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Pyromaniac! only kidding...

Bday, 15th april, same as em ( who i no)

well, as this is where i rite bout my life so far, i guess id better start:
a monkey aged 118 years was bisecting an ostracised peanut while eating a very large piece of grass which had the essence of a pink elephants backside. then the elephant sed 2 the monkey, why do u eat peanuts and eat grass and walk in the centre of london? and the monkey replied, 'well, to know that i must tell u my life story' and so he told the elphant, and here it is:
there were 72 placated monkeys on a tree, having fun, wen a hunter came around the corner and shot one ded. it fell to the ground wiv a thump. then another monkey fell out of the tree, why i hear u ask? bcos it was attached 2 the first monkey. then, i, the third monkey in this story, fell out of the tree, bcos i was unfortunate enuff to think it was a game.......;(.......ive never been the same since. people tell me im not really a monkey, but how can i believe them when they all look the same, like shrivelled up mongooses. (sorry 2 n e 1 who is either a mongoose, monkey or elephant, not harm ment!)

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