Penname: FireboltCrasher [Contact]
Real name: Jen
Member Since: 09/07/08
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I am FireboltCrasher for two reasons: first, I love Quidditch; it's awesome, even though I can't play it. (Obviously, because broomsticks don't exist, nor do Bludgers, Quaffles, or anything else related to Quidditch.) The second reason I chose this penname is because I'm extremely clumsy and have slow reactions, so I'm the last person you should let near a broomstick! I'd probably crash, and that wouldn't be good for me or whatever people/things that happened to be in the way.

Random facts about me:
1. I'm a really tall girl.
2. I have read the Harry Potter books more times than anyone should.
3. I consider myself a school-freak, because I have never failed a test in my life.
4. I am the most random person in the world.
5. I DO NOT LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS.


My life has been pretty hectic lately, so I haven't had time until recently to read the updates of my favorite fanfics. I have temporarily lost my imagination, I believe, because I am unable to think of anything to write. This is a crisis!


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

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If you suffer from OHPS (obsessive harry potter syndrome) copy and paste this to your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to choose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?
Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile!



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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile.
Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!


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If you believe vegetarians will one day rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile



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