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Real name: Englebert Humperdink
Member Since: 11/05/07
Website: http://thepostscript.webs.com/
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"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."

Hello! I'm Padfoot, or PnP if you're in a rush. I like Harry Potter. I write fanfiction. I read fanfiction. You read fanfiction. Read my fanfiction.

The website above is my friend Orii's. I've got a few poems up on there-- feel free to check them out :D

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Hogwarts House- Gryffindor

Fav. HP Book- Sorcerer's Stone

Fav. HP Characters- Sirius, the Marauders (which includes Sirius, of course, but he's my favorite so he gets special recognition), the Weasleys, Luna, Neville, Tonks, Hagrid, the Trio, and Lily. Funny how a bunch of my favorites end up dead, isn't it?

Fav. Ships- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna

Fav. HP Movie- Sorcerer's Stone (gotta love consistency), Goblet of Fire

Fav. Fan Fic Authors- Schmerg_The_Impaler, Pussycat123, MagEd

Fav. Authors- J.K. Rowling, Harper Lee, Cornelia Funke, David Lubar, Ellen Raskin, Sarah Dessen, and many more

Stories:

A Weasley Christmas- first fic ever. Based off 'Twas the night before Christmas', only with a bunch of the lines changed so it pertains to Harry Potter.

A Letter For Fred- another poem. Rather sweet, from George to the recently-deceased Fred. I'm quite happy with how this one turned out.

The Trouble With Being Trusted- My very first Gauntlet, where a I wrote as Tonks. Includes younger versions of older characters, and the protaganist escaping death many times.

Who Killed the King?- My murder mystery WIP. I'm finally working on some more chapters, so hopefully they'll be up soon!

The Marauding Roses of Gryffindor- joint fic between me in a couple Gryffs. It was set up and put together by Michelle. And although I didn't win the date with Sirius, I got Remus instead, which is pretty awesome.

When Love Prevails- my second Gauntlet, co-written by the fabulous Brittany. Probably the weirdest James/Lily story you'll ever find. I wrote the wacky Lily ^_^

I hope to have more up soon, but feel free to drop a review for any of those!

My favorite HP quote of all time is as follows:

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

Yes, I have barely any emotional depth. Why do you ask?

Other favorite Quotes:

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." (I liked it better when Kingsley said it in the movie. That was hilarious!)

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

"I'll join you when hell freezes over."

"Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"

“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love. By returning, you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say good-bye for the present.”

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"

Oh, and don't forget Elvendork! It's unisex!

"And, quite honestly, I've had enough trouble for a lifetime"
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Favorite Stories
 

The Muggle and the Horcrux by Buckbeak22
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 37]

Summary: Lauren has always been Hermione's best girlfriend, but she is a Muggle. She plays the cello. How can that help Harry, Ron and Hermione in their quest to find the Horcruxes? O/C plus R/Hr and H/G

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 32071 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
03/04/07 Updated: 11/29/07


Time After Time by Marauder4Life
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 32]

Summary: It is a chilly, November Sunday and all Harry wants to do is spend it with his wife and one-year-son, James at the park.


Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2587 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
11/04/07 Updated: 11/18/07


Worth a Thousand Words by starscribe
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 39]

Summary: The hunt for Sirius Black is not going well. Two years after his mysterious escape from Hogwarts, Kingsley Shacklebolt is no closer to finding the infamous murderer, and to top it all, rumors of Voldemort's return are seeping through the Ministry. So when Mad-Eye Moody offers him a chance to join the Order of the Phoenix, Kingsley is more than glad to accept...until he meets someone unexpected at headquarters.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 5981 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/02/07 Updated: 11/13/07


Changing the Past by PEMDAS
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 429]

Summary: Harry would give anything to have his parents back...what if he got the chance to? Harry, Ron and Hermione get mysteriously sent back in time to when the Marauders were in school, and Harry attempts to alter history. Can he get his parents back? Or will he only end up messing up the future forever? (Note: Rating and Warnings will change in later chapters, while the first few chapters are very mild.)

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 50437 Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/24/07 Updated: 11/13/07


Summary: Severus and Lily are friends—best friends. Summer days signify the time of year they have all to themselves, just the two of them. But will the blissfulness of those days last?

Written by A Cappella of Hufflepuff for the November One-Shot Challenge.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1177 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/07 Updated: 11/11/07


Love a Duck! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 120]

Summary: Love a duck! Will he stop at nothing? Voldemort is rapidly taking over, and his Death Eaters are killing Muggle-borns every day. The good news? A mysterious man, known only as The Phoenix, is rescuing people in the nick of time all over England.

Meanwhile, newlywed writer Lily Potter has troubles of her own. For one, her marriage is not turning out to be as great as she'd thought... for another, she's been blackmailed by an old "friend" into turning spy and discovering the Phoenix's true identity.

