MuggleNet Fan Fiction
Harry Potter stories written by fans!
I am a high school sophmore who is self proclaimed and officially obsessed with all things Harry Potter.
Female, Afro/American, short, skinny and bespectacled.
Alter Egos: Kellie and Cock-A-TooH
NEthing potter related, MUSIC, chocolate, Tom Felton, beaches, fire, nightime, thunderstorms( especially running around in them), Eminem, my friends, and my insane neighbor Cheesie.
Anything, on any given day when I have not had enough sugar sleep or both
I'll read just about anything if it is good (or makes me grab my spongebob pillow for moral support),including slash and smut.
This is my blanket disclaimer: songs belong to the artist who wrote/sang them, and any character whom you recognize from the books isn't mine. Cheesie and co. know what is thiers. Dont sue it would just be a waste of time money and energy. Thank you :: Sticks tongue out at little me in black suit carrying an assortment of briefcases and violin cases, then runs away::
- No one will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is to much fraternizing with the enemy~Henry Kissinger
-It is better to keep ones mouth shut and appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt~Mark Twain
-Its the same old thing, you try and try, I push and push, I give in, I regret it, I get upset, I want revenge. Tis an utter circle of despair~?
-Cute grows up hot cools down but sexy never dies~?
-I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look out for because you never know when they're going to do somthing incredibly stupid~ Capt. Jack Sparrow
-The statistics on sanity are that 3 out of every 4 Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay then its you~ Rita Mae Brown
-I am free of all predjudices. I hate every one equally~W.C. Fields
-The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense~ Tom Clancy
-You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME!~?
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute screw the fruit~?
-My mouth is as dry as Ghandi's flip flop~?
-If you mad I'm on top then wish me gone. If you mad I'm on the road, then wish me home. If you mad that I'm right, punk wish me wrong. But after your 3 wishes, BLOW IT OUT YO' A**!!~Ludacris
-Whoever the hell I am, I am me!~Cladi, Wolf Queen
- I'am peaceful as a Hindu cow-Fight Club