Penname: PadfootnPeeves [Contact]
Real name: Englebert Humperdink
Member Since: 11/05/07
Website: http://thepostscript.webs.com/
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"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."

Hello! I'm Padfoot, or PnP if you're in a rush. I like Harry Potter. I write fanfiction. I read fanfiction. You read fanfiction. Read my fanfiction.

The website above is my friend Orii's. I've got a few poems up on there-- feel free to check them out :D

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Hogwarts House- Gryffindor

Fav. HP Book- Sorcerer's Stone

Fav. HP Characters- Sirius, the Marauders (which includes Sirius, of course, but he's my favorite so he gets special recognition), the Weasleys, Luna, Neville, Tonks, Hagrid, the Trio, and Lily. Funny how a bunch of my favorites end up dead, isn't it?

Fav. Ships- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna

Fav. HP Movie- Sorcerer's Stone (gotta love consistency), Goblet of Fire

Fav. Fan Fic Authors- Schmerg_The_Impaler, Pussycat123, MagEd

Fav. Authors- J.K. Rowling, Harper Lee, Cornelia Funke, David Lubar, Ellen Raskin, Sarah Dessen, and many more

Stories:

A Weasley Christmas- first fic ever. Based off 'Twas the night before Christmas', only with a bunch of the lines changed so it pertains to Harry Potter.

A Letter For Fred- another poem. Rather sweet, from George to the recently-deceased Fred. I'm quite happy with how this one turned out.

The Trouble With Being Trusted- My very first Gauntlet, where a I wrote as Tonks. Includes younger versions of older characters, and the protaganist escaping death many times.

Who Killed the King?- My murder mystery WIP. I'm finally working on some more chapters, so hopefully they'll be up soon!

The Marauding Roses of Gryffindor- joint fic between me in a couple Gryffs. It was set up and put together by Michelle. And although I didn't win the date with Sirius, I got Remus instead, which is pretty awesome.

When Love Prevails- my second Gauntlet, co-written by the fabulous Brittany. Probably the weirdest James/Lily story you'll ever find. I wrote the wacky Lily ^_^

I hope to have more up soon, but feel free to drop a review for any of those!

My favorite HP quote of all time is as follows:

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

Yes, I have barely any emotional depth. Why do you ask?

Other favorite Quotes:

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." (I liked it better when Kingsley said it in the movie. That was hilarious!)

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

"I'll join you when hell freezes over."

"Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"

“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love. By returning, you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say good-bye for the present.”

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"

Oh, and don't forget Elvendork! It's unisex!

"And, quite honestly, I've had enough trouble for a lifetime"
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Favorite Stories
 

How To Fix Everything by cassie123
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: ‘I missed you,’ she whispered into his chest. ‘Two days is a long time.’

It would be expected for them to somehow be pulled apart, be it due to the status of their blood or the houses in which they lay, their seperation was inevitable. For Ted, the hardest part was knowing that Andromeda herself was the reason they had to be apart.

‘Not quite as long as two months,’ he said. ‘Which is how long I was left to miss you.’

A follow up to Don't Apologise, but it can be read as a stand-alone one shot.

Note: The non-consensual sex and violence warnings are minor aspects of the story, mainly written in small flashbacks.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 4982 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/10/08 Updated: 10/12/08


Hearthlinks by Grace has Victory
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 31]

Summary:

Growing up with two stepfamilies, Sally-Anne Perks has all the usual family problems in triplicate. Now her stepmother wants to prevent her attending the Yule Ball. Will this ruin Sally-Anne’s chances of winning her prince? And who has stolen her magic shoe?

This is a response to a challenge to retell a traditional fairy tale with a Hogwarts setting. You might consider that I put a twist in the ending… or you might not.



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 48449 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/28/08 Updated: 09/05/08


Summary: Day Don’t-Ever-Ever-Ever-Call-Me-Daisy-Or-I’ll-Break-Your-Fingers Springs isn’t exactly a chip of Janey Weasley’s block. Instead of Hogwarts’ most notorious trickster, she’s more like Hogwarts’ most feared and esteemed ice queen. Well, that’s how she’s seen, anyway, and let’s face it; she doesn’t do much to change that image. But is she really as cruel and hard as she acts? Or is she, like every other moody teenager claims, wholly misunderstood? Well, now’s your chance to find out, in the sixth and final chapter of the Janey Weasley series. You thought it was all over? So did I, but then here it is, so have fun! After all, aren’t you just dying to find out what happens when someone is finally brave enough to do something that ... well, that might just annoy our ice queen a little bit?


