas. Unfortunately, Tyrone is Emma's ex-boyfriend. OH, THE AWKWARDNESS.

Follow Emma through her awkward adventures told in her usual insane way, as she experiences angst, hilarity, obnoxiously strange people, misadventures involving a deceptively dashing cad, Haley's wedding, the birth of Ted and Ivy's baby, and her own eventual descent into LURRRVE.

Written for the marvellous Vindictus Viridian's Pride and Prejudice NEWTs class on the Fanfiction Beta Boards, based on Jane Austen's fantastic novel, "Pride and Prejudice.".

Nominated in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Non-Canon Romance Story! And its lovely (haha) heroine, Emma Weasley, received two nominations for Best Female Original Character, while Haley Potter and Ivy Potter each received one! Thanks so much, guys!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 122124 Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/30/08 Updated: 06/04/11


Summary: If a rose is called by any other name, does it smell as sweet? To Scarlet never realized how much fear a name could provoke. Throughout her life, the name Tonks had become as familiar as her right arm. She is estatic when she receives her letter inviting her to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Despite her happiness, she is confused at the name on the letter. How could one name transform friends into enemies? Who is Scarlet Black? But more importantly, who is she?


This is what she wants to know.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 50077 Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/21/08 Updated: 04/12/10


Beyond The Portal by Pallas
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Remus and Tonks have been told to simply live. But what will that life be? Some short stories of the Lupin Family set in the Post Epilogue Portalverse established for A Little More Time.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 10649 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
08/15/09 Updated: 09/21/09


Summary: Ok, so I really really want to apologize to everyone that has read this and wanted more. I just... I got to a point of writer's block, big time... and I got lazy. I'm really really sorry about that. And, I wish I could add to this, but I just... I don't really have other ideas. I'm terrible at writing chapter work. I can never seem to finish it. So, I know it left off awkwardly, but odds are, it's gonna stay that way, at least for a very long while. I'm very sorry. And, heads up, I completely beyond appreciate everyone that has read and reviewed this. I saw the read count being over 22,000 today, and I was just like WOW. I never ever imagined that would happen!!! Anyways, this is pretty much the end of the story indefinitely, at least for now.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity

Word count: 36159 Chapters: 16 Completed: No
Published:
11/04/07 Updated: 08/01/09


Sins of the Father by TheVault
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 394]

Summary: There was something about him that made him irresistible to her. Siobhan Murphy will go to any lengths to ascertain her deepest desires - but when the object of those desires is a married man twice her age with secrets darker than she can imagine, she will find herself caught in a scandalous liaison that she can't walk away from. Not Canon-Compliant.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations, Suicide, Violence

Word count: 71232 Chapters: 25 Completed: No
Published:
06/02/05 Updated: 06/18/09


Luna's Truth or Dare by Hutchinson
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 523]

Summary: What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 28986 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Published:
01/23/08 Updated: 01/14/09


Teddy by dumbledorefluertwins
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 297]

Summary: It's Teddy Lupin's first year at Hogwarts. As an orphan, he has bounced backwards and forwards between his grandmother and his godfather. Follow him on a journey where he discovers the values of friendship, family and love, along with fighting the prejudices against his father, and getting through Defense Against the Dark Arts, with a teacher who just seems to hate him for no reason...




*DH spoilers, obviously*

NOTE: I am sorry, but I have left this site, due to lack of time and personal issues concerning RL and the site. This story is discontinued here, but may well be posted elsewhere in the future.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 22111 Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Published:
09/09/07 Updated: 11/03/08


Immortally Yours by Lunicle
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: This is a songfic for My Immortal by Evanescence. What would have happened if Remus had died, leaving a grieving Tonks behind? This is an exploratory AU fiction, and my first fiction I have attempted to submit. Reviews are highly appreciated.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death

Word count: 1772 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/04/08 Updated: 09/16/08


The Secret Life of Hugo Weasley by Phoenix13
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Hugo Weasley is a great kid. He is a master at Quidditch, chess, maths, and books. He can't wait until his first year of Hogwarts like all his cousins and his perfect older sister, Rose.

