Yo!! I really like reading people's long, random, and generally meaningless bios, so I'm not gonna skip this like I would otherwise. Ummmmmm, my parents are totally paranoid about online stalkers and stuff, so I'm way not allowed to say my name or anything. Thatís also why I didn't fill in any IM boxes. Not because they donít let me, because I don't have any. *graciously accepts groans of sympathy* Anyway, this is probably getting boring even for insane wierdos like me so I'll stop.
Ok... *cue scary music* Shipping!!! I'll do this in list format:
H/G- love it
R/Hr- love it
H/Hr- can't stand it at all!!!!!!
L/N- OK, I'll take it
D/H- every once in a while
H/S- if she's overage, and it's nice
G/D- again, if it's nice [I'd like to commend gypsybaby21 for singlehandedly showing me that this ship can be well written
G/S-I'm still in denial that this actually exists
Slash/Femmeslash- nothing against anybody, but this just isn't my thing
If I've forgotton your ship, tell me about it and I'll put it up.
Now, my favorite part: COPY AND PASTE ITS! YAY!!!!!!! [
I do believe youre getting a very accurate picture of my patchy and questionable sanity]
-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, tha_looney_one
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havenít played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
( )_( )
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is scared I'll take over. If this description fits you as well as it fits me and your pround of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You laugh because im different I laugh because youíre all the same. If you've actually laughed out loud at someone for this reason, copy and paste this into your pro. [come on, you know your guilty]
Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!If you've actually said this to someone, copy and this into your pro. Bonus points if they asked.
75 percent of America are Republicans and think Bush is right. If you are part of the 25 percent that are Democrats, copy and paste this into your profile. Then add your name:
Mrs. Optimus Prime, tha_looney_one
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
[i dont actually think this but it was so funny i couldnt resist]
Chaos, panic, disorder...... my work here is done.
thats all for now! [dun dun dun] ta!
PS- please R&R my faves, but I might actually have a story up soon!! *collective intake of breath*
3rd-5th Years • 458 Reviews
The Dursleys have left Privet Drive and are in hiding with Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. Hestia and Mr. Dursley are constantly fighting, Petunia is avoiding the wizards at all costs, and Dedalus is trying to make them all the best of friends. Meanwhile, Dudley discovers he has an interest in Harry's world, but his parents are less than pleased when they find out.
6th-7th Years • 111 Reviews
[Begun Pre DH] Draco, in order to avoid the wrath of the Dark Lord, negotiates his return to Hogwarts, the only place in the world he can be safe. Ginny, meanwhile, tries her hardest to forget everything about...(Boy-Who-Lived who?)...and focuses on her N.E.W.T. classes. Unfortunately, one moment of carelessness in Potions gives her a one-way ticket to weekly tutoring sessions with--yes--Draco Malfoy. This fic takes Draco/Ginny and attempts to make it go along with canon. Reviews are appreciated.
3rd-5th Years • 119 Reviews
Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.
3rd-5th Years • 81 Reviews
It is a well known fact that all the Pureblooded families are inbred, but it is not until the issue of marriage arises that Draco realises just how out of hand the problem has truly become.
1st-2nd Years • 12 Reviews
Cho never understood why everyone wore black to her Grandmum's funeral. Only when she lost Cedric did she truly know the meaning of that darkest color.
I am x_GinnyPotter_x of Gryffindor, entering the Color of Loss One-Shot Challenge!
3rd-5th Years • 17 Reviews
When Sirius Black dumps a girl, she cries and begs him to come back. When he humiliates her in front of the whole school, she does not seek revenge. Never. Too bad that no one ever said that to Angela Peters.
1st-2nd Years • 14 Reviews
They say that laughter is the best medicine...
A little oneshot about rings, eggs, and moving on.
It's been in the works for a few months now, I only just got around to submitting it.
1st-2nd Years • 475 Reviews
After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers:
This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
3rd-5th Years • 15 Reviews
Luna Lovegood's wedding is just weeks away. She must juggle wedding plans, running a business, locating one of her dearest friends, and living up to the secret deal that made her the editor of her own newspaper.
For the wedding date is just a week before the culmination of that secret pact Luna had made with two of her former D.A. schoolmates. The secret pact caused Luna to drop out of school during her seventh year. A deal that will put Luna up against the powers-that-be at the Ministry of Magic and the Daily Prophet. A deal that may eventually cost her the family business: The Quibbler.
The main story takes place three and a half years after the final battle with the Deatheaters and the final defeat of Thomas Marvolo Riddle.
6th-7th Years • 127 Reviews
Harry places his thoughts into Dumbledoreís Pensieve in hope to save Ron and Hermioneís relationship. Ron and Hermione delve into the Pensieve and revive essential moments of their Hogwarts experience starting with the day they met. This is a riveting tale, casting Ron and Hermione to the past as they unwind time and memories. As they unfold time will their hearts dare to let each other in? Or is the past too hard to bear?
1st-2nd Years • 62 Reviews
When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.
Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...
Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!
1st-2nd Years • 49 Reviews
The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!
1st-2nd Years • 22 Reviews
While Harry if off hunting horcruxes, Neville and the rest of his friends and classmates are not sitting idly by.
1st-2nd Years • 30 Reviews
What I hope is an appropriate send-off for the loved ones we lost in Deathly Hallows. Hope you like it.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills!
1st-2nd Years • 7 Reviews
A poem from Dumbledore's POV. Contains DH spoilers.
1st-2nd Years • 7 Reviews
I've been wondering what happened between these two professional acquaintances, maybe even two friends, when she found out who filled Dumbledore's position at Hogwarts.
Note: There are DH spoilers inside.
3rd-5th Years • 9 Reviews
Luna says her mother died in an experiment. But is that the truth? And why is Luna hiding the real reason?
6th-7th Years • 4 Reviews
Severus Snape struggles to conjure a Patronus, drawing on only the horrors from his past in place of happy memories.
Warnings: Nothing too explicit, although still present.
I am Colores of Hufflepuff House and this is my entry for the June one-shot challenge.
1st-2nd Years • 122 Reviews
Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
6th-7th Years • 133 Reviews
Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....
Rated 6th-7th years for mild language and slight innuendo.