Thrills, spills, laughs, gasps, song lyrics, and good old swashbucklin' intrigue.

Inspired by Baroness Emmuska Orczy's excellent novel, "The Scarlet Pimpernel," and Frank Wildhorn and Nan Knighton's AMAZING musical by the same name.

But if you're not familiar with either, the story's just all the more suspenseful! All song lyrics used in this story are based on those by Wildhorn and Knighton

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14816 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
09/24/07 Updated: 11/10/07


The Very Best Gift of All by Pondering
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: It's Lily's birthday and Severus feels that no matter what he gives her, it will never be special enough. The problem? Lily agrees with him.





Written by Pondering of Ravenclaw for November's One-Shot Challenge: Young Love.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1659 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/07 Updated: 11/10/07


Summary: Past Featured StoryFred is dead.

But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...

Oh, the possibilities!

Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 9446 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/29/07 Updated: 10/31/07


Summary: Winner of the 2008 QSQ for Best Female Original Character. Twelve years ago, one man's life was changed forever by three simple words: “Severus, I'm pregnant.”

Now, twelve years later, a girl will embark on the journey of a lifetime. But life at Hogwarts for a first year is far from simple, especially not when she's in the same year as Harry Potter. She will face enemies, choices and danger, while struggling to deal with her past's dark secrets that, after all these years, still threatens to destroy her.

One girl's journey. One man's desperate search. One last chance for Severus Snape to find the daughter he lost.




Year One of Seven of the Once There Was A Darkness series. Year Two now posted.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 119478 Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/12/07 Updated: 10/24/07


Just Because of a Stupid Baby by Valentinia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Scorpius was finding it hard to concentrate on potions, and when he heard someone crying he just had to know what the matter was. What he discovered was more than he bargained for, and less than he imagined.



Originally for the September Challenge.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1474 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/20/07 Updated: 10/21/07


Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.


Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!


Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.


DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.


Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!

Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...


Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 45143 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/18/07 Updated: 10/03/07


A Day at the Spa by Nevilles Girl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 84]

Summary:
Dear Mister Snape,
We are very pleased to present you with this once in a lifetime offer: A free day at Deena’s Magical Day Spa! Just Apparate to the address below and present this coupon to redeem your prize! We hope to see you there!
Sincerely,
Deena’s Magical Day Spa


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1143 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/18/07 Updated: 09/26/07


Meet the - Children? by Winged Artemis
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 244]

Summary: Lily Evans is a cheeky, brainy, hopeless romantic seventeen-year-old Head Girl with a sour temper. James Potter is an arrogant, hilarious, prank-pulling seventeen-year-old Head Boy with an immature head on his shoulders. Lily loathes James and James loves Lily. Blahblahblah.

However, when a mysterious locket and a very wacked Headmaster inform the two of them that their son is in grave danger, James, Lily, and of course, Sirius, are magically transported to the future to meet James and Lily's son and the state that the magical world is in.

A twist of mystery, fun, romance and some Sirius humor! And with a wee bit of J/L, H/G, and R/Hr!

WARNING: Tree climbing Dumbledores, valuable pieces of jewelry, and an ecess of sugar are contained inside - oh, and HBP is disregarded.

See profile for update information.

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11269 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
11/15/06 Updated: 09/08/07


Home Improvement by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 62]

Summary: When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.



Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...



Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1580 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/07 Updated: 09/04/07


Click! by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 59]

Summary: Before Harry’s fifth year at Hogwarts, he is shown a group photo of the original Order of the Phoenix, back when it was his parents fighting against Voldemort.

But a photo doesn’t show their lives, their personalities, their every day conversations ... or how much organising can be needed to take one single photograph when you have a room full of people – especially when four of whom liked to call themselves “Marauders” back in their school days ...


Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1580 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/23/07 Updated: 08/31/07


Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?



It better be just like this.



No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)



You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.



P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3145 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/28/07 Updated: 08/29/07


The Thoughts of Tabitha by mugglegurl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 334]

Summary: Meet Tabitha, the fourteen year-old daughter of Harry and Ginny Potter. What happens when she finds herself attracted to the son of her father's worst enemy? Along with a set of new characters, and the return of some old ones, this teen will find the meaning of friendship and family.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 28993 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
03/02/06 Updated: 08/07/07


In Loving Memory by PadfootBaby
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary: What I hope is an appropriate send-off for the loved ones we lost in Deathly Hallows. Hope you like it.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 282 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/04/07 Updated: 08/06/07


Uncle Fred Calls Him Dick by MagEd
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1510]

Summary: Past Featured Story2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts

Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)

*Completed*

"Oh, I can so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 67532 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/04/06 Updated: 05/01/07


Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules by joybelle423
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!

Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4236 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/16/07 Updated: 04/21/07


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