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Let us see. So basically I'm a 15 year old girl who lives in Oregon. No, I am not a country girl. No, Oregon is not a state of farmers (where do those stereotypes come from, anyways?) Yes, I am taking college level classes. Yes, I am unfortunately obsessive over school, a quality I find so admirable in one Hermione Granger.

Um, I'm new to Harry fanfiction, so don't kill me.

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Those are my non HP fics.
My HP fics:

What Albus Feared: Basically a humorous look at what would happen if Albus Potter was sorted into Slytherin. The first chapters not so funny, but whatever. Its still waiting approval and all that, so yeah.

I like Slytherin a lot. My friend Caitlin and I made t-shirts than said "SLYTHERIN: Home of the Serpent" to wear to Harry Potter things and generally scare all the good little Gryffindors there.

My school colors are green, silver and black, so Slytheirn all the way! And there are four high schools in my area, so:
Panthers: Red and Gold
Bend High: Black and Yellow
Summit (me!): Green and Silver
Mountain View: Well, its red and white, but 3/4 isn't so bad.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, ginny202, mrsdan, avalon_rose
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Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.

WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.

RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06

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