I'm just your average girl living in Colorado with a love of harry potter(of course) and the mountains. I've got annoying siblings, parents, and friends, but I love 'em all anyway. I've been trying to work out a plot for a story for a long time now, but none of them have worked out. However, I have written a few regular stories. All I need now is a bit of fan fiction to add to my list.
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Favorite quote: "And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die' - I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong." Ron Weasly, Order of the Phoenix
3rd-5th Years • 542 Reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny find themselves in a Muggle hotel in Godric's Hollow on the Winter Solstice. During an enthusiastic snowball fight, Harry and Ginny step through a stone circle that transports them seventeen years into the past. This may be the only chance Harry has to spend with his parents, and it may also be what he needs to figure out his relationship with Ginny.
The warning is for later chapters.
Edit: So, this was originally strictly a Harry/Ginny fic, but Ron and Hermione kept trying to get together too, so I felt like I had to change the category. And there's a bit of Lily/James in there too, though they're already married, and I've also added a bit of Remus/Tonks. Poor Sirius is the only Singleton (though he may manage to get a girl of his own)!
Edit: This story was cannon until after Deathly Hallows came out, so I changed it to Alternate Universe, but it's still pretty close to cannon. Only a few things will end up being different when the story ends.
Edit: I've changed all of the chapter titles to the titles of Christmas songs that I felt reflected the events in the chapters best. Tell me what you think! Does it fit?
Professors • 671 Reviews
Harry's life stands at a crossroads.
He is torn between a return to the only true home he as ever known or a dark and dangerous winding and twisting road through Horcruxes and ending with murder.
But can he become a murderer? Can he over come the Dark Arts, while dabbling within them? Will Ron and Hermione stand beside him on the road to doom? And if love is truly his greatest power then why did he let his only true love go?
To defeat evil, Harry must climb a mountain of dark Death Eaters and Ministry mayhem - but will he come out on top in the Final Battle?
6th-7th Years • 53 Reviews
David Piermont is a student at Smeltings and friend of Dudley Dursley. But one day he awakens to find that he is on fire, and a Hogwarts letter is sitting on his table. Dumbledore is dead, Fawkes is missing, a war is on the horizon, and David has just walked right into the middle of it.
1st-2nd Years • 150 Reviews
Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
3rd-5th Years • 20 Reviews
DH Spoilers. Post-DH.
A more detailed summary will be included inside.
Accepting what comes next.
Professors • 242 Reviews
Summary: This story follows the time the trio will be spending at the Dursley’s home on Privet Drive. As the trio prepares to take on the biggest mission of their lives, Ron and Hermione 'fight' their own “Internal Battles” to determine if a romantic relationship will be a new beginning for them, or doom their friendship, and along with it, any hope of success against "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”. Are Hermione and Ron finally going to give in to their feelings for each other?
I elaborated very much upon this short period of time, but I had a lot of fun writing about it.
This story is complete...but there is a continuation! See the final A/N: for details!
1st-2nd Years • 1349 Reviews
What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
1st-2nd Years • 64 Reviews
Hermione come shome from work at theMinistry to a surprise: Chocolate Frogs. Lots of Chocolate Frogs. What is Ron up to? A sugary sweet one shot.
Professors • 621 Reviews
With the help of an ancient spell, his friends, and love, Harry embarks on his mission to destroy Voldemort. What will happen on the way? With Ginny, Ron, and Hermione by his side, will Harry find the solution? And where do Neville and Luna fit in all this?
And, as of August 25, 2006, I'm done. I sure hope you liked it!
1st-2nd Years • 201 Reviews
Professor Granger deals with a pair of students who have inherited a knack for trouble...