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 5975 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/18/08 Updated: 08/28/08


Something Worth Fighting For by messrs_inc
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Eight year old Lily Potter, the spitting image of her mother, is brought up to know that family is important. She has been present at family reunions for as long as she can remember, and she absolutely loves her big family. One day she comes across a picture of a man she has never met before in a family photo album. Perplexed, she asks her father who the man is…

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2884 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/07/08 Updated: 08/19/08


A Lesson in Love by Hufflepuff at heart
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Ron's dreams are still haunted by Bellatrix Lestrange's brutal assalt on Hermione three years on. His admission to Hermione leads to an unexpected reaction and a revelation about their relationship which he will not soon forget.

Ron sat there, lost for words, staring helplessly at the clearly deranged woman in front of him. Hermione was quieter and her voice steadier, but no less dangerous, when she spoke next.

Note: The opening lines are taken from Chapter Twenty-Three of Deathly Hallows.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1437 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/05/08 Updated: 08/13/08


Summary: When love prevails, no evil can divide it or poison the purest of feelings. Nor can it destroy the utmost defiance.

This is BertieBotsBeans741 and PadfootnPeeves writing for the Gauntlet: Round 6.



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 4931 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/25/08 Updated: 07/08/08


He Wasn't All Bad by Amelia Bedelia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 38]

Summary: COMPLETE. When trying to decide who might be worse - the Weasley twins or James and Sirius - the Fat Lady retells a story about overhearing James' confession to Lily. One-shot.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3433 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/16/08 Updated: 06/23/08


The Boy in Row Three by ink_daughter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: A child in Harry's class at primary school ponders why he seems so withdrawn.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 176 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/03/08 Updated: 06/09/08


Summary: This is book two in the "Potter's Pentagon" trilogy. Read "Potter's Pentagon: The Five" first, myesss? Cool.

WARNING: This story contains French people, an internal monologue about a blue orange, adolescent facial hair, good old-fashioned snogging, superstitious truck drivers, a portrait who calls everyone "Mavis," a zoo break-in, some very strange clothes, romantic conflict galore, and Ron Weasley's caffeine addiction. And worst of all, Professor Zabini!

Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard Tournament, and when one of the members of Potter's Pentagon is selected to represent the school, much excitement ensues. Simultaneously, elections are being held for Minister of Magic, and things are getting busy at the Ministry.

Not to mention the fact that Jordan's made a new Muggle friend without informing her of the itty-bitty fact that he's magical, Haley has found an enchanted diary of dubious origin, Ted's met a werewolf from Beauxbatons, and Emma... well, Emma's not having a good year.

And what exactly is Ivy up to, anyway?

Everyone has secrets. But in the end, the truth will have to come out.


Starring Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character Nominees Ivy Potter, Emma Weasley, Haley Potter, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards!

Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 76214 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/16/07 Updated: 06/04/08


Changing the Future by PEMDAS
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 45]

Summary: This is the sequel to “Changing the Past”, so I advise that you read that first.

Harry tries so hard to do the right thing, but only ends up making things worse. His addiction to changing the past has only changed the future...for the worst. He has seen the error of his ways, and must find a way to set things right. There are no more second chances.

Harry is determined not to be dependent on his friends any longer. Leaving Ron and Hermione in the future, he travels back to try to fix everything he’s done. Join him as he attempts to do the impossible: change the future.


Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 3976 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
11/25/07 Updated: 05/23/08


Who Killed the King? by PadfootnPeeves
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: A murder.

That’s what Percy Weasley finds when he comes back to work after his sick leave. As quickly as the news reaches the Wizarding public, Percy and his family (and enemies) are thrust into the ordeal, promised great heaps of gold if they play a game.

The task? To find out whom the murderer is. Their guide? Only little scraps of paper, with various words that don’t seem to have a meaning. A task that seems so easy suddenly becomes more difficult...

