Padfoot: Well, I'm me! Strong, handsome, compassionate, loving, caring, kind at heart-"
Prongs: "Psh, whatever. You're a lazy, arrogant, cheating, lying, evil, twisted little-"
Padfoot: "Hey! A little respect. After all I did just help you impress Evans."
Prongs: "What are you talking about?"
Padfoot: "At dinner. Don't you remember? I stopped you from throwing that grape at Snape."
Prongs: "You threw that grape which hit his goblet and spilled pumpkin juice all over him. Then you blamed me in front of Lily!"
Padfoot: "Oh... well it's the thought that counts!"
Prongs: "WHAT THOUGHT?"
Lily: "What are you two doing?"
Padfoot: "Ah, Lily, Prongs was just talking about you."
Lily: "Oh really, James? Thinking of throwing more grapes at my friend?"
Prongs: "It was Padfoot!"
Padfoot: "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Lily: "You two are so immature. What's that you're holding?"
Padfoot: "It's a tape recorder."
Lily: "What? Those aren't suppose to work here!"
Prongs: "Padfoot bewitched it. It's a long story."
Lily: "Well hand it over. They aren't aloud."
Padfoot: "That's not a rule!"
Lily: "Oh really? Want to go ask McGonagall? While we're there we can unmask the real grape-thrower."
Padfoot: "You're mental."
Lily tries to grab the recorder.
Padfoot: "Get away you mental witch!"
Lily: "You aren't aloud to have that! Hand it over!"
Padfoot: "Never! You can take it from my cold, dead hands!"
Prongs: "Let it go, Padfoot!"
Prongs: "Padfoot, you just stunned her!"
Padfoot: "She was asking for it!"
Prongs: "She's going to kill us when she's back to normal."
Padfoot: "I think it's time for us to get up to the dorm."
Prongs: "Yeah, it's been a long day."
Padfoot: "Night, Evans!"