I spend way too much time reading stories and not reviewing. It is very rude, I know, but I find it hard to say stuff without sounding really fake and un-elle-ish.
Ah, my name's Elle by the way. I'm known as Pheonix Tears over on the forums and I'm the proudest member of Hufflepuff house.
I seriously cannot stress enough how amazing Puff's are. Our Common Room is delightful, if at times, verging on spammy. Nevertheless, we won the cup a couple of terms ago and there is no greater pleasure than winning points for your house. Which I've done once, I think. I may be a proud Puff but I don't really do a lot :)
I currently have a grand total of zero stories up on here. I have ideas, don't get me wrong, but I lack basic confidence to actually press that submit button.
I really love recieving PMs and also adds to my LJ. Although, please do comment when you friend otherwise I won't friend you back. That is the way of the world, m'dears.
Anyway, down to this fanfic business. I have about 3 fics on the go. I've submitted, but they've been rejected. I always realise how truely terrible they are, after I've pressed submit. That is probably not a good thing.
I'm British, living in England. I drink copious amounts of tea and I enjoy all things salt and vinegar. It annoys me when people cannot type and I have to deciper what they are trying to get across to me. I'm in Year 11, and I'm 15. I've loved Hazzy P since I was 7 and I was introduced to it by the lake at Centre Parcs. My copies are rather worn. I cried too much at DH, especailly when Snape and Dumbledore had their little chat. Unrequited love is awful. I should know, I'm a teenage girl.
3rd-5th Years • 770 Reviews
Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."
After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...
"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"
3rd-5th Years • 18 Reviews
‘Love and hate are quite similar when you think about it,’ James said thoughtfully.
‘What do you mean?’ Lily asked.
‘You can’t hate someone for no reason without loving them a little,’ he said.
Lily rolled her eyes. ‘That’s stupid,’ she said.
‘No it’s not. Why do you think guys tease girls they like? Most people use hate to hide the fact that they really love someone.’
Lily didn’t say anything, so James continued. ‘After all, love is really just hate with a smile.’
Lily Evans hated James Potter. She always had, and thought she always would. But people change. Opinions change. Sometimes the line between right and wrong blurs … as well as the line between love and hate.
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1st-2nd Years • 476 Reviews
After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers:
This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
6th-7th Years • 195 Reviews
Long after a war ends the wounds remain. When forced to face something so horrific a part of a personís very soul dies. People are left changed. Societies are left in shambles
During this time, people are prone to making bad choices. Horrible things are said and done because the bitter continue to fight. How can such a monstrous event ever truly be over? And how can those left behind truly regain their lives
3rd-5th Years • 91 Reviews
Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...
For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!
Warning: severe OOCness
And what do readers say about it?
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."
, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"
Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!