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Have you ever noticed that your parents/guardians/relatives call you by your WHOLE name they are mad at you? Or at least your first and middle name. Why do we have middle names? We don't use them anyway. PONDER THIS PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET!
Hello, my name is Kayleen or at least i will go by that name whether it's my real name or not.
Sorry if you just read that and thought that i was weird. Which i am. Here's my Profile:
Things I like:
Books: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Goosebumps, Baby-Sitter's Club, The Clique, Bad Girls of the Bible, Really Bad Girls of The Bible, The Holy Book of God a.k.a The Bible, i'll put more up.
Comics: Archie, Zits, Baby Blues, Foxtrot, Garfield, The Simpsons, I'll put more up
Shows: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Chowder, The Simpsons, Ugly Betty, Judge Judy, Malcom in the Middle, Seinfeld, Frasier, Spongebob Squarepants, I'll put more up
Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Bean, The Simpsons Movie, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Enchanted, American History X, Anything by that director who directed Kill Bill volumes 1&2, Resoiuvers Dogs ( yes i know it's spelled wrong), Jackie Brown, i know his name i just can't spell it.
Games: Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, LoZOcarina of Time, LoZ The Phantom Hourglass, Loz The Windwaker, Harvest Moon Magical Melody, Diner Dash, Elder Scrolls Oblivion volume four i think.
I'll put more stuff up.
Here's some copy and paste things:
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that darn Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Hermione Lurves Ron, clumsywerewolf2438, Mser22
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havenít played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
As a closing quote:
I say to you: happy reading to those who love books and a good dose of Harry Potter Fan Fiction!
6th-7th Years • 153 Reviews
Summary: Winner of the 2008 QSQ for the Best Female Original Character.
Shiloh Sander’s second year begins peacefully, but it is a peace that is easily shattered when words of blood appear on Hogwarts’ ancient walls. With rumours of the Heir of Slytherin floating through the halls, battlelines are drawn in the Slytherin common room, between those who will support the Heir and those who will not. Soon Shiloh must decide where she stands.
But the choice is only the beginning.
In the middle of it all, Severus Snape continues his diligent search to find the daughter he lost, never knowing that this is the year it will come to an end.
One girl’s choice. One man’s deepest wish. One year that will change both their lives…forever.
Sequel to Once There Was A Darkness: Year One. Warnings of Abuse and Mental Disorders are for brief mentions of child abuse and insanity.
3rd-5th Years • 6 Reviews
Summary: “Jordanna, trust me on this.”
She nodded. “I will.”
“Promise me you’ll do whatever – it – takes-”
Jordanna Benton went through great lengths to please her mother: she was living the life her mother wanted her to live, where she was forced to become someone she wasn't, befriend those who she thought she'd never talk to and hate those who she'd rather like. But as the years passed, why couldn’t Jordanna help but feel like something was missing? Was she finally starting to realize that this wasn’t the lifestyle she wanted to live? And why did Adelaide Benton want her daughter to live this ridiculous life in the first place?
Contains: Regulus/OC, Sirius/OC
3rd-5th Years • 31 Reviews
In a world where Harry Potter failed to vanquish the Dark Lord, Muggle-born Clare Morgan must honor her binding contract as a servant to the Ashwood family. Abuse and struggle were expected when she arrived at the manor, but falling in love with her masterís son was not. A story of love, hardship, and the promise that hope brings.
6th-7th Years • 9 Reviews
Harry is due to begin his sixth year at Hogwarts, which will undoubtedly be his hardest yet. A newcomer breathes new life into the fight against Voldemort, and complicates Harry's life even further.
Sorry about moving it to general fics.
1st-2nd Years • 38 Reviews
Lauren has always been Hermione's best girlfriend, but she is a Muggle. She plays the cello. How can that help Harry, Ron and Hermione in their quest to find the Horcruxes? O/C plus R/Hr and H/G
3rd-5th Years • 120 Reviews
Love a duck! Will he stop at nothing? Voldemort is rapidly taking over, and his Death Eaters are killing Muggle-borns every day. The good news? A mysterious man, known only as The Phoenix, is rescuing people in the nick of time all over England.
Meanwhile, newlywed writer Lily Potter has troubles of her own. For one, her marriage is not turning out to be as great as she'd thought... for another, she's been blackmailed by an old "friend" into turning spy and discovering the Phoenix's true identity.
Thrills, spills, laughs, gasps, song lyrics, and good old swashbucklin' intrigue.
Inspired by Baroness Emmuska Orczy's excellent novel, "The Scarlet Pimpernel," and Frank Wildhorn and Nan Knighton's AMAZING musical by the same name.
But if you're not familiar with either, the story's just all the more suspenseful! All song lyrics used in this story are based on those by Wildhorn and Knighton
3rd-5th Years • 171 Reviews
Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
1st-2nd Years • 40 Reviews
We know Dumbledore died at the end of HPB, but where did he end up? Well all dead people go to Heaven, those who are good that is, while others...
Obviously Dumbledore's going to Heaven, if
he manages to survive the Road to Heaven and the trouble
Final chapter has been added! Thanks to all who've read and/or reviewed!!
3rd-5th Years • 75 Reviews
Summary: Winner of the 2008 QSQ for Best Female Original Character.
Twelve years ago, one man's life was changed forever by three simple words: “Severus, I'm pregnant.”
Now, twelve years later, a girl will embark on the journey of a lifetime. But life at Hogwarts for a first year is far from simple, especially not when she's in the same year as Harry Potter. She will face enemies, choices and danger, while struggling to deal with her past's dark secrets that, after all these years, still threatens to destroy her.
One girl's journey. One man's desperate search. One last chance for Severus Snape to find the daughter he lost.
Year One of Seven of the Once There Was A Darkness series. Year Two now posted.
1st-2nd Years • 66 Reviews
This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.
This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?
Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
6th-7th Years • 960 Reviews
Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle
before he ever comes to power. A difficult task, correct? An impossible one, she realizes, as a love
between them grows stronger than anything she has ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make. Will she condemn the Wizarding world to almost certain destruction, or will she take the life of the one boy she has ever loved?