That's why he's devastated when it doesn't come.

Hugo and his family must now figure out how to cope with this new situation. Will Hugo attend a Muggle school, befriend non-magical children, and somehow remain Ultimate Master of Chess through it all?

Find out through the eyes of an eleven year old boy in his journal.

Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3286 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
07/30/08 Updated: 08/10/08


The Chessmaster by whatapotter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: On the eve of Harry Potter's arrival at Hogwarts a solitary woman sits alone in her tower room contemplating the interwoven fabric of destiny and its effect on all the chess pieces of this war.

Overall winner of the Summer challenge!!

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1857 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/27/08 Updated: 07/28/08


Summary: They don't know how, but Dudley and Luna have fallen...for each other. Join them as they fight for their love.
Submission for Gauntlet Round 6: We are Sainyn Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff and go go ravenclaw of Gryffindor.


Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 8063 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/14/08 Updated: 07/14/08


For Love Or Money by Cwiddy, Cheshlin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are both going through hard times. Money problems plague them both. When each are given a secret mission, they find their needs for money and secrecy work against their true desires. What will each decided?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders, Violence

Word count: 5475 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/07/08 Updated: 07/11/08


Of That Which Matters Most by rard
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary: As war rages around them, Remus and Tonks are pulled along with the tide. New, prejudical laws are passed, and the couple must take drastic action in order to stay together. When the climactic battle arrives, Tonks must make an impossible, heartbreaking choice. Follow the couple through the timeframe of Deathly Hallows. DH spoilers abound!


As the outline has expanded, the originally intended three chapters of this story have turned into twelve chapters of R/T goodness. :-)


Chapter 6 has been sumitted!

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 10572 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
08/27/07 Updated: 06/13/08


Always In Red by Weasleyboyfreak
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: We all know that growing up isn't as easy as it always seems. Well, what happens when you mix that with a twisted love life, an overzealous mother, and a group of Marauding boys? That's right, chaos! Follow Roseanna Marie Parker in her adventure in her sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and how she learn more about herself and the world around her. Rio Parker is no average girl, struggling with her strict mother and her urge to rebel. It is bound to be an eventful year at Hogwarts with the four Marauders and their accomplices!

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 4853 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
03/18/08 Updated: 05/12/08


A Little More Time by Pallas
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 435]

Summary: Past Featured StoryWas it possible to save two lives in the past without altering history? Was it possible to give his parents a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 120231 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/20/07 Updated: 04/25/08


A Change of Heart by cassie123
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Since the death of her daughter, Andromeda Tonks cannot stand the fact that she has failed to love her grandson.

She sees no other choice but to leave him with the only person left to trust, but an encounter with Rubeus Hagrid leads to a change of heart.

Note: The warning is for fairly minor aspects, but I'm implying post-traumatic stress disorder.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders

Word count: 1628 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/14/08 Updated: 04/22/08


Corporeal Fates by Pendraegona
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: ‘We think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named may have murdered her in person, because she was a very gifted witch and—and all the evidence was that she put up a real fight.’


Amelia Bones expected to be targeted at some point, and she was ready to defend herself (or run, depending on the odds)...but being trapped in her own apartment by the Dark Lord was not in her plans. (Madam Bones was an interesting character who didn't get much book-time, but she deserved a proper death scene--this is my attempt to give it to her.)

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 1687 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/06/08 Updated: 04/21/08


Purple Heart by Colores
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching, and Neville ponders what to do about his crush on Luna.

I am Colores of Hufflepuff and this is my entry for the Colour of Love challenge.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1068 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/17/08 Updated: 04/20/08


Becoming a Dark Lord by FinalCow
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 118]

Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Substance Abuse

Word count: 23621 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/30/07 Updated: 04/05/08


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