But mystery becomes mayhem when chaos settles in. Will they find the murderer, or just all be killed instead?

All they know for sure was that Percy was never taking a day sick again.

~Based on the lovely book, The Westing Game, by the very talented Ellen Raskin.

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1151 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
04/13/08 Updated: 05/09/08


Vanity and Pride by Ironic Inspiration
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary:

What is a story without a scandal?

Underneath every burn hole on the tapestry of the Black family tree, there is a story, and underneath every story, there is a scandal.

In 1924, the Blacks were the most powerful family of the Wizarding World. They were greedy, back-stabbing, malicious, and power-hungry. And Cedrella was no exception. She was her father's favourite daughter; the pride of the Blacks, and it has earned her a conceited nature like no other.

But during her seventh year at Hogwarts, her life begins to become a little more clear, her family a little more conniving. She is arranged to wed the infamous Abraxus Malfoy and has people watching her every move to make sure she follows through. It makes it even more difficult when Septimus Weasley, a blood traitor and fellow classmate, starts to convince her, that for once in her life, she could have what she wanted.

A scandal forms between the two; a forbidden love between Black and Weasley behind the walls of Hogwarts. If they are found out, their lives will be ruined. But even under the opposition, what a Black wants...

a Black gets.



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 4225 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
04/23/08 Updated: 04/25/08


Loki's Amulet by Air Elemental
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 35]

Summary: When Fred and George find Loki's amulet, they have no idea what chaos they would unleash into the world... Now Ginny is unconscious and only Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville can save her, but only if they complete Loki's tasks. -- A humour/action/adventure story. Slight Ron/Hermione and Ginny/Neville. -- After almost two years of floundering, Chapter 8 is FINALLY up! -- Won 2ND PLACE in Quarterly Challange the First: History and Mythology!

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 17944 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
09/08/05 Updated: 04/13/08


Of Sisters, Socks, and Sorrow by FenrirG
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Albus Dumbledore really did see socks when he looked into the Mirror of Erised. And this is the reason why.

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1338 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/22/08 Updated: 03/29/08


More Than A Game by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: “Lord Voldemort has never had a friend, nor do I believe that he has ever wanted one.” -Dumbledore, HBP, ch. 13

Dumbledore was rarely wrong, only once did Lord Voldemort desire a friend. It started out as only a game…

First place winner in the Color of Love Challenge.

Nominated for Best Romance Between Other Characters in the 2008 QSQs!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 9119 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/24/08 Updated: 03/24/08


Summary: Fresh in the Order of the Phoenix, young Nymphadora Tonks is sent on a mission to help change the course of history. Accompanied by only a Time-Turner and other small objects, Tonks must save a woman’s life to help a certain Chosen One in the future. Will she succeed, or only fall helplessly into the clutches of her enemies? Danger, thrill, and unexpected guidance and friendship are to come.



I am PadfootnPeeves of Gryffindor for the Gauntlet.



Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 9422 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/17/08 Updated: 02/22/08


A Letter For Fred by PadfootnPeeves
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: George is feeling depressed after his brother's death. Molly suggests to write out his feelings- but how will that turn out? A rather sentimental poem from George to Fred.

And if you still haven't read DH, well, prepare to be shocked.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 165 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/24/08 Updated: 01/27/08


A Weasley Christmas by PadfootnPeeves
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Based on the famous 'Twas the night before Christmas' with a Weasley twist, and told from Ron's POV.
No DH Spoilers!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 528 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/10/07 Updated: 12/17/07


7 Ways to Win Her Heart by x_lily_evans_x
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 200]

Summary: COMPLETED

Ah, Christmas. The season of joy and love. And Head Boy James Potter fully intends to use the loving atmosphere to his advantage by coming up with plans and using them to capture the heart of Lily Evans.

But since when do plans transfer beautifully from parchment to life?

Six plans become five, five become four, four become three, three become two, two become one, and then there are none.

Then his friends come to the rescue.

But of course.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 26155 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/14/07 Updated: 12/07/07


Being a werewolf by Wolfie Jojo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary:
Just a poem about the trials of werewolf-ness. I hope it inspires a little pity in you, fellow potter-fan.


Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 140 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/24/07 Updated: 12/01/07


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