Penname: The Queen Marauder [Contact]
Real name: Franny
Member Since: 04/16/06
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HAH!!!!!! Finally, after ages of majoro issues with passwords etc. I can actually access my Mugglenet account. Success is oh so sweet.


I suppose you'd like me to tell you a bit about myself. Well, I'm short. Like, really short. As in, five feet and half of an inch short. I'm very proud of that half inch; don't make fun or I'll be slappin' some bitches.


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Why are you still reading? I'm not going to tell you any more. I can't risk anyone discovering my super-secret superhero identity.


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Okay okay okay you win! I'll tell you a bit more: I don't like pickles and I don't do MySpace. Why, you may ask? I just don't. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.


More? Alright, I'll give you the usual blather: I am an incredibly talented aspiring writer yada yada yada writing is my one true passion in life yada yada yada just give me a pencil and paper and I'll be happy for the rest of my days yada...yada...*sigh*...yada.


Hey, I admit it freely: most of that was a lie. For one thing, I have many passions in life, one of the biggest being theatre, and yes, I do enjoy writing. But I like to consider myself passionate about life in general, and I do not like saying that there is just one central thing that my world revolves around. For another thing, I hate writing stories with a pencil and paper. I find it to be messy and time consuming. I much prefer Microsoft Word where it is much easier to edit/nit-pick a story, thus making it better and more to my likeing. Was it all a lie you ask? No, one thing is true: I am extremely talented. That was a joke. Please don't skewer me alive for being cocky.


And now, finally, the moment you've all been waiting for! The story info!!!! Well, I've got one fic going (The Art of Lion Taming) which I am very excited about, and which I will have another chapter done for soon. I've been thinking about opening up a few other stories, maybe do a few one-shots, but I think I want to get The Art of Lion Taming firmly established before I begin other projects. Don't forget to review!!!


That's it for now! Make sure to check in every once in a while though, because I'll be updating regularly. Much love!
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