Penname: Jazzinator [Contact]
Real name: Caitlin Chalmers
Member Since: 05/15/07
Beta-reader: 1
Status: Member
Hey all! My name is Caitlin Chalmers. I've never been in to public speaking, so I'd just like to take this time to appreciate my awesome betas/best friends, Jody and Aven! You rock! *Throws flowers at them* Thank you all for reading my fan fictions!! (And if you're reading this and haven't read any of my work, you get absolutely no cyber-popcorn.) I'd really appreciate it if you read the two fics I have up, 'The Losing Side', which is a One-Shot of the final battle from Draco's point of view (DH is disregarded), and 'There She Goes,' which is a Marauders Era fic about a Ravenclaw girl who Sirius falls for. Cliched, yes, but you can't lie to me and say you don't love them sometimes. By the way, I lurve reviews, and they would definitley motivate me to keep writing instead of wallowing in self pity about the fact that none of my fics get read. Seriously, all you have to type is just one little word!! Maybe two if you feel generous.

I've been working hard on getting more of my fics posted, and have put one more up for validation. It is called 'Marauding at It's Best.' You guessed it, another Marauders fic. This is about a transfer student from New York who befriends our heroes.

But seriously, people who read and don't review are lame. I would know, as I tend to be one of them. Look, I'm so desperate for reviews I'm begging for them in my BIO!!! I feel like the scum of the Earth!!! LOOK AWAY!!!!!! *Flinches*

...*Cough*... Okay, that's over now. NO! Don't walk away! I'll act sane again!! 'Act' being the key word here.

Now, as soon as the perfectionists that this site has for moderators get through with tearing my fics apart with their eyeballs, and disecting every single word with horrible scrutiny, I might just have three fics to beg reviews for. (By the way, I mean no disrespect to any moderators. In fact, I respect them a great deal. I realize that the fantastic mods on this site keep this site top-notch, but if I get rejected one more time, I might just jump off a bridge. Albeit, not a very high one.)

Just for fun, here are the ships I support: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Snape/ME!! (He is seeeeeexy...) Hermione/Young Remus (I just luuuurve the time travel.), James/Lily, and I like reading Sirius/OC and Remus/OC.

Snape is waaaay too sexy for his shirt.

Now that you have wasted a couple of minutes of your time reading my constant babbling of typed up mumbo-jumbo, I leave you to carouse the site at your leisure, and hope to waste no more of your time.

Au revoir!
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