I'm an alien trapped in a teenager's body, or so I tell myself, because if I have to start thinking about the humans around here as part of my own race, I'll go mad.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

My stories:

Control the Wind is my first attempt at writing something dark, and so far it's going rather well. (I think.) It chronicles the problems of Theodore Nott when he decides to betray the Death Eaters. This is currently my high-priority story, so updates should come as often as the mods allow.

Marigold Dursley and the Marauder's Map is currently on hiatus while I work on Control the Wind. Reviews are still welcome, though! When I resume work on it, expect some revisions of earlier chapters to make the plot easier to follow.